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Cry like a little biatch here.
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Ok, I'll start:

drafting is ruining this sport....whaaaahhhhhh

ps is gone... whahhhhhhhh

triathletes make too much money ....whaaaahhhhhh

WTC is the devil .... whahhhhhhhh

Announcers don't know how to pronounce pro athlete's names...... whaahhhhhh

I got shot with a BB gun....wahhhhhhhhhhh ( ok, that is effd up)

I came to slowtwitch looking for peace and love and found people communicating with each other......whahhhhhhhhh

I don't know how to store a wetsuit.....whaaaaahhhhhh


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"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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I am complaining about complaining. WAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. "
Steve Irwin
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Cheating (i.e. drafting) is inevitable in a flat race.......whaaaahhhhhhh
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Clearwater is a the wrong city for the 70.3 Champs therefore I am not going ... whaaaahhhhhh
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I am not strong enough to get around you, so I have to to suck your wheel for 112 miles......... whhaaaaahhhhhh.
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I'm whiney 'cuz it's supposed to be the off season and I don't know what to do with myself .... Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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Walmart will put everyone out of business................................................

Its too hot to run outside even at 5am....................................................

peace

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my flat crowded city is taking a beating. wah

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Bars around here close at 1:30am...... AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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perfection won't teach me his perfect pedaling technique . . . . . whaaaaaa.
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I thought it was "bee-yotch?"


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I'm whiney 'cuz it's supposed to be the off season and I don't know what to do with myself .... Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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this is supposed to be pointless whining, not stabbing to the heart of the problem here!

Someone figured out what my damage is. WWWAAAHHH!

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I thought it was "bee-yotch?"


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your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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I can only train 20 hours a week cause and have a job and a family and children wahhhhhhhhhhhh poor me poor me how do you expect me to ever qualify for IMH

If you train more you are ignoring your family and are wasting your time and are a plague on society.

Wahhhhhhhhhh Poor me!!!!!!!


I can't afford a good bike but I love it when I go past all you people with disc wheels and $10,000 bikes cause I am so MUCH better than all of you Wahhhhhhhhhh I don't make enough money to buy a good bike.


Wahhhhhhhhhhh


I got beat because EVERYONE was drafting wahhhhh I mean EVERYONE. Well everyone but me because I am so honest and I NEVER break the rules but EVERYONE else does and that is why I didn't podium Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh




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Bars around here close at 1:30am...... AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!



And everytime I run home from the bar people yell at me....wwwwwwwwaaaaahhhh!!!!!

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that guy could have messed up someone's finish line photo and is breaking a rule, though I can't figure out which rule....waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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I thought it was "bee-yotch?"


T.
your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

YOU'RE not your ... waaaahhhhh


I'm stuck in a really boring class and I need to go pee, waaaahhhhh!!!!!

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If spoken by a non-swimmer, that's a compliment. When spoken by a swimmer.... -glitch
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I hate my job and I think my wife is cheating on me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Oh wait... did I get the wrong forum? Oops.
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People were sucking my wheel the ENTIRE race. I told them to stop but they wouldn't

Then we got to the run and they passed me and took my Kona spot and my podium spot Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh


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your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

YOU'RE not your ... waaaahhhhh


I'm stuck in a really boring class and I need to go pee, waaaahhhhh!!!!!
kevinp01 bascially just said i was a fuktard......... whahhhhh

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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Get your wife's crotch outta my face......waahh.


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I thought it was "bee-yotch?"


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your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

YOU'RE not your ... waaaahhhhh


I'm stuck in a really boring class and I need to go pee, waaaahhhhh!!!!!
kevinp01 bascially just said i was a fuktard......... whahhhhh

I'm posting to a thread started by a fuktard, which basically makes me a fuktard-follower w/ no life waaaahhhhh!!!!!


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Get your wife's crotch outta my face......waahh.
That's my wife's crotch, but...that's not my wife!!! waaaahhhhh!!!!!


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It's 4:38 PM and I just want to go home!! waaaahhhhh!!!!!


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Michellie won't respond to my emails professing my true love for her...whaaaaaahhh
Neither will the other Olsen twin....whaaahhhh
and to top it all off Macca didn't buy me a beer....whaaaaahhhh

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[/reply] kevinp01 bascially just said i was a fuktard......... whahhhhh[/reply]
People are overly sensitive and read into things I post and take offense.... waaaahhhhh!!!!!

I got sick and missed a day of swimming and I have a little frowny face on the spreadsheet ... waahhhhh!!!!

"Wow, are you a triathlete?"
If spoken by a non-swimmer, that's a compliment. When spoken by a swimmer.... -glitch
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I hate my job and I'm sleeping with your wife. whhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
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Haha, I love this thread!!! ...wwwhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhh.
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I thought it was "bee-yotch?"


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your hijacking my thread.....whahhhhhhhhhhh

YOU'RE not your ... waaaahhhhh


I'm stuck in a really boring class and I need to go pee, waaaahhhhh!!!!! Now you're mad at me because you think I'm hijacking your thread, waaaahhhh!!!!! T.

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
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being on slowtwitch all day is affecting my work. wahhhhhhh



"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. "
Steve Irwin
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People shouldn't wear headphones because I said so! WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Why won't anyone read my pointless narcissistic blog? WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

I'm leaving ST because you guys are so mean! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

I had to edit my post because I spelled wah wrong and looked like an idiot even though I'm way smarter than all of you wankers! WAH!!!!
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WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

No Way!

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WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

No Way!
You beat me to it, waaahhhhhh!!!!!!

"Wow, are you a triathlete?"
If spoken by a non-swimmer, that's a compliment. When spoken by a swimmer.... -glitch
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I can only train 20 hours a week cause and have a job and a family and children wahhhhhhhhhhhh poor me poor me how do you expect me to ever qualify for IMH

If you train more you are ignoring your family and are wasting your time and are a plague on society.

Wahhhhhhhhhh Poor me!!!!!!!


I can't afford a good bike but I love it when I go past all you people with disc wheels and $10,000 bikes cause I am so MUCH better than all of you Wahhhhhhhhhh I don't make enough money to buy a good bike.


Wahhhhhhhhhhh


I got beat because EVERYONE was drafting wahhhhh I mean EVERYONE. Well everyone but me because I am so honest and I NEVER break the rules but EVERYONE else does and that is why I didn't podium Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh




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I wanted to say that, Wahhhhhhhhhhhh

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My wetsuit doesn't provide me with toe-curling multiple orgasms........WAAAhhhhhh

I can't get the taste of Old English 800 out of my Camelback.........Waaaaaaahhhhhh

My S&W .40 won't fit in my Bento Box.........WAaaaaaahhhhhhhh

It's Mid-November and still 90 degrees in Phoenix.........WAAAaaaaaaHHHHH


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may I suggest going to a sub-compact glock and its a validconcern that its still in the mid 80's here in Phoenix and its mid November. Those are not wahhhhhh's.



"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. "
Steve Irwin
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HTFU, people!

Oceanside sold out and I didn't get in because I can't commit to a 70.3 6 months in advance. waaaaaa whaaaa whaaaaa whaaaaaaa




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Get your wife's crotch outta my face......[/quote] What - no pictures? Waaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh!

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Okay, how about this:

I ride with my Kahr Arms subcompact 9mm clipped on the inboard side because I shoot right handed. I would rather display it on the outboard side so people driving by know that Mojo is packing heat.....but I can't shoot left handed. Either way, my back-up weapon still won't fit into my bento box...........Waaaaahhhhhh!!

It's hot in Phoenix and all the Freds and Ethels (snowbirds) in their Buicks and Cadillacs are screwing up my daily ride to Tortilla Flats...........Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!


**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**
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Much better.



"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. "
Steve Irwin
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My heart rate monitor doesn't make me run fast. waaah!
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Thank you


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I orderd some stuff from an online bike store and I have all ready gotten billed for it on my American Express card, but I have not yet gotten the stuff yet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tim
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This thread is still on the front page and making it hard to find the threads that figure out if clinchers are really faster than tubulars.
whaaaahhhh!


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I don't know how to store a wetsuit.....whaaaaahhhhhh

Now, hold it right there, THAT is key information for people to know. And, no, rolled up in a ball, wet, in the trunk of your car is not the right answer :)


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I've had my "save the planet" tag line up for a month and nobody has commented on it.
Whaaaahhhh!


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I was busy all day with life and didn't get onto this thread until all the good stuff was taken.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

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Pictures or it didn't happen.
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Waaaaaaaahhh, everyone in my office is eating chocolate cake and I'm drinking stupid V8, Waaaaaaahhhh.

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I'm eating cake and Katy's always eating healthier than me - WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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I just spent $2000 on a lawyer and I'm only 19 and in college... tear tear

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I don't know who Matt Franklin is! wwwaaaaahhhh!!!


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I DNF'd because I'm 12, weigh 70# and a deer jumped in front of me. whaaah. whaaaah. whaaaaaah.
If it was a tiger I would have a better story to tell. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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Dawn's eating cake and can still kick my ass in a race.... Waaaaahhhhhhhh

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Paulo's gone waaaahhh

Paulo's back waaaahh

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During the group hug in the Lavender Room I think a dude grabbed my butt........whaaaahhhhhhhhh

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My butt didn't get grabbed... Waaahhhhh

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everyone feel better now? and you guys wonder why roadies think so highly of triathletes
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And everytime I run home from the bar people yell at me....wwwwwwwwaaaaahhhh!!!!!
That's because you're NAKED.... WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Get your wife's crotch outta my face......[/quote] What - no pictures? Waaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh!


Was actually referring to the Sarah D. crotch shot pics and the collective ST "wwwaaahhh" reaction......

Nobody ever understands my posts....Wwwwaaaahhhh!!


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It's 9:30 PM...and I forgot to stock the fridge with beer on the way home....BIG FREAKING WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....

Oh wait, there are 3 in the basement fridge. 3...! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH......................


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I can't come up with anything creative to add to the best thread ever! WWWWWHHHHHaaaaHHHH!!!!!
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I used to run 5min miles in high school but now I cant - whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I can put out a million watts on the bike but i cant win a race whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I train for ironman and get fat because i dont have any self-control whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

look at me, i am going to start a swim thread, everybody look - whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i signed up for a race and its race morning and i havent even trained, worship me - whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

its the off-season so i stop training, why are people beating me after i have taken three months off of training - whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i am f'ing baby, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

get me a diaper, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

paulo dont leave me whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i cant type properly and half the time my posts dont make any sense whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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 its 1am and i just got home from school and work and this thread was off the Pg 1 waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh


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10/28/08 Dev Paul had 400w FTP!!!
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I don't know who Matt Franklin is! wwwaaaaahhhh!!!


Neither do I anymore...wwwaaaahhhh!!! My novel's storyline has gotten COMPLETELY out of control...wwwaaaahhhh!!!


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Matt Franklin may or may not be Coming (sooner or later...wwwaaaahhhh!!!)
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Coeur d Alene has hills? No one told me! I want my money back. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Everyone is upset because I crossed the finish line with my entire family, neighbors, pets and homeless folks carrying signs waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh


Bikestore owners in Michigan are telling me riding steep is bad after I just bought a P3C waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I'm so cool on ST but just a loser in real life..............wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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My bike computer says I only averaged 16.8mph on my last ride and I know that's wrong because in the middle of my ride I looked down and I was easily riding over 20mph! WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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My privates get numb on long rides.......WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Race directors do not provide hawt privates massagers at aid stations.......WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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everyone feel better now? and you guys wonder why roadies think so highly of triathletes
There is a roady on slowtwitch.....whaaaaaahhhh

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not the reply i was hoping for whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I can't bring my son, daughter, wife, brother, sister, mom, dad, uncle, aunt, niece, nephew, best friend, people I work with, everyone I've raised money for, graduating class, church members through the finish line.....whaaaaahhhhhh
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The first 3 pages were funny and now it's just stupid...WAHHHHHHHHHHH.



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now I feel stupid, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I want to buy a new bike but I don't know what I want and I don't want to read any of the ST articles about bike fitting and there are no great bike shops in Kansas because they are all in Colorado or California or Michigan wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Noone on ST has good medical advice wahhhhhhhh
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I'm behind my goal on the November sex challenge - WWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!

My husband's out of town - WWAAAAHHHHHH!!

My batteries are dead - WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

:)
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I'm behind my goal on the November sex challenge - WWWAAAAHHHHHH!!![/quote]Wondering why we need to be challenged to have sex in November - WWWAAAAHHHHHH!!! Smile

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copycat...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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I got on Active at 9am sharp and filled in my name and credit card number including the 3 digit security code and diligently answered every question including my race resume and mother's maiden name and signed up for 8 extra tickets to the carbo meal and signed up for free 6 month subscriptions to 5 different magazines and even thought up a funny occupation and read and signed the waver and then had to go back and check the box that said I was 18 years or older even though I already told 'em I'm 48 and then clicked on the "finish registration" button and it took a few seconds and then it told me IMFL was full and I don't want to pay for a community slot and this is so unfair.....Wwaaaahhhhhhh!!!


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Dawn T. is funnier than me wwwaaahhhhh....

I think I'm winning the November no-sex challenge waaaahhhhhhh...

I watched a movie targeted at pre-teen girls last night on my trainer and enjoyed it wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH!!
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I'm recovering from ankle surgery and can't run because my foot is in a cast. ...Waaaahhh...



"Real winners aren't content with yesterday's victories"
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post of the year.

I don't know where DawnT lives....waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
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I dont have enough free time at work to surf the entire posts - waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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Why, oh why didn't Marie Osmund get kicked off dancing with the Stars...waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Edita's gone...WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Now everyone knows I watch Dancing with the Stars...Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
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I think people cut the swim course because my time sux... wwwwwhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
I come to this board and post my personal problems... wwwwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
I bought an expensive bike because I can't feel my crotch anymore and my penis is small... wwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't put in the time to get to Kona but I don't know why I can't get to Kona....wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

I'll stop there cause I'm having too much fun.
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damn i was thinking about posting some of my personal problems,now i can't whaaahhh
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i am not an ex-div I swim stud that trains 2x per week and can still brag of doing a sub 60' ironman swim....waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

i am ignorant and don't know my FT, FTP, MAP, AWC, etc.. so i clearly am biking below my potential.......waaaaaaaaaaahhh

Tom D's wife is hotter than mine......waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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I can't believe they have a divison for Clydesdales and Athenas......and they get finisher medals too..................................WWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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I can't believe they have a divison for Clydesdales and Athenas......and they get finisher medals too..................................WWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


He's picking on those of us who are Athenas and Clydesdales... ...Waaaahhh...



"Real winners aren't content with yesterday's victories"
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okay, I'll go.


WAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I AM A PRO TRIATHLETE WHO WAS LEADING CLEARWATER UNTIL I GOT A DRAFTING CALL, AT THIS POINT I DECIDED TO DROP OUT BECAUSE I WAS NOT REALLY DRAFTING AND I AM A WHINY LITTLE BITCH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I can't believe they have a divison for Clydesdales and Athenas......and they get finisher medals too..................................WWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


He's picking on those of us who are Athenas and Clydesdales... ...Waaaahhh...

