oh! someone told me I had my own thread on ST. I said "well yes the one where the trolls are trying to tell me I am not Asian and that I am not a superstar." I refuse to tell my secrets to such disrespectful [insert bad words here]. Ah but this is a different thread and you are a wise one who recognizes an Asian Triathlon Superstar...
(besides, how much more superstar can you get than having your very own thread on ST: rhetorical question.)
so these magic "running sticks". well they used to hold M&M minis. Now they hold emergency money (paper bills not coins) and sometimes sour gummy worms for long runs.
Coach just told me to get them one day and not to show up to track practice without them or I would be in big trouble. I didn't want to find out what big trouble meant. (Probably that I would be slow forever.) He tells some people to get them, not exactly sure how he differentiates, I guess people wasting energy with too much arm swing. I never had particularly bad crazy arm swing, or at least I don't think I did. ;) They remind you to relax your arms and not get too tense. And now it feels very funny to run without anything in my hands.
I am willing to sell you a pair of these magic Wongstar running sticks for the bargain price of $500 each, or $950/pair (WOW $50 savings!!!) with complete instructions on how to use them and personalized autographs on each. Don't believe what the imposters are saying--broomsticks, popsicle sticks, pieces of grass, Nerf balls and potato chips?!?! The Wongstar magic running sticks are much more lightweight and can hold emergency money and sour gummy worms! 50mins off your Ironman marathon time guaranteed or your money back*!!! Yes the Wongstar indeed went from a 4:20 marathon to a 3:27 this year using these very same running sticks.
Only very limited numbers and colors in stock, so PM me SOON and start getting faster today! I will even throw in **FREE!!** shipping and handling! :D
ah yes, that travel sponsor of mine, he is amazing!! This may be debated, but I believe he too is a superstar...
hope that helps,
Wongstar -- the ORIGINAL ASIAN TRIATHLON SUPERSTAR
*your money back only applies if I haven't spent it already.
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