(the following is a joke. it is to make fun of my spelling and grammar, not lead to a debate on who wants to hug who. the french where used as the straight man do to the jerry lewis factor. no french where harmed in the writing of this joke.)
i was informed today i was awarded the 'jerry lewis "hey lady!" genius in france award'.
"customerjon has shown an ability to destroy english second only to bob roll. by his badly spelled rantings on the slowtwitch forum he has set back that backstreet laungage by at least 30 years. what normaly comes out as painful drivel when spoken well customerjon makes it earsplitting violence.
being french we love anyone who destroys such a mud language and happily give this award to him and declare him a genius in france." said francis la questalanatage.
in my honor every june 31st at noon the french will stop what they are doing and sing my favorite song 'bananas and blow' by the super group 'ween'.
i have never been this happy.
customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.
i was informed today i was awarded the 'jerry lewis "hey lady!" genius in france award'.
"customerjon has shown an ability to destroy english second only to bob roll. by his badly spelled rantings on the slowtwitch forum he has set back that backstreet laungage by at least 30 years. what normaly comes out as painful drivel when spoken well customerjon makes it earsplitting violence.
being french we love anyone who destroys such a mud language and happily give this award to him and declare him a genius in france." said francis la questalanatage.
in my honor every june 31st at noon the french will stop what they are doing and sing my favorite song 'bananas and blow' by the super group 'ween'.
i have never been this happy.
customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.
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customerjon: Aug 1, 03 21:31