Wait that's not funny. Let's make the little whippet cry.

(just stay still) I can't catch him! Whhhahhh.
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I won a brand new set of Hed wheels, they are 700c. My bike is 650c....whaaaahhhhhh
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i didn't qualify for worlds...whaaaaaaahhhh

look at me, look at me, i DID qualify for worlds! why's no-one looking at me?!?!...whaaaaaahhhhaahhhaaahhhaa



blood, sweat...and big gears

I hated every minute of training, but I said, ''Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.''
- Muhammad Ali
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ST is mean. Too many personal attacks....waaaaaahhhh

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I got injured training and needed surgery......Wahhhhhhh
I've not been able to train for 4 months..... Wahhhhh
i've put on 20 lbs.......Wahhhh
Winter is here and as soon as I can train again it will snow.....Wahhhh
My lack of training has resulted in the mother of all taper tantrums which has over flowed into my real life...Wahhhhh
No one will feel sorry for me.... Wahhhh
People keep telling me that this happened for a reason...WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I do kinda feel better :-)

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. - Fight Club
Industry Brat.
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people use screen names I can't pronounce...whaaaaaahhhh



blood, sweat...and big gears

I hated every minute of training, but I said, ''Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.''
- Muhammad Ali
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People can't figure out my screen name.......Wahhhhhh

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. - Fight Club
Industry Brat.
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people use screen names I can't pronounce...whaaaaaahhhh
show pony got post number 100 and I hate show ponies......whahhhhhh

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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Nobody is interest in buying my old FSA cranksets - waaaaaggggghhhhh!
I have to bump my own classified add - waaaaaggggghhhh!
Everyone is whinning - waaaaaggggghhhhh!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ah man - this thread has slipped to page 5 - waaaaaggggghhhhh!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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A professional racer is faster than me, he/she is, therefore, doping. Waaaaahhhhhh!


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"Rock and roll, dude." -- Dave Z., on winning TTs in all 3 Grand Tours.
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Its Thursday, the weather is great, but I am in the office until late this afternoon - waaaaaaaggggghhhhhh!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I haven't been on ST for a little while but came back recently and almost missed the Mystery Woman thread........whaaaahhhhh

I still don't know the identity of the mystery woman....whahhhhh

The mystery woman thread and its derivative threads are taking away from the political discussions that are the hallmark of the LR.......whaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

I will never do the Rockman because Chip is insensitive............whhahhhhhhhh

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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Some butt head on the bus stole this morning my blackberry. Waaahhhh.

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It's raining (STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and we are supposed to be doing a crit on Sunday. WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA!

clm
Nashville, TN
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This thread is over two months old and I am just seeing it now...wwwhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
The sun is shining outside but it's really cold and I know I should train and ....whhhhhaaaaahhhhhh
I didn't think about creating this thread..and I'm usually a pretty creative/funny guy....wwwhhhhaaaaahhhhh
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I was on call last night and I'm tired! WAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I need to try to fit in 3 workouts tomorrow. WAHHHHH!!!!!!

Jodi
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my heel hurts!!! waaaaaaaaaaah!!
i might have to skip a huge race to attend a friend's wedding!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
i wish i could beat all of you in swimming, biking and running!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
gilbert arenas's injury screwed up my fantasy bball season!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
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I'm not as hot as the Specialized chick waaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa

My only prospect for having an intimate relationship is if I f@*k my bike and I'm just not that attracted to it any more, plus I don't have any chain lube WAAAAAAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I click on f@*K because it was a hypertext link and the only thing that got started was Outlook. Whaaah.
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I only made 10 bucks off the blackberry i stole from the bus this morning wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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F.O.G. is mocking my loss. Waaaah. I don't have a backup of my bb, I lost ALL my contacts, waaaaaahhhh. It wasn't insured, I had to buy a new one. WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

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best thread in a long time! HOOOORRRRAAAAAY!!!!!!

customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.
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I probably coulda held it for ransom and got more than 10 bucks from Katy wwwwwhhhhaaahhhhh!!!!
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The French guy I thought I was rid of just sent me a text message. Waaaah. Now he's in my new blackberry. Waaaaaah.

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je t'aime tellement kathy mais elle ne sait pas que je existent :( WAHHHHHHHH

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I don't know who Kathy is or what tellement means. Waaaahhh. Where's Francois when I need him? Waaaahhhhh

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I need to go to sleep so I can get up and get a long run in tomorrow before I go into work, but I got 10 hrs of sleep last night, so I'm not tired...waaaaaah

My daughter lost a tooth today and announced that since it's a new year, the tooth fairy rates should go up from $2 to $5; I'm totally screwed when she hits adolescence and wants to go shopping with Mommy...waaaaaah

We needed the rain in Socal, but after a week of it, it's getting pretty old at this point...waaaaaah
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Not much bike pjorn anymore in the forum...wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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My seat's too high--- whaaa

My seat's too low--- whaaaa

That last on wasn't referring to my bike seat--- whaaaa

I'm getting older--- whaaaaaahahahaha



Lou Battaglia

Why didn't I retire last year?
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Since I had to buy a new blackberry I can't afford to take advantage of the once a year Infinit discount. WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm old and my knees and back hurt. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH

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A solitary man
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je t'aime tellement kathy mais elle ne sait pas que je existent :( WAHHHHHHHH

I don't know if mtlrunner likes me but doesn't know how to spell my name or he likes katy but doesn't know how to spell her name either! WAAAAAAAAAAAHH.

And, it's Saturday and NOT raining and I'm freaking at work. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


clm
Nashville, TN
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I have a weakness for smarmy French guys. Waaaaaahhhhhh.

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I'm sick...waaaahhhh!

And as a guy, I whine like a baby when I'm sick...waaaahhhh!

Larry Lahodny
New Balance - Downtown Summerlin
Las Vegas, Nevada
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I have a weakness for, well, we know.

WAAAAAAHHHH!

And 5 days of no training. I'm going to be hatin' tomorrow! WWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

clm
Nashville, TN
https://twitter.com/ironclm | http://ironclm.typepad.com
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At least Katy has the option of buying the Infinit once a year discount..I live in Canadwwhhhaaaahhhhh
At least it's only rain CLM..up here we're getting yet MORE snowwwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhh
And I don't own snowshoes....wwwwhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhh
Or any skiing equipment (downhill or cross country)....wwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhh
Or a cross bike.....wwwwwhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhh
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The first good skiing day for a long time and I was too tired after my run...WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Apparently I'm supposed to HTFU if I want to get faster...WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
And I'm a whiny little biatch!! .....WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

.

"I'm going to stick to my sardines" - Cassidy
"Others took their lemons and stood up and walked." - Kestrelkerri
"I will never know quite why I set out on the run. I guess because it was next." - Nachocheese
"No, just to people on the Forum. My athletes are the control group." - Paulo Sousa
" Actually, I am naturally an Asshole....not unlike the way you are naturally an idiot." IRONLOBO
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>>Or a cross bike.....wwwwwhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhh<<

Damn, I'm crying for you! wwwwaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

clm
Nashville, TN
https://twitter.com/ironclm | http://ironclm.typepad.com
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I pulled a muscle in my groin and I'm too embarrassed to have anyone look at it .................WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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60 mile mountain bike ride with a broken tooth yesterday. It hurt at the dentist WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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I have ITBS and can't run faster than 5mph! Waaaahhhhhh!!!!
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I don't have ITBS and I still can't run 5mph...hey...that's not whine worthy...yes it is...wwwwhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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I make too much money to get a tax refund but I have no money left because I pay all the taxes WTF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

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A solitary man
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ditto moi it sux and its not fair i shud get money back too WWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I applied to Team Timex and the manager left and didn't give my application to the new guy. Now the team's full and they didn't even look at it...

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Jodi
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I've spent my whole freakin' day doing CHEMISTRY. I detest chemistry. Chem lecture chem lab, rewriting chem labs that I got less-than-A's-on . I have a chem test tomorrow, that was supposed to be last week, that I still haven't really studied for. I have been trying to keep up with the NEW material.

I think I've averaged 6h of sleep for the past three nights, which is so not enough sleep.

I think I am developing bronchitis, if I don't have it already.

I think I have irritated my left posterior tibial tendon, which means no running as stress-relief. Actually, more stress because now I am stressing/upset over not being able to run.

Due to college and HS meets, I've been kicked out of my college pool for the past week and that's my "safe" place at school... I WANT MY POOL BACK.

Finally, I really miss my boyfriend.

Thanks for letting me vent :D

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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You will never know how good you have it in University/college, until you are NOT in University/college. :) Good luck

https://www.miles4matt.run/
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I hate it when people say that. Yes, it's nice to be able to go train in the middle of the day and take naps and stuff. Yes, it's nice to have a dining hall and not have to worry about groceries and meals. Yes, it's nice to have relatively few cleaning repsonsibilities. And I don't have any kids and stuff to take care of (thank god).

But it's such a bubble world... I hate living in the fake college bubble world... I much prefer working in the summers. Seriously.

Happy Bunny says, "school prepares you for the real world, which also sucks"

:)

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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I use to hate it as well. Now I understand it. :) But I agree with you, it is all about perception. I had the most fun in University and the first few years post University. :)

https://www.miles4matt.run/
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I'm in the process writing a grant review.

I have joint capsulitis and I can barely walk, so no running.

My landlord doesnt allow bikes in my apartment so I can't ride my trainer!

But on the good side...

Indiana is beating Purdue.

I just got a scholarship today that will allow me to pay in-state tuition for next year, which will save me 30k or so in student loans for next year.

I guess things could be worse.

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People keep posting new threads linking to that observation test with the dancing bear that is NOT doing the moonwalk.

WaaaahhhhhhhhH!!!!!!

"Wow, are you a triathlete?"
If spoken by a non-swimmer, that's a compliment. When spoken by a swimmer.... -glitch
My wife's blog http://www.hostilewit.com
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People keep posting new threads linking to that observation test with the dancing bear that is NOT doing the moonwalk.

WaaaahhhhhhhhH!!!!!!
Ok, I was going to post about traffic during spring training! wwwwaaaaaaahhhhH!

But, I read that and started laughing my ass off... :D

John



Top notch coaching: Francois and Accelerate3 | Follow on Twitter: LifetimeAthlete |
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Who would have thought this thread would need to come back so soon.



Companies are engaging in stealth advertising on the forum......whaaahhhhhh

Frank and AC don't play nice together......whaaaahhhhhh

Frank wants to post Joqiens (or whatever the fuck his name is) power data again......whaaaaaaahhhhh

It's going to be 100deg this weekend ........whaaaaahhhhh

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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I love this thread but I forgot about it! Waaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

Its Friday afternoon but its raining outside! Waaaahhhhh!!!!

"Wow, are you a triathlete?"
If spoken by a non-swimmer, that's a compliment. When spoken by a swimmer.... -glitch
My wife's blog http://www.hostilewit.com
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My calf hurts so I'm afraid to attempt a long run tomorrow - waaaahh!
I swam 9:28 for 750m in a current assisted river last Sat as part of a relay, then on Sunday swam 16:08 for 750m in my own race - WAAAAAAH!

It's the weekend, woohoo! :-)
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it's 2:54 pm, i still have coffee breath, & i don't have any gum!! whhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW
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I shaved my legs for the first time, and my legs rub together the wrong way when i walk and it feels funny WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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I heard DawnT's husband is back in town WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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I heard DawnT's husband is back in town WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Blush
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I have only been in the water 3 times in the last 6 months and I'm doing Alcatraz on Sunday- Waaaahhhh.

I try to be nice and open my home to a foreigner and I get repeatedly mocked by said foreigner- Waaaaaahhh.

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I haven't run since TTT and I'm getting worried when I'll be able to with my bum knee. WAAAAAHHHH

I have to work 160 hours in 2 weeks without a day off. WAAAAAAAHHH

My fitness is going down the shitter. WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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I travel thousands of miles to spread the love for triathlon and all I get it's shit from some spatially challenged colonial.

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


"How bad can it be?" - SimpleS
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I found the Blackberry that was "stolen" on the bus, sorry butthead!

WWWAAAAAHHHH


"How bad can it be?" - SimpleS
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I think my wife is starting to exhibit the signs of menopause....Waaaaaaah!

I work too damn much and don't have enough time to train the way I want to....Waaaaah! (but I have been in the water more than 3 times in 6 months...ouch! Good luck this weekend).

Mike
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I hate it when guys say "Woohoo" when it should be strictly reserved for the womens (the exclamation woohoo I hear is ubiquitous in Sex and the City) - Waaaaaaaaaah
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"I have only bean in the water 3 times in the last 6 months and I am racing Alcatraz in 36 hours." It could be four but I can't get my butt off the sofa and stop opsting on ST.

WWWWAAAAHHHH


"How bad can it be?" - SimpleS
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I think your next post should be "I've been kicked out of the lovely accommodations that were so graciously provided by Katy (not too mention that fabulous meals she prepared and the stellar Tour de NorCal she took me on) and now I'm sleeping on the street in San Francisco- Waaaaaahhh".

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I'm doing IMUK in September and it's REALLY cold sleeping rough at that time of year.

WWWWAAAAHHHH!


"How bad can it be?" - SimpleS
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It could be four but I can't get my butt off the sofa and stop opsting on ST.

Ironic from the guy sitting on his butt on my other sofa, posting to ST.


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I'd like to go swim but I have to wait on my host.

WWWWAAAHHHH


"How bad can it be?" - SimpleS
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I'm so fucking tired of people making posts about "the state of ST" or "the current mood of ST" or "the recent debate we all know about here on ST" that it makes me want to go crazy.

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Gnothi Seauton.
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Swimfan is back and I realized recently that I am probably the fattie he was always talking about - Bwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Jason

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It's a dry heat!
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Its cold and raining for the bazillionth day in a row here in the PNW....WaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaa!!!

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I'm English and somebody called me British.

WWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [danielito] [ In reply to ]
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I can't figure out Slowtwitch acronyms like ST, ITU, WTC, WTF, HTFU, PC's, FOP, MOP, BOP, P2C, P3C, FSA, LBS, IMLP, IMC, IMCDA, IMMOO, T1, T2, PED, DA, TTT, and many many more...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nd sm ppl pst wtht vwls...wwwhhhhhhhhhwwww

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I just want to say wwwwwwwwaaaaahhhh!!!!!



"your horse is too high" - tigerchik
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My bike was stolen, just as I am starting my training for IMAZ and just paid to have a professional fit and AT test--WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [onabubble] [ In reply to ]
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I am in terrible shape wwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I have ITBS and can't run faster than 5mph! Waaaahhhhhh!!!!
You stole what I was going to say... Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [livin4lax09] [ In reply to ]
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I couldn't beat my friend's last years finishing time at FL 70.3 because the bike course was 3 miles longer this year.....WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]
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I've finally arrived as a triathlete with prowess in swimming, cycling, and running. My only issue is that I swim like a cyclist, run like a swimmer, and cycle like a runner....
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I need specialized 07 trivents in size 45 and the only ones that keep showing up on ebay are 47s... WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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I'm danielito and I'm too important to be respectful of people's wishes.

WWWAAAHH


"How bad can it be?" - SimpleS
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I have 4 1/2 months off my day job and I can't decide what to do with my time yet...waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

So far have helped my parents pruning for a week because they have the flu, problem is that makes them depressed and that rubs off on me .. waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

And as a result I have only managed one swim in the last week...waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh......

The price of flying has just gone up due to oil hitting $140 a barrel....waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Food just doubled in price.....................waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

I just got snowed on while outside working.........waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Even 'SlowTwitch' is starting to get repetitive .waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Frank Day and Andrew Coggan and there on going battle is getting boring.........waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Slowtwitch has too much wingeing on it....waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

The world champs triathlon is getting modified to a short 'tri.chill.athon' and there are no winners...waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

No one has told me they like the photo displays on my website recently....waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh and no triathlon suit sales in the last few days....waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


www.triathlonshots.com

waaahhh.................

http://www.TriathlonShots.com
Full event coverage of triathlon/ironman in photos.


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I never saw this thread before since it started when I was on hiatus - WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

There are waaay too many stooopid 300+ post threads of late - WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

FD has personally assured I will NEVER buy PC's, and I've lost about 98% of the high regard I used to hold AC in - WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Epicman is over and now I won't get to go to the LP Brewery for another year - WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

My PT SL crapped out 50m into the Epicman ride, and now I don't have any data to download. WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Everybody swims better than me, because they all swim more than me, and it's just NOT FAIR!!!
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swimfan is back, but he's been neutered. WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Paulo is not back, and ST is becoming totally wussified - WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


float , hammer , and jog

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I just realized my bike is too big for me...

Even though I keep buying smaller tri suits, my butt isn't getting any smaller...
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I went for a Sunday ride and the wind was not at my back the entire time. In fact, sometimes it blew in my face, and sometimes it blew from the side and I did not like it WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i ought to do mine homework but i'm on ST whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

you guys whine to much whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

people on ST are all jerks whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I need the red group on mine roadbike but i can't afford it ....... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

nobody loves 650c any more whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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I have nothing to complain about - waaaaah!

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Andy, Julian, Katy, Michael and Malik made me stay out too late last night and I didn't get up to go swim. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

clm
Nashville, TN
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No one at Alcatraz listened to me when I yelled at them from my kayak to SWIM THE F#UK TOWARD SHORE NOW! And they all went waaaay down Crissy Field and had to run back to the yacht club to hit the timing pads. waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Someone dropped out of a race because they felt they weren't up to continuing and then posted on ST because they thought it'd be humorous and a little instructive AND THE HTFU DICKHEADS GOT THEIR TIGHTY WHITEYS IN A TWIST! waaaahhhhhhhhh!

I wore my black Peaceful Tribe/Cervelo longsleeve tech tee and classic Transition Sports running cap all day yesterday at the expo (after I was done not helping idiots swim the correct course) AND NO ONE SAID HI OR ANYTHING! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

I forgot paddling on the Bay for hours makes you hurt in ways triathlon never would. WAAAAAAAAAHHHH! ouch

Two dickheads gave all of us competent Bay Area paddlers a bad name because they didn't bother TO CALL ANYONE WHEN THEY KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO BE MISSED THUS CAUSING THOUSANDS OF TAX DOLLARS IN WASTED TIME AND FUEL NOT TO MENTION UNTOLD WORRY FOR THE POOR SAPS THAT LOVE THEM! wwwwaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

No one cares about the protecting the environment because they're all so busy thinking about if their butt looks good in those Desoto shorts or if that chick at the pool will think they're cool because I spent all my money on the PC3 to go on top of my Audi. wah.

Congradulations on getting looser into the dictionary in place of loser. It should be spelled loozer anyways. Loozers. wah.

Mr. Uncaptured External Costs

Fossil carbon is planetary poison.
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>>I wore my black Peaceful Tribe/Cervelo longsleeve tech tee and classic Transition Sports running cap all day yesterday at the expo (after I was done not helping idiots swim the correct course) AND NO ONE SAID HI OR ANYTHING! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!<<

Didn't see you!

But the other Tim wore his on Saturday and I talked to him.

clm

clm
Nashville, TN
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The other Tim got talked to by Cathy and has THE SAME COOL SHIRT AS ME! Waaaahhhhhhhhh!

(yeah, that's OK, I had to run home and be a dad again so I was only at the expo from about 2:20 to 3:20 race clock time)

Mr. Uncaptured External Costs

Fossil carbon is planetary poison.
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I found slowtwitch a week after the hottie thread was pulled and so I never got to see it - waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

(no seriously, I am still really upset about this)

This is the funniest thing I have read on ST in a long, long time. Particularly as I was a faithful follower of the greatest thread in internet history and know what you missed.

You have my condolences.
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No one at Alcatraz listened to me when I yelled at them from my kayak to SWIM THE F#UK TOWARD SHORE NOW! And they all went waaaay down Crissy Field and had to run back to the yacht club to hit the timing pads. waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Tim apparently wasn't near me in the water because I would have listened if he would have told me to SWIM THE F#UK TOWARD SHORE and would not have wasted so much time. But I know better than to do what I did so its all my fault I ended up waaaay dow Crissy Field anyway. Waaaaahhh.

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I just read what you wrote and become bored . waaaaaaaahhhhh!

Than I discovered I read too many things on slowtwitch and missed my run. waaaaaaahhh

Then I found out my slow ass isn't any better off running anyway, maybe typing waaaaaaahhhh is worth something for the greater good.

Then I found out that I am full of shit and still have to run anyway WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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I just received the bill from my Immigration Attorney and I'm going to have to sell my Super Mountain Bike..... Good bye XTerras... WHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
(Seriously, what a rip-off this immigration shit is...)
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Two weeks ago, my first ever duathlon was cancelled due to rain.

Last sunday, my first ever triathlon was cancelled due to severe t-storms.

My A race, Hy-Vee, has dropped the swim due to flooding.

Tonight I missed out on my first ever time trial race, stuck in traffic because everyone was slowing down to gawk at the damn water level of the Des Moines River.

Following this trend, I'm fairly certain I won't get the job I recently interviewed for either.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Mertztr is going to cry a river and cancel my next race.


WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!


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Okay, you really got it bad...but WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :-)

Please do not PM me, reply to my post or anything. I don't want what you have to rub off on me :D



"your horse is too high" - tigerchik
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mertztr missed the most perfect weather conditions at the TT tonight whaaaaaaaaa!

I didn't get lunch before I got wrapped up in meetings all afternoon whaaaaaaaaaaa!

I ate anyway at 4pm and my gut was still so full 3 hours later I had a crappy time at the TT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]
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Its Biotch...you'll never cut it in the hood.

;-)


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I thought it was "bee-yotch?"


T.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Hot Tamales] [ In reply to ]
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It's actually "biatch" but nice try. :-)



"your horse is too high" - tigerchik
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [etocaj] [ In reply to ]
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Lake Michigan smells like dead fish....even underwater.... WAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAA
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Tiger Woods is a POS and I don't care about him....WAAAAAAAAA


Ryan
Engineer. Duathlete. Roadie. Human.
CAPA Cycling
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I just found out that I have 7 days find an apartment and move all my belongings into it while working 80 hours this week. WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Jodi
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Jodi, I had to move out of an apartment on Monday. Lady whose room I was renting told me sunday "I'm having family problems and really can't have a someone else living here right now." AIEEE!! so Sunday and Monday I had to house/apartment shop. Found a new place that's half the rent and much nicer, so it worked out well, but made for two stressful days.

my whining: boyfriend is gone for the weekend and I'm lonely :-( and yesterday was the summer solstice, which should be celebrated with a sunrise run up Cadillac (first spot on the east coast that the sun hits) except I didn't realize it was the summer solstice, and thus missed the run, one tradition out the window

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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I cannot swing 125 mph like Tiger Woods so golf CANNOT be a sport waaaaaaaaaaaaaahh~~
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During my HIM RR ride this am, my CO2 inflator/tube/lever/glueless patch bundle ejected from under the saddle. OK, no worries, right?
Just go back and pick it up.

Except that the little plastic box for the Park glueless patches somehow wedged in between the brake calipers and my BRAND NEW Bonty RXL tire, and shaved a bunch o' rubber offa it. No flat however, but doubt lingering in the back of my mind the rest of the way..... until....

...the FRONT tire blows out at the sidewall, and goes flat.

Game over. Call the wife, come get me.
F' the T-run, let's go get coffee and muffins.


Call the WAAAAAAMMMBULANCE for me, again.


float , hammer , and jog

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see this is why you should take up swimming ;-) I can think of very few things that could happen and end your workout.

time for TC to go get her bike ride in. It's hot and sunny now, maybe I'll get a tan :D

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [tigerchik] [ In reply to ]
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Well, where I swim, I could get run over by:
barges
tugboats (not Tyler's), w/ or w/o barges
oil tankers
jetskis
powerboats
sailboats
kayaks (ok, this is a stretch, and I'd flip the bastid in an instant if he tried it ;-)
driftwood (this is actually more annoying and dangerous than it sounds - sometimes there is shit the size of telephone poles floating along in the Hudson)

To amend my prior post:

WAAAAAAHHHH!! I'm a total f'n moron, and the front tire blew cuz I made THE rookie mistake of letting the tube get pinched in the bead.
So, it *seems* fine (now that I've patched the tube and mounted it correctly.) I think.

WAAAAAAAHH!!! I've been wrenching my own bike for like 15 years, and I'm still totally incompetent!!!!!


Have a great ride TC!
-M


float , hammer , and jog

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if I swam in the ocean here I might get run over by a lobster boat...

I just had an AWESOME ride. Bar Harbor, Seal Cove, Northeast to Sargent Drive, over the Sound and into Southwest, turn around there and go straight back up to Town Hill, take the Crooked Road back to Hull's Cove, finish with Cottage St. and then Main St, Schooner Head Rd now I'm home. Love love love island riding.

get yourself a POOL membership, my dear.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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get yourself a POOL membership, my dear.
I went to the pool last night, nothing but people swimming breast strokes. Ended up swimming over several people because they were all way too slow. Hopefully the manager will make one lane freestyle starting next week. Or I can just get up early and go with my masters group...
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My soul looks like a pool of bubbling crude, but I try to act perky.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Murphy'sLaw] [ In reply to ]
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But more importantly, how is the top of your foot????


Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)
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IMLP 2009 was not available for online registration....wwwwwwahahahahhhhhhhh

Hotels charge more when there is more demand for rooms........wwwhhhhaahhahahhhhh

My hotel room was stinky.......whhahahhhhhhahahahahhhhhh

The food in LP sucks and cost more during IMLP weekend.....wwhhhahahahahahahhhhh

I can't understand why saying a pro looks fat is an issue.....whhhahahahahahahah

NAS is the devil because they were turning away volunteers......waaaaahhhhhhhh

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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I got stung by jellyfish at the NYC Tri and my face still hurts....whhhaaaaaaahhhh

I've been sick for 2 weeks and Steelhead is next weekend and I can tell my fitness has decreased.... wwwaaaaaaahhhh

I don't have cable so I can't watch TdF....whhhaaaaaaaaahhh

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LP was cold and wet, and yes that's my excuse for underperforming and I'm sticking to it...waahahaaahahahaha



blood, sweat...and big gears

I hated every minute of training, but I said, ''Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.''
- Muhammad Ali
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The swim was short and with the current at Racine - taking away my advantage from my buddy who caught me on the run. Now I owe him a case of beer. Whhhhhhaaahh.

My chip appears not to have registered and my name doesn't appear in the results anywhere. Whaaaa.

I don't think HFP will ever respond to my email and get this straightened out... whhhhhaa.
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I love it when this thread pops back up....


I've been nursing a strained hamstring for 4 months but I'm too stupid to stop running and let it heal because I didn't train all year to only do one race this season...
whaaaaaahhhh.....whaaaaahhhh....whaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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I am driving to Ottawa for the National Capitol Tri and just ate a cardboard pizza in a cigarette stinky motel room in Wisonsin.
WAHAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I drove my bike into a parking garage broke my fork waaaah, frame and rear wheel double waaaah and tacoed my entire roof rack system wwwwwahHHHH! The whole debacle shredded the roof of my car also. waaaaah!!!

So then I coughed up a wad of dough for my dream machine - Kuota Kalibur all dura ace, 808/404 and it was sooooo expensive (wwwaahhhhhhhhhhhhh?)

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i'm lazy and I don't want to swim in the morning wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I have poison Ivy all over myself. Its spreading, itchy and is quite gross. I hope it doesn't get on my face. Single WAH.
Last edited by: JCN: Jul 22, 08 19:58
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Someone tried to start another thread like this one called Waaaaaa..........waaaaahhaaaaaa

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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Paulo, Jonnyo and Danois just took off for Kona and left me in the airport to wait for 4 hours for my flight. I'm bored!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!


Jodi
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i just cut my run short because i started seeing stars...

WHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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Weather radar sucks for determining whether you're actually going to get rained on.

WAAAAHHH!!

And I ride a Softride, so my butt got REALLY wet.

WAAHHHHHH!!!

And now it's nice out, but I'm stuck at work.

Double WAAHHHHHH!!!

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Over 4.5 years bike crash free.
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I forgot to download my Garmin from my last training run, and didn't notice it hadn't reset. I missed my goal by 43 seconds.
WWWHHHHHAAAAAaqaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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You better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out Jim!
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I gotta mow the lawn which is now 3 feet high. should only take 4 hours whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

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Everybody else is out training or otherwise having fun, instead of writing stuff on the forum to keep me entertained while I'm stuck at work.

WAAHHHH!!!!

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I'll second that one...

and also...

My hotmail has been down for almost a full day and I'm WITHOUT EMAIL! THE HORROR!!!!!!


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Jodi
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Weird. Here's the headline:

Nationwide Shortage of Weekend Radiology Patients! Experts Baffled!

Oh, yeah . . . Waaaahhh.

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My toes got cold on my run this morning!

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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I want to lose weight but I don't want to quit eating like a large farm animal or start moving more than a telephone poll...why can't it be easy...sell me something to make it easy....whhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Everybody else is out training or otherwise having fun, instead of writing stuff on the forum to keep me entertained while I'm stuck at work.

WAAHHHH!!!!
+1


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We are obviously in need of some new, off-the-wall thread to keep things going around here. Hell, even the LR has been practically dead all day.

Swimfan? Record10Carbon? Anyone willing and able to rise to the occasion?

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We are heading for a financial death spiral....whahhhhhh!!!

It's getting colder out and I have no booties to put over my bike shoes......whahhhh!!!

I have a 1st generation P3C and now that the P4 is out, my bike is beat....whhahhh!!!

Have a nice day.

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I'm not trained well for AmZof and October 12th is going to just plain suck....WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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Its raining, 60 degrees and I have a 3 hour run on my schedule...WAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

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I'm going to prison this time. DAMMIT!

Whaaaa

- OJ

king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW
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I'm going to prison this time. DAMMIT!

Whaaaa

- OJ
"Biatch" indeed.

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I have to spend my evenings searching around for a new job by Jan 1 instead of building a nice cushy winter base by going to the pool and the gym.

It cost me the equivalent of USD 45 to get my hair cut today. And I don't have nearly that much hair.

WHHAAAAAAAH!
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Everybody else is out training or otherwise having fun, instead of writing stuff on the forum to keep me entertained while I'm stuck at work.

WAAHHHH!!!!
+1

I'm so lame I can't think of anything to write other than "+1" ...waaahhhhh!!!

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Really? That's all you've got?
I'm tired of poor attempts at revenge waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh


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Cuds keeps beating my brains in.....waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

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I accidentally ate a moldy blueberry on my cereal.....WAAAAAaaaaaaa

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i am hungover as fuck :(
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Than I don't recommend a moldy blueberry for your cereal.

I can still taste the mustiness....wwaaaaaaaa

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i had mcdonalds for breakfast!
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Shouldn't that have a WAAaaaaaaa after it?

:)

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I came home this weekend on way to take my dad to the airport/maybe race... had packed laundry and stuff from school. Took laundry out of wash, toothbrush had gone through. I wonder if it'll taste like detergent.

I got lost in the hotel trying to find the ice machine.

My parents took me out to dinner, more anxiety. I really don't see why I couldn't have just made pbj in the hotel.

I've been anxious all day. 5500 yds of swimming and 3.3 mi running did very little to easy this.

I'm exhausted.

I am not a happy bunny right now.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
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I'm having a good day. 4+ hours of S/B/R done, laundry done, nap done, going out for pizza and beer tonight. hahahaha oh wait wrong thread, where did the laugh at all the whiners thread go? (watch tomorrow will suck)

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My parents took me out to dinner, more anxiety. I really don't see why I couldn't have just made pbj in the hotel.
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Did you have a bite or two of pasta?

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very funny. check your pm's

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
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I sucked today in my race with all of my aero equipment-helmet, 50mm rims, new tri bike, and I was faster last year on my 2006 allez elite specialized!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all that money wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

even my wife made fun of meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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i had mcdonalds for breakfast!
The old tried-and-true greasy breakfast hangover remedy? I highly approve. Old school. Breakfast at Denny's, or better yet Waffle House, would have gotten you a few extra style points, though.

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I got subpoenaed for the oJ trail and didn't get to testify ---WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I went to volunteer at a race this morning 40 miles from my house, and the race is tomorrow!!!! BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

(Both true stories)

Jason

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That sucks!!!!!!!
the race that is. That would have been cool to put OJ away
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Your post is one of the funniest ones I've read on this thread in a long time!

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I would have been a witness for the defense. His co-defendant was in town for a wedding. They got their marraige license soon after I did. I would have established a timeline that helped create a reasonable doubt regarding the co-defendant's part in the conspiracy.

Pretty cool, huh?

Jason

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Messed up thing is that I have to go back in the morning to volunteer. :-)

Good race though and cool RD

www.calicoracing.com

Jason

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What is this Waffle House everyone speaks of? We don't have those here WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


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You gotta go Down South to find Waffle Houses. It was seriously the best part of middle of the night crew changes when I was working in the Gulf of Mexico.

We don't have them in Maine, either.

Waaahhhh!!!

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You gotta go Down South to find Waffle Houses. It was seriously the best part of middle of the night crew changes when I was working in the Gulf of Mexico.

We don't have them in Maine, either.

Waaahhhh!!!

There are a few outside the south - there are are some in Indiana and Ohio.

Ohio State is losing to Wisconsin. Waaaaaaahhhh!

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what has 10 teeth, and 6 breasts?


late shift at waffle house.

oh, and we don't have them in WA either....WAAAAAAH!
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i'm a cubs fan. waaaaaahhhhhh
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I have a bad sun burn...ok lame...but it hurts like fuck.

WAAAA
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Yup. Lame. No sympathy. At all.

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Well I have nothing else to bitch about so sunburn it is. I'm on fi-yah!

-G
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I waited in line for an hour and a half to pay $85 to sign up for a race yesterday. WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

My alarm failed to go off this morning and I missed the race I signed up for yesterday. WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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I went riding on Friday and when I got home, my middle toe was white and waxy. I couldn't feel it for a couple of hours. I think I got frostbite, in Ontario, in October. Whahhhh!
I went riding today and had to wear my booties to stop my toe from falling off, In October. WHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Brad

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But we do have Family Pancake House!

Snoqualmie Pass ski area isn't open yet so I can't go snowshoeing then stuff my face at the Pancake House!

WAAAAAaaaaa!!!

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Hey,

How as the race? I did the Alien marathon in Aug. I thought Joyce put on a great production. Her volunteers are awesome, so I guess that means you are awesome, eh?

N~
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Thank you. I am awesome. Please pass this information on to my wife. Often :-)

Race was a lot of fun this morning. If I didn't have my head up my keyster, I'd have run it.

Therefore (to remain on topic), I volunteered at a race I wanted to run Bwaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!

Jason

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I waited until the last minute to renew my gym membership, and then got sick right before the cut-off date and didn't get it done in time so they gave my locker away (of course, they still took my money for the membership). So now I'm on a waiting list for another locker to open up, until which time I have to haul all my gear to & from the gym each visit, and pack it all into a duffel (and wrinkle up my work clothes) to sit out on the pool deck while I swim, or else get my shit stolen (or maybe get stolen anyway while I'm in the shower).

WHAAAAAAAAAA!
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I waited all year for cx to start and in my 3rd race of the season broke my front dr, crashed spraining my ligaments in my thumb and breaking a piece of the bone off. I can't ride for 3-9 weeks. Waaaaaaah. Did I mention that just 2 days prior I bought my plane tickets to KC for cx Nats in December? Double Waaaaaaah.

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It's a beautiful day and I have it off. Leaves are just about at their peak color. Plenty of time for an epic ride with some spectacular scenery.

But I've got a monster saddle sore.

Waahhh!

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After the first hour it will go numb, no worries.

;-)

Jodi
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I had a bike shop build a custom pimp-tastic gold wheelset, with black nipples, 36 holes in the back 32 up front for cross. Then I tried to put the cross tires on my road bike and they wouldn't fit .... waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Then I tried to finish building up my single-speed mountain bike for cross and mounted the front tire on the rear and the rear on the front. Once I got them switched it was at that moment I realized I had failed to apply the RIM TAPE before mounting the tires and tubes... waaaahhhhhhhhh!
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After the first hour it will go numb, no worries.

;-)

Jodi
Rode the indoor trainer last night. Everything "downstream" of the saddle sore went numb (if you know what I mean), as did my toes, but I could feel the sore itself just fine. Jeez - practically had to check inside my bike shorts to make sure everything was still attached.

Something tells me that I don't quite have the position of the new saddle dialed in just yet.

Maybe I'll go running instead. Which reminds me - I only have half of a right big toenail, and it kinda hurts when I run.

Waaahhhh!!!!

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I was leading my age group at the local sprint triathlon on the bike course

took the uturn

halfway back i relize that was no uturn

i had just cut the race short

got back to transition, turned my chip in, race over

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



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I honk when I'm horny and no one ever responds. WHAAAAaaaaaaaa
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It took me three hours to do my physics homework this morning.

My swim didn't feel all that good. And now I have a headache from oxygen deprivation on flip turns.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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i'm heading into a rest week, so only 3 days in the pool. My wife is due any day now so I'm not allowed to go riding, and running is severely frowned upon and limited to 30'.

whhhaaaaaaa



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Yes but you're going to have a new baby soon :-)

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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My son left his magnet science kit on top of our microwave; the microwave burst into flames; even though microwaves now cost about $80 my wife called the manufacturer, convinced them (somehow) that this was their fault, they told her to take it to a certain repair shop, the repair shop hasn't done a damn thing to fix it but we haven't bought a new one since our old one will be "fixed," and I have been without a microwave for a month. WAAAAAAAAAH.

My treadmill got a short in it, it keeps changing the speed to 2 MPH, I can't do my tempo run on it every Thursday (even I am not that slow), and instead have to go to the Y to use theirs. WAAAAAAAAAH.
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... and running is severely frowned upon and limited to 30'.

whhhaaaaaaa

30 feet?! That's not even going to get me out of my driveway. ;)

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i tend to use angular abbreviations in place of temporal ones. It's a bad habit, I know.

I guess at least within the next week or so I'll have someone else to cry along with me.

The sound of a mag trainer puts babies to sleep, right?



sometimes you just have to eat the cake
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The good news is you can start shopping for baby joggers.

My best move was telling my wife that I couldn't mount a baby seat on either of my bikes, so I had to go buy a new mountain bike. Good times.

Ummm... I mean, she only let me buy one more bike when we had our daughter. WAHHHHHH!!!!

Brad

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this is true... and I actually registered for a burley, but apparently everyone thought that a car seat and clothes were more important. bah

Unfortunately I am at critical mass with bikes right now...I have three which take up a large portion of our storage space and the new baby stuff is taking up the rest (and my wife doesn't agree with me that bikes hanging on wall make great nursery decor).



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Triathlon bike shoes let in a lot of air and since I don't own any booties, my feet froze on my ride today.......wahahahahahahah

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I'll join in: I had an 18 mile training run today and forgot to start my watch at the beginning so I had no idea where I was the whole run. Wasted time except I did the distance.

Oh yeah, and I work at a bank, or what was a bank before a week or so ago, waaaaahhhhhhhhh!.!.!.! (maybe I'll have more time on my hands to train?...)
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Other than training, I've spent every waking hour since Thursday working on the new team website, which still isn't finished. WAHHHHHH!
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Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

What? I need a reason to whine?


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"Others took their lemons and stood up and walked." - Kestrelkerri
"I will never know quite why I set out on the run. I guess because it was next." - Nachocheese
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I am particularly cranky today.

maybe some time on the bike will fix it :P off I go.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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Oh boo hoo..... I got banned from the Runner's World forum for reposting and commenting on a pic originally seen here that featured a portly slub with a "will you marry me?" sign at the San Antonio 1/2 marathon.

It would appear that over at Runner's World you can say basically anything you want except anything negitive about slow runners, because by God, they are going to defend their 3:46 half marathoning brothers and sisters until death.


Ok, here we go..........wahhhhh....... wahhhhh........ wahhhh....
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I am particularly cranky today.
Oh crap! Everyone in Maine DUCK!!!!

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nah. when I'm cranky I tend to curl up into a little ball and hide. I'm no threat :-)

not cranky anymore, 90 min on the trainer, now I'm tired. waaaaah.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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It's snowing outside...and I don't wanna get up early tomorrow to swim! Waaaaaaaah!

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don't whine about swimming to a girl babying a shoulder.

It is not snowing in Maine and I want it to.

I have a physics test tomorrow that I really haven't studied for.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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nah. when I'm cranky I tend to curl up into a little ball and hide. I'm no threat :-)

not cranky anymore, 90 min on the trainer, now I'm tired. waaaaah.

So that means I ducked for nothing.

Waahhh!!!

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I'm so pathetically in need of diversion, I couldn't lay off this thread even after 13 pages... WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

I read them all! WWWWAAAAHHHHH!



"Nevermind the blood. Hows my bike?..."
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Hide again :-)

-Tired.
-Since it's been cold, I haven't really gotten outside in the past 2 days (except quickly to get our Xmas tree today) and I got rather used to getting some fresh air with taking my bike out several times last week... this whole indoor thing is for the birds.
-It's going to be warm tomorrow but my bike has a flat and I don't have a spare tube :-( so I will have to get one tomorrow afternoon, by which point it will be warm but windy and raining .
-I am sick of school, studying, and physics.
-Mom won't let me watch taped 'Grey's' because my little brother isn't asleep yet, and apparently "he can't see that show." But he has been to plenty PG 13 movies...
-The one rare night I want a glass of wine (it always helps me sleep well) and we don't have any. DAMNIT.

I am in a Happy Bunny mood I think.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
Fishtwitch is chlorintined!
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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Well after a month I still cant run because I pulled my left hamstring, after just recovering from injuring the right one. I can compensate any more with more yards in the pool because my bad shoulder is aggravated and aching, and my low back seems to be acting up. Its hell being over 40.....

waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Kevin
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I'm spending the night in 10 cities in the next 15 days and only one of those cities has my bike! I am feeling fat and out of shape. I also got a migraine today. WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

On the bright side, I'm injury free and traveling is kinda fun. Could do without the interviews and cost, though...

Jodi
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It's been almost a year since I posted to this thread because I forgot about it...wwwwhhhhhaaaaa
I lost my job a few weeks ago...wwwaaaaaaa
Because we're in a recession....wwwwaaaaaa
And now I have to sell off my bicycles...wwwwaaaaaa
And no one else has any money to buy them from me...wwwwwaaaaa
My wife is still in school and can't afford to help me...wwaaaaaaa
With all this free time I could be training like a madman and I still can't find the motivation to do it...wwwwwaaaaa
Christmas is coming and I can't afford to buy people nice things...wwwwaaaaaa
I have way too much to beech about....wwwwwwaaaaaaaa
NEXT
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I may have failed all 3 of my physics finals. Waaaaahhhh!
And that means I may have to retake some of those classes. Waahhhh!
And that would mean I would have to add another year of school! Waaahhhh!
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My all-nite X-mas grad was scheduled on a weds night......W

My coach moved the X-mas training camp to start Thurs morning......WH

My coach scheduled a 7km "draft packs" workout on Thurs morning.....WHHHAAAAAHHH!!!
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I went cabin crazy and did a 10k run

I live in Alberta , Canada. It's -32 degrees C with windchill..whaaaahh

My junk is defrosting..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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Some kid t-boned my car and I was forced to take days off from training and have not been able to get into a tuck since! Plus I have had to stop all core workouts for last week and a half. WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Also theres 17,000.00 worth of damage to my car and the insurance Co. wont total it! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some kid t-boned my car and I was forced to take days off from training and have not been able to get into a tuck since! Plus I have had to stop all core workouts for last week and a half. WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Also theres 17,000.00 worth of damage to my car and the insurance Co. wont total it! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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? are you a swimmer

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Used to be (10 years or so ago) struggling as of late to feel confident enough to claim "fish" status.

"Wow, are you a triathlete?"
If spoken by a non-swimmer, that's a compliment. When spoken by a swimmer.... -glitch
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Same here 25 years ago.But at least got the 500 down to 7 1/2 min. in a pool. Without flip turns because there is no need to do them anymore unless your racing in a pool, no matter what anybody on St say's.

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Just noticed my post didnt take. I meant to say, sux about your car, 17k in damage and not totalled? That bites.

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Pro's are comming back to AG divisions and winning...whaaaahhhhhh
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i live in wisconsin, we've had lots of snow this winter/spring, and my weiner hurts from riding on the trainer so much. Boo Hoo,

seamus
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I placed 4th OA in a little 12k trail race, and didn't even place in my age group! waaaaaaaaaah!!

Now I'm stuck with 74 water bottles at home, instead of winning one as an a.g. award and making it an even 75! waaaaaaaah!!





"Triathlon?!? I play a real sport, I don't want to be the best at exercising." Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)
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My "friend" just spoiled stage 3 of the Tour de France for me, and it sounds like a good one, rendering Tivo useless. Waaaahahahahaaaaaa!!!


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Lot's of crying around here lately:

The tri I raced in doesn't have any more XL althetic cut, 100% all natural, pre-shrunk, cotton, race t-shirts....wahahahahahahahaha

jasong or whatevern the hell his handle is sold me a box of packing peanuts....whaahahahahahahah

I really want some compression socks but they make me stick out like a turd in a punch bowl (accept at IMLP of course).....wwhahahahahahaha

That is all.

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You forgot about all of the cheating/drafting going on at SOR wahwahwahwah

I love this thread :)
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Paulo is banned from ST. He was the best thing about this forum... wahwahwahwah!!!
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I have to wake up in the morning and take the second half of the bar exam... wahhhahhhahhhaaa!!!!!!


...shit, I'd better go to bed!

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FINA d-k'd my $8000 jackace swimming leotard and is forcing me to man up in my open water swims this summer. WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Sheldon Brown is my homeboy.
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I have a new company car and don't have Sirius satellite radio....ergo no Howard Stern (Artie Lange). WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

10 of my friends signed up for IMLP 2010 and I made a deal with the devil (spouse) that I would only do one IM (IMLP 2008...Rainfest) WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I have no life and lurk/post on ST. (oops) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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I am travelling too much to train for my IM race - so WAHHHHH

at least this is my excuse..
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My feet are blistered and bruised and my legs are in too much pain to leave my hotel room. And, room service food is horrible. And I don't have anyone here to bitch to.

WAAAAAAaaaa.........

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You just ran 100km. You can whine and bitch all you want ;-)
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You got run off the road by a truck...I think you can join in with Jen.

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I've had all kinds of stuff happen to derail my training for the last 6 weeks.

Mid-March - lost 5 days to my annual nasty cold
1 week later - Twisted my knee getting out of the tub - lost 3 days
1 week after that - dislocated my jaw in my sleep and was in so much pain I lost several days training.
Had 2 weeks of awesome running
First ever DNF becaues of a high HR and inability to catch my breath - lost 3 days while being tested to make sure I'm not going to keel over.
Had a great first half of a 50k last weekend, tripped and fell and broke a rib at mile 17ish. Finished with a PR but have been pretty much on the couch for the last week as a results. A couple 30 minute walk/shuffles this week.
I've put on 4lbs and at 5'2" tall and 41 years old that might as well be 20 considering the impact on my running and impossibility to lose it again. I've rearranged my race schedule multiple times and missed two races I really wanted to do including my first 100 Miler.

How do I avoid getting fat while sitting on a couch?? And, how do I avoid going bonkers? Did I mention I lost my job so I really don't get out of the house???

WWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

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I signed up for IMWI but I lost all desire to train after finishing my 1st IM last year...
I moved to a completely flat area with no hills within 60miles and I'm bored as hell on my rides...
My new job is an extra 30min commute each way, and the 50m pool they have is crowded in the morning...
I got a big screen HDTV and PS3, and now all I want to do is sit on my couch (where I'm writing this from)...

WAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh!
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Wahaha..ha...ant....aant..a..a..ha... Was on track to go under 20 minutes with 5k and 40+ or under on a 10k.. DAMN I DID IT ON DREADMILL!!!!!! Screwed up my calf / shin area and could only pull off a 21 minute 5k and a 43 minute 10k. SHIT SHIT SHIT. Good thing is not much pain after today's 5k and should be able to up running mileage in a week !!! Sorry about the Broken rib that sucks!! Watch your calorie intake I guess.

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My powertap only recorded the first half of my ride because my hubby had to stop at the halfway mark to pee, and I forgot to turn the thing back on. Waaaaaah.
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I judge people. Wahhh
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Bump to this thread of glory.

Trying to get a FIST fitting here to test the waters and see what kind of bike I am looking for and jump on any good deal if I see one. Being told by the LBS (only one with FIST fitters in town based on the ST database) it's $200 ($100/hr), plus extra $100 for a list of fitting bikes. I reply I'm OK with 200 bucks fitting but that the bike list should be included in the FIST fitting at least. I am being replied that it's necessary for them to do that to "keep the door opens".

I guess they will have to keep their door opens with $200 less. And now I am forced to educate myself to figure out what bike geometry I need.

Waaaah!
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My 2008 Trek TTX 9.5 cracked and Trek replaced it with a 2010 TTX 9.9 SSL in less than two weeks....but I don't like the stock color (I actually do love the color but love to whine even more)...WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


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Ironman is expensive!
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JHS, it's been about a month since you posted this. Hope things are looking up for you!
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Thank you!

Everything is healed up. I'm back to my daily running and only feel a little sore if I do hard downhill runs. I'm working on dropping the extra weight. Slooowwly coming off.

I've taken all smaller races off my calendar and am focusing on my 100 in October. I hate signing up for stuff then not doing it.

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2010 is officially a bust athletically for me. Started a new job during road race season, injured during Tri season and all my friends getting married on the prime cross weekends...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH...

Bring on 2011
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I haven't checked out this thread for months and months....whahhhhhhhhh!!!!

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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It's too hot outside!
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Tore my post tib tendon and now can't do Rev3 Sandusky. I've been crying like a little biatch ever since I got the MRI results. Thanks for topping this thread.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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see this is why you should take up swimming ;-) I can think of very few things that could happen and end your workout.

time for TC to go get her bike ride in. It's hot and sunny now, maybe I'll get a tan :D

Try this one for ending a swim workout: I tried swimming at 24hr fitness this morning since my club team is on break. about 20 minutes after I get in some old asian lady gets in to do her water buffalo exercises with TONS of flowery lotion on. 5 minutes later i can smell and TASTE in the middle of my workout. i lasted about 200 more yards before i couldn't stand the taste anymore...


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I am so sick of my roommate.

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
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I don't feel like training and I have a HIM and B2B coming up. can't seem to get setled on my fit and I want to buy a new roadbike but can't because we just dropped 3K on my wifes new braces she WANTED.
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Whaaahh!!
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I have poison Ivy all over myself. Its spreading, itchy and is quite gross. I hope it doesn't get on my face. Single WAH.

I picked up poison ivy while peeing in the bushes during the run of a Tri that I did this Sunday. It's all over my arms and I must've touched my face because my face is itchy, red, swollen and oozing. I couldn't hold it and I couldn't find a porta potty. Actually, I came across a porta potty a few hundred yards from where I peed in the bushes. Double WAH.
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I don't feel like training and I have a HIM and B2B coming up. can't seem to get setled on my fit and I want to buy a new roadbike but can't because we just dropped 3K on my wifes new braces she WANTED.


Your wife got new graces just because she WANTED them instead of you getting the new bike that you NEED. Dude....time to man-up!!!
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I bought my wife graces and she wanted braces.....
wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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The water's gonna be crowded at IMC. I'd quit but they have my money. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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I have flea bites all over my ankles from playing in the dirt and they itch like a mf'r, but my dog doesn't have them because he takes flea meds. WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

I spent valuable time in the shower getting my clean on, and then step outside in Atlanta heat and start pouring sweat again, wahhhhh wahhhhh wahhhhhhh!

So glad this thread is back.


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This is how bad my bike split was as Lake Stevens: Sister Madonna Buder beat me on the bike.
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I train six days per week and have a sleeping problem that causes me to wake up three times per night (at nearly the same times every night). I am sooooo tired all the time. The doctor just prescribed me sleeping pills to see if it helps but after reading the side effects, I am more worried about the cure than the disease! (some of the Side effects: rashes, sleep walking, not knowing that you woke up in the middle of the night and drove, prepared meals, called people on the phone)
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lost my AG by .6s this past weekend

f'ing no pass zones when you are behind the only other person in there and they are going 2mph trying to get their shoes off....waahhh
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Didn't PR BC I got a flat. WWWAAAHH!!!
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2010 has sucked. See my previous post from the spring about my injuries and missed races. The list below is my new set of complaints.

I was laid off 5.5 months ago and I still don't have a job. WAAAAAAAHHHHH

My husband was laid off last week and he doesn't have a job either. WWAAAHHHH

I just sold my bike because I haven't been riding it and I can pay my mortgage with the $ I got for it. She was beautiful. WWAAAHHH!!!!

Fucking 2010. I hate you.

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The LR hasn't been as much fun lately, 'cause it's all political threads, and barely any women posting there.

Waaahhh!

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Oh yeah, and my cat died.

I'll come over and play in the LR with the rest of the non-triathletes more often.

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Yeah, I saw that. Wish I'd said something at the time. Was in the middle of a health scare with my own favorite cat right then.

Oh, and BTW: I crashed my bike, and broke my wrist a little, and missed a bunch of good riding in the warm weather, and had to do my last few races undertrained.

Waaaaaahhhh!

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It has been a rough year for Slowtwitch pets. I was going to start a memorial thread but I would have been bawling my eyes out if I had.

You jinxed yourself by tracking how many days you have been crash free. Is this crash a good story?

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Well, one bright spot with the ST pets is that our cat is still alive and kicking and stealing bacon.

Bike crash: Sadly, there was little entertainment value with this one. Just wet pavement. Full story here:

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...rm%20hamate;#2937074

I actually did race Timberman, though.

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=2960901;search_string=limp%20wristed%20timberman;#2960901

So yeah, I must have jinxed myself with the crash counter. Just took three years to catch up to me. Or maybe I'm just always either in a state of just having crashed, or getting ready to crash again.

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There are too many cry baby biatches on Slowtwitch Waaaaaahhh!
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I was riding my bike home from work and some youths rolled down the window and called me Lance Armstrong in a sarcastic tone... Whhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhh...

I don't see how that is funny or clever... Whhhaaaaaaahhhhhhh....

I couldn't catch up to them... Whhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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I crushed my A race....3 weeks ago.

Now I'm depressed and don't know what to do!?!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I got hypothermia and DNF'ed for the first time ever yesterday...WAAHHHHH!
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some guy "rode" the 14 mi bike course in 26 min and beat me by 3 min. He then went on to accept my ag award. I didn't know about this until the results were posted the next day. wwwaaaaahhhh!!

the RD didn't post the race results till the next day - wwwaaaaaaahhhh!
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I actually raced the last 400m of an "C" race and tweaked my hamstring and now I'm worried I've blown my training for my upcoming "A" race.

WAAAAAHHH!!!

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A squirrel jumped out of the woods and into my front wheel. Broken clavicle, torn miniscus, partially torn acl...been out for ten weeks

WWhhhhhhahaaahhhh.

I have also gained 12 lbs!

Whhahahhahahaaaawwwwaaaahahaaaaaaa

The squirrel did not make it and I am an animal lover...

wwhwhahhahahhaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaahahhhaaaaawwwaaahhaaaswwaaa


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I'm worried the same is going to happen to me at Syracuse 70.3 this Sunday! -- if my hands and feet are too cold, I'm going to be too cold to want to ride fast! I'm going to have a ~10 minute T1 time putting on all those clothes to stay warm enough! Waaaahhhh!!
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Chainpin posted something in the wrong forum and the biatches have become Bee-yoo-chez


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I have a tummy ache.

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I have a tummy ache.

I think something's going around. I had one Monday in the wee hours that woke me up into sleep paralysis. Uck.

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. -Enzo Ferrari
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I got chick'd and fattie'd on the same run.

Cruising along at 7:30 pace and a tiny woman runs past me. Puts :30 on me in .3miles. Yes she was running sub 6:00 and top it off she was not even breathing hard.

About 2 min later some dude with a huge gut flopping up and down, love handles that were NFL lineman size blows by me. At least he sounded like he was running fast.

I officially quit running.

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Had best-ever training heading into recent IM. F'd up both feet badly on final long run three weeks out. WAAAAAHHHHH!!!

No running at all last 3 weeks, lots of foot pain, boots on legs at night, ice, massage, etc. WAAAHHHH!!!

Race day comes - perfect weather, ride strong bike and get off bike to run and ........WAAHHHH!!! - I end up gimping around on the run course... and blow what would have been a monster PR.

I'm getting older....everyday in fact .... WAAAHHH!!!

My feet still hurt like heck... WAAHHH!!!

With work/life/age/etc., very unlikely I'll ever be able to hit this fitness level again .... WAAHHH!!!
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I hate it when ppl send me gift baskets that include processed garbage because I have no self control. Got a package today from my grandma contained all sorts of sh*t. Came in tonight from a long run, sat down and a full box of Milano cookies followed by a full box of Chips Ahoy cookies w/milk. Wahhhhhh =/


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I'm now in my off-season and my last ('A') race went shittily and I want to get right back out and race another to make up for it but one of the reasons it went so poorly was I have trained/raced through multiple injuries and if I don't get them sorted out I will fall deeper in this injury hole...Whaaaa, WHAaaaaa, WHAAAAAAAAA!
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Left foot started hurting 10 minutes after finishing my last race on August 28th. I think it might be a neuroma. Whaaaaaa!!!! I have a 50K ultra next weekend and a half IM on Oct. 10th and it hasn't gotten any better because I keep training on it. Waaaaaaa! Goddamn injuries. It's something new every year!

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I am moving houses over the next few days and can't train...WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because I'm taking 4 days off my body is recouperating and I'll have no excuses for crappy training performances next wek, WWWWWAAAAAAA

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [mck414] [ In reply to ]
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I caught a cold two weeks ago. I missed a week of training because of the cold and I missed last week because I have a cough that won't away.

Waaaaaah
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It's always windy here and that makes it difficult to decide on a pacing schedule.


WHAAA
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [mck414] [ In reply to ]
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I am moving houses over the next few days

Be careful with your back.

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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Today I did a 70 mile ride in the mountains with a woman heading to Kona ... was in so much pain when I got home my wife had to use a rolling pin on my quads. Waaahhh.

About 10 minutes later my wife (bless her heart) was heading out to get me some beers and saw my friend running - doing hill repeats. WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Perhaps the worst I've ever been chicked (not to mention I had my race wheels on and she was on an ill-fitting bike with beater wheels). WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [QuadsofFURY] [ In reply to ]
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Subthread: Pros competing against AGers.

Comment: Lent my valve extender in transition to local pro at season-ending race so he could top of his tire, and he didn't even acknowledge me when he accepted his $500 dollar prize for first place! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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My front shifter broke an hour before a race and I was stuck in the low ring for the entire race....

wwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhh!




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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Jiowa] [ In reply to ]
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OK, my turn. Simple Sprint Tri, no problem. Just did one 4 weeks earlier, no problems at all. Training as usual, no issues. Take 2 days off before race. Swim was great. Shaved 38 seconds off my PR. Bike was fine, normal pace with no issues. Then, just 1/2 mile into the run, WHAM. My Entire left Hamstring locks-up Solid. My leg felt like a peice of cement. Couldn't move for 2 mins. Tried to rub, walk, limp-jog along. Ended-up doing the 3.2 miles in 40:01. Wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
I can Still feel issues with my left hamstring, 3 days later and No Training. Wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. $hit, I have another Tri This Sunday!
Wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh. Dam I hope I can make it through this race, it's the last for the season.

Dave...
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Aero_Dave] [ In reply to ]
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Was 800m from my house at the end of my ride, tried to shift into small chainring so I could spin out the remainder of the ride and got a buzzsaw attack in response, because the FD shifted in its bracket (somehow?) and started grinding the chainring waaaaaaah!

And I just bought this bike brand new not 10 days ago waaaaaah!

And now I have to take it in to the LBS for someone to mess with it, because I partially stripped the bolt trying to adjust it myself because I was angry and stupid waaaaaaahh!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [RFXCrunner] [ In reply to ]
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I have been announcing for five straight days and my throat is raw and I'm tired of listening to myself. Wahhhhh....

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I got a huge blister on the bottom of my foot at IMWI. My hubby forbid me to peel it off until it dried up, but it skipped that stage and just disappeared. So I didn't get to peel it! WAAAAAAAH
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [spacebabe] [ In reply to ]
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I got a huge blister on the bottom of my foot at IMWI. My hubby forbid me to peel it off until it dried up, but it skipped that stage and just disappeared. So I didn't get to peel it! WAAAAAAAH

You'll still get the chance to peel. Wait a week. Old blisters never die.


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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [MOP_Mike] [ In reply to ]
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I was all excited to finish off my first season with an Oly and hit all distances, and I showed up so badly hungover that I sucked. Waaaah.

And I had to swim with a surgical glove taped around my wrist 'cause I have an open mallet finger after a big failed encounter with a very sharp metal bracket. Waaaaaah!

And there isn't snow to ski on yet. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Frenchman] [ In reply to ]
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Driving down south on Oct. 8th to visit the in-laws for a week.
My little family then got an invitation for a special dinner there on the 9th.
It will be at our favorite restaurant, which is owned by my father-in-law's cousin.
My wife & I celebrated our wedding there.
It will be the very last night open after he sold the whole place which had been in his family for nearly 100 years.
I can only imagine that it's going to be epic.
I can't bail out of this.

That means I can't watch most of Ironman Hawaii live coverage.

But it was a dinner, right? And the start in Hawaii is at 6.30 AM.

Timezones are a funny thing.
Were I live, we are 12 hours ahead of Hawaii, which means the start is at 6.30 PM our time.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [gary23] [ In reply to ]
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Last race of the season coming up this weekend and I'd love to get some rides outside this week but oh no here comes Nicole/TD16/whatever and there's been little to no chance of that this week...maybe tomorrow. But I have planned out my season and started reading "Training and Racing with Power Meter"
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [desert dude] [ In reply to ]
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Love this post. When I am looking for my sons baby bottle but wife states the godfather, "ACT LIKE A MAN".

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [moriatesg] [ In reply to ]
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My thread is all grown up.....whahhhhhhh

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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A co-worker that got into tris because of me, just crushed my dreams by 5 minutes at our last race. WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Maui] [ In reply to ]
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The classified forum stinks now...

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [jaretj] [ In reply to ]
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Reality dropped by today, hit me over the head with a baseball bat and said, "You can not afford your fantasy $10,000 tri bike. Forget it. And it probably would not make too much difference anyway because you kind of suck!" WAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [ToKnowMore] [ In reply to ]
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I have a phd and I'm getting censored.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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This shit still hurts and I lost all my calf muscles! Waaaaah
Oh yeah If you run in those Vibrams you'll end up like this ;-)




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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [swimfan] [ In reply to ]
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Almost lost my lunch with that one.....gross

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [swimfan] [ In reply to ]
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HTFU pussy! ;)

On a related note, I've missed 8 weeks of training so far due to colds/flu this winter (a new record for me) and I might have to bag my IM effort this summer WAAAAAAA!! stupid viruses.. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [LuckyMe] [ In reply to ]
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i just want to bitch about poor craftsmenship. i had to get the seat post threads heli coiled this weekend on my 2 year old trek ttx. bad design. they stripped out after i had to lower the seat for my new bont sub 8's. which by the way had 3 out of the 6 cleat inserts turn when i tried to tighten the cleats.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [LuckyMe] [ In reply to ]
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LuckyMe wrote:
HTFU pussy! ;)

On a related note, I've missed 8 weeks of training so far due to colds/flu this winter (a new record for me) and I might have to bag my IM effort this summer WAAAAAAA!! stupid viruses.. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I did! Thats why I ruptured it twice again 1 month after the 1st surgery ;-)
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I'm tired of my hands looking like this....



I tried swinging a golf club today and can't hold on to it. Wahhh.

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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Dropping my kids off at school today, waiting for the 4 year old's teacher, IT STARTED TO SNOW. It's April 21st fergodsake. My first race is in a month, and I've been out on the road TWICE this year. Waaaahhhhh.......

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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It's 2011 and I first posted on this thread in 2008. Kudos to you for a great topic.

I've gained 35 pounds since my daughter was born 7 months ago and I'm back to being the fattie I was when Swimfan talked about fatties! Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

OJ Simpson's accomplice got out of jail, and I wasn't subpoenaed for the hearing! Bwahhhhhhhhhhh!

At least I haven't shown up at a race the wrong day since October 2008 - Whew.

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I won a 10k run race on the weekend. They started a 5k right after the 10k went off. No one even knew I had won and I couldn't celebrate by breaking the tape because I crossed the finish among a big pack of 5k runners. Whaaaahhh
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [IanH] [ In reply to ]
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Pivot is sold out of Mach429s so I can't get one until late August. My most important mountain bike race of the year is in early July. Waaaaaaahhhh.

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Katy] [ In reply to ]
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I got 3rd place in my category at my last local Time Trial race........ we were only 3 in my category... WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Maui] [ In reply to ]
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nevermind, my issue has been resolvedcarry on...

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I tore my hands open doing too many pull-ups.. boo hoo!!



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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [RACERX] [ In reply to ]
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unknowingly bought a stolen bike in january WAHHHHHHHH
when they found the theif they took my bike away WAHHHHHH
bike was kept as evidence WAHHHHH
then return to rightfull owner WAHHHHH
to purchase the bike i gave my old race bike as part of payment WAHHHH
cops wont get my bike back eventhough i know who has it WAHHH
one of the member from my tri club bought my bike without knowing, and i cant get it back WAHHHHHH
im suppose to sue the theif WAHHHH
just lost my job 10 days ago WAHHH
i only have enough money for the next 2 weeks WAHHHHH

much more WAHHH but now im realizing what shitty year im having lol
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [yohuallin] [ In reply to ]
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I love the way you put losing your job last on that list. Well played.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [yohuallin] [ In reply to ]
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I just payed $750 to ship my bike to St. Croix because I'm an idiot and booked on Cape Air which doesn't accept bikes! WAAAAAAAHHH
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RACERX wrote:
I tore my hands open doing too many pull-ups..

I'm sure you did. Buy some fucking KY and avoid this situation in the future. Thank you.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [trail] [ In reply to ]
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I just payed $750 to ship my bike to St. Croix because I'm an idiot and booked on Cape Air which doesn't accept bikes! WAAAAAAAHHH

You can't spell wahhhhhh

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [trail] [ In reply to ]
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The doctor who stitched me broke her stitching needle in me and had to reopen me, then restitch me waaaaahhhh
Then she realized she had to take more but mis-scheduled me so I healed first, and then was reopen again waaaaahhhh
I can't do sh*t for a couple days waaaahhhhh
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [techknowgn] [ In reply to ]
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>You can't spell wahhhhhh

>Past tense and past participle paid or payed. (American Heritage)

Suck on that, doucheball! Wahhhhhh!!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [trail] [ In reply to ]
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trail wrote:

>You can't spell wahhhhhh

>Past tense and past participle paid or payed. (American Heritage)

Suck on that, doucheball! Wahhhhhh!!!

payed isnt recognized as correct by most english professors in college these days regardless of what a dictionary or two may say... wahhhh

american education system blows.... wahhhh

someone called me a doucheball on ST.... wahhhh

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [techknowgn] [ In reply to ]
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1/1 hired a coach
1/8 split kneecap open in mountain bike race...no sbr for 4 weeks after getting 6 stitches
coach has me crushing after just three weeks including a 13min half marathon trail run PR with the last two uphill miles the fastest splits
3/1 play in a pick up game of basketball with other teachers....quit in 10min after my foots slips 18" in front of me and I feel something not right
3/2 wake up with extreme pain in my abdomen region (was told I have a high groin pull and to not run for a while)
3/2-4/15 literally can't run 10ft, but swimming and biking OK and killing it
4/9 have to bail on Blue Ridge Adventure Race
4/15 diagnosed with a sports hernia and told to shut it down for 6 weeks while going through PT

5/22 going to have to bail on Beast of the East 70.3
6/1 hopefully back at 100%
7/24 IMLP on 7 weeks training after not running for the prior 13 weeks

as if this shit isn't expensive enough when everything is going right
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [jheebner] [ In reply to ]
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jheebner wrote:

as if this shit isn't expensive enough when everything is going right

So, what you're saying is, you're a pussy?
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Goosedog] [ In reply to ]
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Goosedog wrote:
jheebner wrote:


as if this shit isn't expensive enough when everything is going right


So, what you're saying is, you're a pussy?

I prefer little biatch.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [jheebner] [ In reply to ]
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jheebner wrote:
Goosedog wrote:
jheebner wrote:


as if this shit isn't expensive enough when everything is going right


So, what you're saying is, you're a pussy?


I prefer little biatch.

Being self-aware is half the battle.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Goosedog] [ In reply to ]
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I haven't been able to run or swim for a week now because my entire airway seems to be full of mucus. I'm coughing so hard that I half expect one of my lungs to turn inside out and come tweeting out of my mouth like a party favor.

Waaaa***cough cough cough cough***aaaahhhh!

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [xraycharlie] [ In reply to ]
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I made Saturday my rest day to spend time with the family (and i was a little hungover from Friday night). Long ride yesterday and then Easter with relatives.
My work schedule is fleixbile, so wifey asked if i could be home early.so.she could get in her run with a girlfriend. I was home at 4 pm. I planned for her to leave around 4 and would start my 2 hour run around 5. Back by 7, dinner, give the kids a bath, etc.
Well, hell. Her girlfriend showed up at 5 and dropped off her 2 boys for me to watch. Watching my 3 and her 2. It is now 5:50. I wont be leaving until 6 (hopefully). Waaahhhh. I dont wanna run in the dark.
My whole night is f'ed now.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [timboricki] [ In reply to ]
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Why can't I tell fat people they are fat when fat people can make fun of me for being skinny? wwwwaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [techknowgn] [ In reply to ]
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>payed isnt recognized as correct by most english professors in college these days regardless of what a dictionary or two may say... wahhhh

Hey professor, it's "isn't," not "isnt." English should be capitalized.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [techknowgn] [ In reply to ]
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Hilarious. I spelled paid "payed" on a paper in 12th grade (yes, over 20 years ago) and argued until I was blue in the face that it was a proper alternative spelling. Denied, by a teacher I still keep in touch with. It still burns.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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i cut my toe taking out the trash today. can't do a local 10 km today and bike race tomorrow. crapppp!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [seamus] [ In reply to ]
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I'm going to F&%$ing explode if I don't get out of this rain. Went on a "cycling" vacation- rained every single day and got 0 miles of riding in. Left in the pouring rain, landed back in Denver in the pouring rain. Forecast today? You guessed it, 40's and rain. I need anti-depressants....

Jodi
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Jodi] [ In reply to ]
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Supposedly the world will end Saturday...I too live in Denver and do hope I can get out for a run and
a ride before the shit goes south.

Git 'er done!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Jodi] [ In reply to ]
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No kidding! Flash flood and severe weather warnings every day around here.

If it's not raining then I'm exhausted from class or life and have to dig my motivation out of the trash to do anything (Lately "anything" means "not much"). I'm still riding on the trainer in May because it's raining and dark when I start and I still have no idea where to ride around here, and, anyhow, I don't trust the sleepy-headed, aggressive, early morning Bethesda drivers.

We moved here last August and life so far has felt like a sprint every day. Mostly I've enjoyed the challenge of very complicated daily routines, but my ability to wake up at 4:30 or 5:00 to train has vaporized. I'm supposed to do DC tri in June and right now I'm f*cked.

Before, I never understood why people wanted to go vacation on a beach and sit on their backsides in the sun for days when they could be hiking or riding or getting out there and LIVING. Now, I just want to go away to sit on my backside in the sun and maybe fall asleep reading a book.

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Jodi] [ In reply to ]
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Jodi wrote:
I'm going to F&%$ing explode if I don't get out of this rain. Went on a "cycling" vacation- rained every single day and got 0 miles of riding in. Left in the pouring rain, landed back in Denver in the pouring rain. Forecast today? You guessed it, 40's and rain. I need anti-depressants....

Jodi


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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Khai] [ In reply to ]
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I got a killer deal a rockin black/red Garneau Pro Sleeveless Tri top - thing is beautiful - but the medium (which I always wear) is too small and I can't find a large ANYWHERE - guess I'm gonna have to scare the sh*t out of family/friends and lose even more weight

Schmuck who sits outside my office refuses to go to doctor - ever - and has now given me his cold - the week of my first race! I've been healthy all year and now this c*cksucker can't keep his hacking to himself.

Wa Wa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [dsimo] [ In reply to ]
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...just turned 39 and every woman in town has stopped smiling back at me (if they even look at me anymore)


"It's not the will to win that matters - everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters." - Paul "Bear" Bryant
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [dsimo] [ In reply to ]
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I've swam 5 times since September, maximum of 1500m, in an 82 degree lap pool.
My longest ride has been about 55 miles since September, maybe twice.
My longest run has been ~9 miles since September, once.

All my training has been on basically flat-land here in Michigan.

I'm heading to the TTT tomorrow morning to get my ass handed to me. All weekend.

God damn it, I'm almost praying for the Rapture to happen, and will welcome the sweet relief of death on Saturday over the Little Smokey on Sunday.

Waaaahhhhhh...
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My wife is gonna kick my arse again at the St George Olympic Tri this Saturday - waaaahhhhhhh
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [IronmanJay] [ In reply to ]
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As a 2-time TTT finisher I feel qualified to say...

You are so screwed.

But that RR is going to be EPIC!!!

Jodi
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Jodi wrote:
As a 2-time TTT finisher I feel qualified to say...

You are so screwed.

But that RR is going to be EPIC!!!

Jodi

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, that was the most ridiculous thing I've ever done...I'll work up a RR in the coming days.

Short and sweet: Incredibly challenging terrain and conditions, wicked fast athletes and crazy bike bling like I've never seen before anywhere, overwhelming heat/humidity, beautiful scenery, beautiful people, wonderful volunteers and experience, harder than Ironman IMHO. Just...wow. I was indeed "so screwed" as you put it, but I finished, which was my only goal.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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Okay, this is annoying on the bike...I say..."On your left!" Of course, before I pass someone--and they are in the bike lane to the far LEFT. Do they move? No, they stay right there & say, "Thanks..." Move TFO! Or if they have iPod or MP3 players & they block the entire left side of the lane. Or if a couple of pokey Joe's are out for a Sunday ride & they fill the entire lane and could care less if they force someone over into the lane of car traffic in order to pass them. People don't pay attention to courtesy-like bike riding..wtf? Maybe that's why "Mirror Man" in Ironman races wears his mirror--he's just trying to be kind by watching traffic come up behind him so he can move over as you move up through the field...?
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Rocky M wrote:
Okay, this is annoying on the bike...I say..."On your left!" Of course, before I pass someone--and they are in the bike lane to the far LEFT. Do they move? No, they stay right there & say, "Thanks..." Move TFO! Or if they have iPod or MP3 players & they block the entire left side of the lane. Or if a couple of pokey Joe's are out for a Sunday ride & they fill the entire lane and could care less if they force someone over into the lane of car traffic in order to pass them. People don't pay attention to courtesy-like bike riding..wtf? Maybe that's why "Mirror Man" in Ironman races wears his mirror--he's just trying to be kind by watching traffic come up behind him so he can move over as you move up through the field...?


Since this is the "cry like a little bitch" thread, I feel compelled to whine and complain when people say, "...could care less...", when what they mean to say is, "couldn't care less."
Also, irregardless and orientated are two "words" on my shit list.

To your original point, however, I am in total agreement. The only thing worse than that is when you say, "on your left" and the rider being overtaken begins to move further to the left.

/Grammar Nazi
//Have been guilty of the heinous there/their/they're fiasco

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It's 100 degrees in Texas and will be all weekend long. I want to go to Colorado. It hurts to train. I lost 7 pounds on my 10 mile run that I ran at 4:30am when it was only 78 degrees. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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I'm trying to train for an Ironman. I haven't had a day off in weeks. Got off work today at 9am after getting my ass kicked all night. Had to tell a large family that their loved one who has a 4 month old and 12 year old died in our ER last night. Nothing we could do. This was my day off. Slept until 3:30 and charted until 9pm. Have to be at work at 7:30 am.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Blech.

Jodi
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It's Tour time on Slowtwitch

waahahahaha



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Lucy is no longer with me to ride anymore. She sits broken into while I heal. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wahhhh.waahhh wa-waa-waa-waaz-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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wut?

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Jodi] [ In reply to ]
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Jodi wrote:
I'm trying to train for an Ironman. I haven't had a day off in weeks. Got off work today at 9am after getting my ass kicked all night. Had to tell a large family that their loved one who has a 4 month old and 12 year old died in our ER last night. Nothing we could do. This was my day off. Slept until 3:30 and charted until 9pm. Have to be at work at 7:30 am.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
That's not exactly "little biatch" material IMO... sounds like a completely legitimate shitty day.

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Broken in two waaaaaaaaaaa-waaaaaaaaaaa
Spell correcting program waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaa .

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woke up at 0600, getting ready to ride and it started to rain WAAAAAAAAA

so I switched to long run mode, headed out for 12 miles but missed my turn around point and did 14 miles WAAAAAAAAA

got my bib in the mail today for a race next Saturday, I'm bib #666 WAAAAAAAAAA

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mck414 wrote:
got my bib in the mail today for a race next Saturday, I'm bib #666 WAAAAAAAAAA

"WAAAAAAAAAA"? That's pure quintessence of awesome. I'd LOVE to rock bib #666 at a race.

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mgmoehn wrote:
Why can't I tell fat people they are fat when fat people can make fun of me for being skinny? wwwwaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Actually you can, but under one circumstances, you have to be in your bike and the green light in your favor, that's when big boy or big girl is taking there time crossing the street, which is common, base on there weight, sometimes eating or on the phone. That's when you tell them, best part is when they get upset about the truth. You'll hear a HEYYYYYYYYY!
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I got in a two man break with a guy who is MAX 5' 5" 115lb during Saturday road race nationals... OUCH. Dammit!

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step up wrote:
I got in a two man break with a guy who is MAX 5' 5" 115lb during Saturday road race nationals... OUCH. Dammit!

i hope you utilized him by drafting behind him! That must have been fun riding while your torso is sideways to make the draft happen!
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Bah Humbug wrote:
mck414 wrote:
got my bib in the mail today for a race next Saturday, I'm bib #666 WAAAAAAAAAA


"WAAAAAAAAAA"? That's pure quintessence of awesome. I'd LOVE to rock bib #666 at a race.

Ditto that. Especially on a black bike.

[said in Jon Lovitz voice]

"I am Mephistopholes, the Prince of Darkness. Obey me! Worship me!! On your left!!!"



My actual contribution to this thread:

It was one F'N degree too warm for wetsuits at LP, I got destroyed and cramped up in the swim, so my plans for < 10, AG podium, Kona slot got shebambled.
6+ months down the drain.

Somebody call a WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHmbulance for me.


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It was less then 1. Just a tenth above. Cry baby :0)

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I'm tired of people fretting over grams, its ludicrous, its absurd, its non sense. Not only does a handful of grams not really matter a lot of people could use more vrs less on their wheels. Weight on the rim is not "doubly" bad its "doubly" good, for riding straight and stable that is.

oh yeah and WTC sucks and stole the spirit of Ironman from the original creators. I'm racing "local" next year.
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my F'ng right leg is still screwed up...

months of physical therapy, MRIs, massages, every expert I can get my insurance to pay for, and some I had to pay out of pocket for. Spent enough on co-pays to buy a set of Firecrest 808s. Took several months off of running. Carefully built up my mileage again...

AND STILL HAVE NO FRICKING LEG SPEED AND PAIN WHEN I RUN!!!!

WAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaa

there will be no sub 5 Half IM shot for me this year... and the marathon at the end of my first full ironman is going to be brutal.

Doc's have given up on me and can't find anything wrong... and yet there is clearly something wrong. They just don't know what it is.

So frustrated I can't stand it!

Waaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Yes... I know... keep it in perspective... I am thankfull for the gifts and abilities I have... but I just need to say Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I am Mephistopholes, the Prince of Darkness. Obey me! Worship me!! On your left!!!"

Dude, that is awesome. I once had bib #116 for an adventure race - I wore it upside down (#911).

As for crying: I drank too much red wine last night and now have to go run with a hangover....wwwaaaahhhhhh oh wait, I do that all the time, doh!

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The thread title is "Cry like a little bitch", not "bitch like a little bitch."
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schroeder wrote:
The thread title is "Cry like a little bitch", not "bitch like a little bitch."

1 hour on the trainer on a Sunday. Waaahh
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mgmoehn wrote:
Why can't I tell fat people they are fat when fat people can make fun of me for being skinny? wwwwaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I tell them all the time.

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I just ended week 3 of my 20 week IM training plan. First two weeks great, this week---one swim, one trainer ride, and zero runs----waaaaaaahh!
I'm getting my ass handed to me at work, call at all hours, two nights working overnight----and when I am at home I can't freaking fall asleep or I have kid duties b/c my wife is working-- Waaaah waaaa! I feel like a freaking zombie from lack of sleep-- waaaaaahhhhhh



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This is for you Paulo.......

Everybody here on Slowtwitch is ganging up on me because I voiced displeasure with not being able to talk on the phone with an Infinit Nutrition representative. All I get is their voicemail when I call. I have a race rehearsal coming up and all I have for nutrition is Carbo Pro and Powerbar Endurance. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Waaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! I think I'm gonna bag the race rehearsal because my ego has been broken by fellow slowtwitchers. Waaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I think I'm gonna have to jump ship to Beginner Triathlete or Tri Newbies Online. Waaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! Waaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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I got my fourth flat in 10 days. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Waaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! I thought flats were supposed to come in three's. On the bright side, I wasn't in a real hurry for any of them and all I did was lose time to go running. Also, I learned that I really should carry a pair of tweezers in my flat kit. But still, 4 flats in 10 days. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Waaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Stepped on a rock running in my Vibrams 40' from my front door. Huge bruise on the ball of my foot. blows. Waaaaaaaaa



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This is why vibrams shouldn't have been invented, plus they look dumb. I dream of a vibram-less world.
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I got second in a race overall paid 110 dollars and all I got was a water bottle...whahhhaaaaaa.
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I tried an intro Crossfit class today and it was soooooooo hard. I sweated a lot!
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My wife told me I have love handles today...waaaaaaa haaa haaa!!!
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A knee injury has ruined the remainder of my season and I'll get to have it scoped again. WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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ChuckieV hurt my feelings!!

And, he hurt my friends feelings too!!

Wahhhhhhhhhh!!


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I'm stuck in Cat 4 until next season and my P/W is ranked in low-mid Cat 2's......whaahhhhhhh

And I did my field test in the middle of a hard week.....whaahhhhhhh

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Some gumby fat dentist wheelsucker almost caused me to crash today on my ride. No notice he was there, just sucking my wheel 6 inches away.
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Sandbagger. Or maybe you don't win enough.
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I win enough. I won 6 of my cat 5 races and 1 of my 2 cat 4 races that I didn't get a mechanical in. PS this is my first year racing...whaahhhhhh.

A Frenchman tried to call me out...whahhhhh

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Waaaaaaah! (You'll get there.)
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Thanks, and yeah...Just takes time Ans a little bit if good fortune with not flatting/crashing. Clearly, I am not too concerned about it but it's funny to whine like a little biatch so I did it haha

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I crashed my bike and the road rash has ruined my awesome tan...waaaaaaaaaah! Some spots make it look like I had ringworm...waaaaaaaaaah!
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I forgot about my thread....wahhhhhh!!!

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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Pro's showed up at my last race and won all the awards!!!!....Wahhhhhhhhh!
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Not myself personally, but I thought I might throw out two of my favorites (and by favorites i mean ones i hate) from letters to the editors of some of the industry magazines:

I don't like the swimsuit issue, sell tris not sex...waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

And:

I don't like it when you have bad words in your publications...waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

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I've been unable to train for 3 weeks now and counting due to a cough that will not go away. Been on antibiotics, cough suppressants, and now steroids.

What a waste of a month.
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STEROIDS?!?! cheater....
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matto wrote:
I've been unable to train for 3 weeks now and counting due to a cough that will not go away. Been on antibiotics, cough suppressants, and now steroids.

What a waste of a month.

My November is starting to look like that = flu + conjunctivitis + gushing nosebleeds. At one point on the weekend I was trying to figure out if I looked more like a Zombie on crack or a heroine addicted Vampire. I haven't worked out in two weekes, had to cancel on a run relay where everyone had fun without me and I will be bailing on a race this Friday.

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

Thanks, I feel better now.
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I ate 5 chocolate chip cookies tonight. I am a fatass and I'll never get sub 20 in a 5k. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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I spent thousands on my TT bike and all the roadies still beat me WHHHAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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elpete wrote:
I ate 5 chocolate chip cookies tonight. I am a fatass and I'll never get sub 20 in a 5k. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I eat half a package of chips ahoy per night... Is that why I'm fat too?

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A lady runs down a local college student from behind while the student is bicycling 1/2 mile between campus and her dorm and the lady gets a slap on the wrist cause she says "she didn't see the cyclist".
I get caught by a police man doing 62 mph in a 45 mph and when I tell him "I thought speed limit was 60 mph because I didn't see the speed sign" he writes me a $180 fine.

Waaaaaaaah!
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I had to skip my long run Sunday morning because my wife made me go with the family to buy a Christmas tree. Then they made me help decorate it too.

Waaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
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just installed an RCI 2161 in my TJ and the inline regulator has a leak! DANG IT! ...now I gotta pull it off and add some thread sealant! AGAIN!
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Wahahahahah, I just noticed all the hand scab pictures in this thread and it grossed me out........whahahahahahahaahah

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I completely missed the "Angry Banter" thread that was yanked so I have no idea what all the fuss is about. Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Waaaaaa I just hung 4 strands of lights on a almost 90 degree pitched roof and one set in the middle is out already waaaaaa!!!

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I just got laid off from work (again) and need to keep it a secret from Mrs. Quads through the holidays (I'm paid through next October, so what's a couple of weeks). Fuck.

Oh, and waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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I was cold on my ride this morning.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa



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I love how everybody on ST complains about being slow and then when presented with the secret to not being slow they complain about that too
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I am trying to get back into training and also trying to lose some pounds but my wife made peanut butter and m&m cookies and I am eating all of them as we speak! waaahhhhh

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QuadsofFURY wrote:
I just got laid off from work (again) and need to keep it a secret from Mrs. Quads through the holidays (I'm paid through next October, so what's a couple of weeks). Fuck.

Oh, and waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

For 10 months severance, I think I'd volunteer to get laid off. Damn.
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Nah, I have to work through May and they spread the checks through the end of Aug, then due to NY's payroll lag I'll get a check through Sept. Definitely not as good as it sounds. Had a feeling this was going to happen since Aug. Kinda strange to have a 1 year notice. Under normal conditions, with my qualifications (not going to get posted on the backdoor brag thread) I'd get a new job but right now, not too sure.

REALLY going to miss my students though.

EDIT: whaaaaa

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People won't shut up about how crappy the Kona broadcast was, like it's some sort of surprise that it sucked. They are expressing shock at the lack of pro coverage. they spewing hatred toward lottery winners and slow people. Nothing new is being said. It's driving me crazy!!!!!



Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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have had 3 knee surgeries... 2 on right, 1 on left...left is now swollen as it was after surgery in september....probably will need a second on it, 4th overall... probably will have to stop running and triathlon racing will now be done...

Whahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......



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Duffy wrote:
People won't shut up about how crappy the Kona broadcast was, like it's some sort of surprise that it sucked. They are expressing shock at the lack of pro coverage. they spewing hatred toward lottery winners and slow people. Nothing new is being said. It's driving me crazy!!!!!



Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!

My dumbass local affiliate ran some stupid pilates infomercial 40 minutes into the f**king Kona broadcast. The show started with Julie Dibens about ready to come off the bike. WTF? Maybe all I missed were the "special" back stories.
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This morning, I got up at 5am to go to a local 10km to find out it was yesterday morning!

Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.

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final exams are screwing with my training... waaaaaahhhhh

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I've had a strained glute for nine F'n months that just won't go away. waaahh
Only hurts when I drive and run. Waaahh
I drive a lot. WAAaaahh
I run a lot. WAAAAaaaahhh
My doctor and pt tell me things don't heal easy at age 48 and want me to rest it for eight (8!!!!) weeks. WAAAAAAAAAHHHH


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I've had a bad cold for 5 weeks now and I can't train at all...waaaaahhhhhh
I keep coughing up snot and coughing all the time..wwaaaaahhh
I got it straight after my flu shot....wwwaaahhhh

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My vagina hurts ... whaaaaaaaaah!!!!
I am a man with a vagina... whaaaahhh!
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I was all set up to buy a new-in-box Cycleops Fluid2 trainer for a great price off of Craigslist when my dad told me he got me a Minoura Mag 500 for Christmas (also off of Craigslist).

I felt bad because it was supposed to be a surprise and I didn't want to make him re-list it (that guy is probably jumping for joy that somebody actually bought the damn thing), but he bought me the crappier trainer!

Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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J. Russo wrote:
I was cold on my ride this morning.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Mine too

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Lol. Didn't know this thread existed. Been weeks since I rode. Life. *Sigh* Changing that today after work.
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I fell while skiing and have whiplash and can't turn my neck and it hurts. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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I sprained my ankle wrestling 1 week ago, so I'm on a cane now, putting more pressure on my other leg...which I fractured my fibula on a week ago.

Now I have one sprained ankle, and one kinda healed fractured fibula which is acting up.

Oh and I'm missing a half-marathon this Sunday and I missed a 10k which I would have placed top 10 in last week.

Waaaaaahhh.

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Sombody call the waaambulance!
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My mom just send over Tupperware container after Tupperware container of delicious cookies for Christmas and I can't stop eating them. Waaaaaaaa...
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sevenz wrote:
J. Russo wrote:
I was cold on my ride this morning.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Mine too

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I rode in my garage on my trainer this morning and I was cold

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I was on top of my running game posting 70+ miles a week and flying then yesterday something happened to my left calf and it hurts to even walk now, and I have a marathon in one month!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

don't know if I can ride yet, have tried but suspect it'll hurt just the same. Off to the pool.

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It's too warm to snow around here for the ski hills to open...Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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My gf and I were offered free use of some company's season ski pass but I have a volunteer position with the city, so we can't accept it. Waaahhhhhhhhh...
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another ironman got an mdot tattoowhaaahhhhh
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I have a cold, and I feel like crap and I haven't trained properly in days and my diet has gone to shit and my fiance is sick too and we have an extra dog in the house this week so there's three of them for me to deal with and I'm slammed with work and the house is a mess and not having the energy to train through all of this makes me a grumpy little bitch! WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Still not able to make a wheelie with my triathlon bike .... Waaaaahhhhhh
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shovelling the driveway before the ass crack of dawn to go swim before work = suck.


I thought I wanted it to snow, but now I want my mild winter back.
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I scratched my brand new ZIPP wheel and now it has lost all of its aero properties. Waaaaaaaahhh!!
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I took a break from ST and now I find out some one took my previous handle (Maui) whaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
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I had a fanpage for Cervelo on Facebook for a couple of years, had thousands of followers and updated it on a regular basis...the marketing people at Cervelo "flagged" me on facebook and the page diappeared because they wanted control of it...fucking douche-bags!!! I've bought 4 bikes from you and thats the thanks I get!?!? wahhhhhhhh!

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+ 2 celsius and rain ... don't want to go out riding in the cold... waaaaaahhhhhh.
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Nasty bike manufacturers are using technology that I am not familiar with . . . . .. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
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Went in for surgery for a meniscus cleanup. Ended up with Microfracture surgery. Now I'm on crutches for 4-6 weeks and no running for quite a while. WAAAAHAHHHHHHH
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Had to cut short my MTN Bike ride in the snow yesterday because my wife was freaking out that it was too dangerous to "have fun". WHHHAAAAA!!!!!

(And it WAS fun, watching cars slide through intersections and miss by inches clipping the other cars spinning their wheels trying to get out of the intersection. Yeah, much more dangerous being on a bike... *sniff*)

Later!

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [tribritre] [ In reply to ]
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I've woken up at obscene hours, spent hours on sidelines cheering, hold bags, coach, yelling, screaming, getting screamed at, driving across state lines all for the sake of seeing my kids participate in cheerleading and baseball and still......I've driven to and from every triathlon I've ever done.....alone.

Wahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I just spent 30 minutes reading countless pages to a thread that was started before I ever even got into the sport and like a train wreck I couldn't look away......and now I fear I'll never get those 30min of my life back....

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Cmikul] [ In reply to ]
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My baby woke up at 4:30AM and I thus couldn't HTFU for the 7AM masters swim.

WAAHAAAAH. (x2 for baby.)
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [lightheir] [ In reply to ]
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I think I have a stress fracture six weeks before my first marathon in another state and i already bought my plane ticket. waah.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I just got my workouts for the next two weeks. Tomorrow have 2x20 FTP max effort to do.

Wahhhhhhhhhhhh


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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [baxnelly] [ In reply to ]
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I just got my workouts for this week.... I have nothing to do today.
Program literally states "Nothing. Go back to bed."

I have to rest. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [juliegruns] [ In reply to ]
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Umm, Julie...

Some real good workouts can be had whilest in bed. I'd be happy to coach that session, but alas my wife might not want to share! :)

Beats to heck out of the long run I've got to do in the pouring rain.

Trade ya!

Guess I'm doin the crying.

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [manofthewoods] [ In reply to ]
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Two Sundays ago I ran a nice little trail run, super easy effort while tapering for a marathon. I had to cut through about 100m of brush to get to a different trail, no biggie, couple of small scratches.

Then, this past Thursday I started to get small rashes on my knees and ankles, but not roundish, rather lines of rash. Friday a few more popped up, Saturday a few more. This is not good I had a marathon so I practiced my Google-fu and determined I exposed myself to poison oak. Krap.

Luckily while running the marathon I didn't have any problems, but any kind of shower or soak in the tub is MURDER. My legs itch so freakin' bad.....WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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In the 2011-2012 winter, we have had exactly 4, count 'em, 4 weekend days in southeast Wisconsin where there have been skiable conditions on the XC trails on classics. I am going insane from doing loops on manmade "snow" and biking in the basement. My training is a shambling wreck, my wife is at the end of her considerable patience because of the repeated road trips to the northwoods & UP, and a nagging case of plantar fasciitis is even keeping me from doing a lot of run volume as a poor substitute. I did a race last weekend and was absolutely gassed climbing even moderately steep hills. I am going to suffer at the Birkie this year like I have never suffered before, and there is a real possibility I will get dropped a wave or two.

Screw this winter.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [PJT] [ In reply to ]
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+1 This winter as absolutely sucked for XC skiing here in michigan as well.

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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This is an amazing thread! Wish I had time to read through every post...whaaaaaah
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Hause804] [ In reply to ]
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I'm just starting training for Triathlon after 6 or 7 years where I became an okay runner (for my age).

So, as a wannabee, I suck at swimming. Waaaahhhhhh
I suck at biking. Waaaahhhhhh
All my friends have "real" bikes and I have a 20 year old Walmart Special. Waaaahhhhhh
As a result of all the Biking and Swimming, I'll probably suck at running soon. Waaaahhhhhh

Bill
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I can't remember if I already posted in this thread and can't be bothered to search. Whaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [glib] [ In reply to ]
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Lance is going to take my spot at Kona. Screw him.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Goosedog] [ In reply to ]
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I just did an FTP test and didn't even manage 3 watts/kg! Whaaaa...


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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I've got a hurt ________, but nobody will respond to my post becuase of all the drama around Lance. I will never heal. Waaaaaaa!!!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I hate bike intervals.

I really hate them.

I can suck it up and do what needs to be done on the run, but when it comes to the bike - when it starts to get more then just sucky, like when the suck-o-meter turns to approaching sucktastic - it's so damn hard for me to not roll over and play dead.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [sentania] [ In reply to ]
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sentania wrote:
I hate bike intervals.

I really hate them.

I can suck it up and do what needs to be done on the run, but when it comes to the bike - when it starts to get more then just sucky, like when the suck-o-meter turns to approaching sucktastic - it's so damn hard for me to not roll over and play dead.

Dude, I feel your pain. I can take the run to a pretty painful place. On the bike and the swim, I am a big sissy.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [timboricki] [ In reply to ]
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Went to go pay a rental liscensce fee for a rental property and they hit me with a 300.00 late fee besides the 100.00 fee. And they never sent out the renewal but the did not give a shit!!!!! Now money saved for more carbon has to be resaved and I can't work overtime this weekend because I am joining the millions of people and heading to the mountains this weekend with the kids...Waaaaaa....... I am going to get more frustrated waiting in long lift lines waaaaaaaaaa.........

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Bmanners] [ In reply to ]
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BMeer has called me a pussy several times after seeing how "fast" I am or something along those lines...
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [JustinD] [ In reply to ]
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I was locked out of my account by slowman for being a bad boy and every day that I couldn't post to ST I said to myself......WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [JustinD] [ In reply to ]
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JustinD wrote:
BMeer has called me a pussy several times after seeing how "fast" I am or something along those lines...

what's that supposed to mean? suck it up. it's not my fault you're a chubs. just for that, i'm entering every race you do and crush you like an ant. now you can go back to crying.



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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I rode 40 miles yesterday in 30+ mph winds. It kicked my ass and I wanted to cry like a biotch. WHAHHHHHH.

For what it is worth (not much), I consulted Urban Dictionary to determine whether I wanted to cry like a "biatch" or a "biotch." Tough call, but I went with biotch. When in doubt, consult the Urban Dictionary.

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Snyderman] [ In reply to ]
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I developed a blister on my middle toe as a result of yesterday's long run. It now hurts like a MOFO and I'm limping around the office. Waaaahhh. I have to cancel my run for today. Double waaaahhh. Can't wait to get back home and burst it so I can carry on.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [caius] [ In reply to ]
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Bruised and black toenail hurts to walk on, so I will probably be struggling during my brick today, also my feet no longer look good in sandals, but they do look rugged.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Blacktocomm] [ In reply to ]
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Tapering for a marathon that is two weeks away...WAHHHHHH

Eating just as much now as when I was at peak mileage....WAAAHHHHHHH

Plan says to stop cross training during taper... WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAH WAH WAH
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [rmhick2] [ In reply to ]
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Failed a biology test due to not studying because I am picking up training WHAHHHHHH!

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [TheLankyKid] [ In reply to ]
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I've been sick for 9 days with a *&^$ing nasty cough...WAAWAAAA, why me, why now?
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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getting 3/4 through swim workout and having two guys jump in the lane with me one damn near treading water back and forth and the other cant even swim with his face in the water. waahhhhhh

Then open the locker room door to old man shaving nude with his man hood dragging in the sink...come on a towel maybe
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [ryan.triguy] [ In reply to ]
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Daylight Savings Time sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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HAHAHAHAHA! I want my hour back.

Duffy wrote:
Daylight Savings Time sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Me_XMan] [ In reply to ]
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I bought a pair of Atlas Run snowshoes and I was wicked pumped and ready to run in the snow and then I opened the box and realized they sent me two left foot snowshoes!!!

Now I have to dick around with returning them and printing out UPS labels and all that jazz and dropping them off at a pickup site and .....whahahahahahahhhhhahaaaaaaa!!!!

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I'm going to LA this weekend and it's going to rain the whole time. Waah
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [link5485] [ In reply to ]
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i hit a cone on my bike ride. it damaged my bike equipment. my guide must be just as blind as i am....

riding high on heroin since 1999
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [helenkeller] [ In reply to ]
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work is sending me back over seas at the end of the month....
that means 2 more days of missed training because of all day flights...

work is ruining my season....

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [juliegruns] [ In reply to ]
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I got to work 5 minutes later than usual and some fairweather rider took my spot. I had to break my back getting to my lock underneath their old beast.

Bahahahahhahaha
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [mv2005] [ In reply to ]
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Lost my Light & Motion VIS180 on the ride to work this morning, it popped off somewhere along the way. I'm a dirtbag cheapskate spendthrift skinflint with bike gear and actually purchased a nice piece of new equipment and it immediately goes and takes a flyer. Damnit, that'll teach me to buy anything quality. Now to negotiate the crazy Ontario and Quebec drivers without my rear light, might as well jump off a bridge.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [3carlos] [ In reply to ]
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Two races into this season and I've been killing it. PR'd for marathon and HIM distances. I've been having problems over the last two weeks with my left foot so I went to the doc. Pain and sensitivity to cold (have had this as long as I can remember)

xrays showed no fractures, but showed bone spurs (yes plural) and arthritis. so I'm off to see a podiatrist May 3rd.

she also did a batch of blood work which all came back good except high potasium and an "enzyme" that she didn't define at the time but wants more blood next week.

I'm 41 and on top my my game physically, I'm too young for arthritis...WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [ezl] [ In reply to ]
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I went for a 3.5hrs bike ride yesterday and when I got home my wife wanted me and I couldn't get up. So the foreplay was was 45mins long WAHHHHHH
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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crashed by bike in ironman melbourne because a volunteer dropped a bottle in front of me at the last moment.
was in the top three agers overall at the time and feeling great.
broke my collarbone, had to have surgery. really very painful recovery.
am typing this with one hand, can't be bothered stretching out my fingers to use the shift key.
crying like a biatch.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [TheLankyKid] [ In reply to ]
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Haven't graded student essays because training, now have 84 papers to grade on Easter weekend
15 mile run and 40 mile ride planned for tomorrow WAHHHHHHH
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [dboatx] [ In reply to ]
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What's "foreplay"?

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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Heat acclimation is too hard when it's 40 degrees out WAHHHHHHHH
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [wingedfoot26] [ In reply to ]
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6 weeks from an A race IMFL70.3 and bike accident broke my clavical and hurt like all over like a MF er!

I'm on the couch crying like a biatch!

Please forgive typo's and poor grammer. Most posting performed on my not so smart phone.
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [3X-VO2-LT-FTP] [ In reply to ]
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That sucks!!! BuT...............
Wah........ went to bring my computrainer to work and when i got there to set up the on-off switch was broke..........WAAAA!!!!!

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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I don't know how to steer my bike and crashed at Leadman... DNF... wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Bmanners] [ In reply to ]
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because I wanted a new GPS watch that isn't available in Canada I had to buy it online from the US.
Now I'll wait 2-3 weeks & pay surprise duties just to find out how slow I really am...
Wahhhhhhhhhhh........

(need to go update the 'What did u buy' thread now. More $$ spent. WAAA!!...)

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [juliegruns] [ In reply to ]
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I'm about to get on a plane to camp at Xantusia and it's going to SNOW... Waaaahhhhhhh

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [AndyPants] [ In reply to ]
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i go through a shit-ton of zipties and time reattaching a cadence sensor only to figure out i put the farkin magnet on the wrong spoke.... waaahhh




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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [steve_c] [ In reply to ]
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I'm sitting at the gas station waiting for my wife to come get me cuz my car broke down on the way to the pool. This day is starting of superbly...
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [hullcb] [ In reply to ]
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Just did a bike fit and I need to drop $$$ into new saddle and cranks. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [climbz] [ In reply to ]
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3 hour ride on the trainer this morning while the weather was in the 30s. It was in the 70s last month! FYI Steamboat is warmer right now than Indiana. Lame

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [triscooteremu] [ In reply to ]
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exact same thing here in Mtl. Summer came, and left us suddenly.

I'm too cheap to go buy winter riding gear at this point in the season, so 3 hrs in the garage watching the pouring rain outside.
Had a hat & gloves on I was so cold.

I have a 70.3 in 2 months..... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [juliegruns] [ In reply to ]
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Wah.....wah....wah i have a two hour ride tommorow and my computrainer is at racermate (i hope) getting fixed. There is a Nor'Easter blowing outside and expected to stay till tuesday. My rollers are at work and i dont really want to do 2 hours on them anyway. A hour was enough on the rollers yesterday to almost kill me of boredom. I have in race two weeks Wah....wah.....wah...

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [Bmanners] [ In reply to ]
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the weather is ruining everything.
it's so unfair.... WAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [juliegruns] [ In reply to ]
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I'm lighter and stronger than ever. Have to miss the State Hillclimb Championship for a family reunion. wwwwwaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [FatandSlow] [ In reply to ]
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Canucks are out of the playoffs... Waaaahhhhh... Ok, not really surprised I guess. Who to cheer for now?!?

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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [AndyPants] [ In reply to ]
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$77 for a 3k/17k/3k Duathlon, WTF! I could sign up for 2 5k's and a road race for less money!
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Re: Cry like a little biatch here. [npage148] [ In reply to ]
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I snapped my FSA crank on a steep climb and had to pedal home with one leg for 20 miles. WAAAAHHHHHH!