1. Lance Armstrong after one year of training.
2. Thora Birch.
3. Kate Winslett.
4. The previously mentioned Anna Kournikova.
5. Me again real soon.

Should be permanently banned by all triathlon governing bodies:
1. Those Greek shipping magnate guys with the tan, gold glasses and huge gut but little white speedo.
2. Steve-O.

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1) Michael Jackson
2) Arnold Schwartzeneger
3) Gabriele Reese
4) Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi)
5) Ralph Maccio (Daniel San)

The Williams sisters. Take a year of tennis to become tri-geeks.

(1) The Olson Twins on a tandem
(2) The Williams siters on a tandem
(3) Edwin Moses (remember him, the hurdler?)
(4) Any jackass jounalist that's written a deriding article against cyclists in the last year
(5) Janet Reno (no reason)

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W. he's already a pretty accomplished runner. it'd be fun to see the SS tag along throughout the race (imagine trying to protect him in the swim!!!)

How about that guy from the Jackass TV show?

my Wife because that would mean she was recovered from 5 knee surgeries and was having fun racing again [and kicking my butt again].

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Yup, Johnny Knoxville, my No. 1 choice.
2. Anna Nicole Smith
3. Ozzie Osborne and his kids (in an Ironman, the sound bites would be unreal)
4. Yau Ming (do they make wet suits for a guy 7-5?)
5. Uma Thurman

w is an accomplished runner?

you get fast chasing the cash :-)

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G-Dub is pretty fast! I can't remember his specific times, but I was impressed that our president could beat a lot of people in the shorter races...

1) I second the suggestion that every idot hack who's published a derisive article about tri-geeks or cyclists in the past year should join us for a race. We'll then see who's a "real athlete" and who's not.

2) My ex-girlfriend's mom (she's hot!)

3) My master's coach (she's hot too!)

4) Ally Landry, the Doritos girl (someone told me that she's engaged to "Slater" from Saved by the Bell, but I absolutely refuse to believe it.)

5) Leanne Tweeden, from Fox Sports' show, "Bluetortch." That girl's smokin' and she's a great athlete too...

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How about that blonde from the Bailey's Irish Cream commercial? Can't find out who she is but... wow.

From Runners World:

Fast Pace For President Bush in Three Mile Race
President George W. Bush ran 20:29 for three miles at Fort McNair Military Park near Washington, D.C. on Saturday, and while it wasn't the sub-20 minute time he was hoping for, the nearly 56-year-old Chief Executive ran arguably the best race of his life.

Accompanied most of the way by long-time friend and Runner's World Footwear Editor Paul Carrozza of Austin, Bush finished in the top ten percent of about 300 runners and averaged just under 6:50 per mile.

yep, runs sub 8's. not bad considering the lack of free time he must have.

I'd like to see some Kenyan's, like Paul Tergat, give it a shot. Also Melissa Stark from Monday Night Football. It'd be entertaining to see Martha Stewart too.

Zeke

W. runs 7 minute miles, I believe. Somewhere really close to that anyway.

ewww, she's nasty with a capitol "e". Try the St. Pauli Girl.... (Formerly PMOY Heather Kozar)

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The Tri Shop.com

team
Ian Thorpe for the swim
Lance for the bike
and Gebreselassie on the run (ok Kannouchi is faster -for the moment- but Gebre's style is awesome)
IM in what? 6h30'? (38'-3h56'-2h6')?

Can we please start seeing links to webpages for the ladies specified? TIA... it is GREATLY appreciated. Be careful on the links though. the systems people at work block and track where i go.

1. lance

2.Newman from Seinfeld

3.Cosmo Kramer

4.Hincapie

5.lance

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>>>: Can we please start seeing links to webpages for the ladies specified? TIA... it is GREATLY appreciated. Be careful on the links though. the systems people at work block and track where i go. <<<

Way ahead of you - but the bailey's site was down for an upgrade.

Though in W's case, the Secret Service does have a fair number of agents who were fishie types through school years. (including the obligatory recreational water polo background)

And though she's not a 'name' like others mentioned here, one of my old college professors has a daughter who's an athlete at U of Michigan these days. As a freshman, she swam a 23.9 50 yd free for the Wolverines, then turned in a 2:08 800 meters not too long after that at the Big 10 track championships. Might be worth USA triathlon's time to get in touch with her her senior year to see if she's interested in giving triathlon a try since there seems to be a world of potential there.

1. lance
2. chem teacher - for saying that triathlons get people no where in life
3. sister
4. anyone from jackass
5. bush

People I'd like to see.....hmmmmmm

1. Every beer-guzzlin, real-tree wearin, pickup-drivin redneck

2. Every overweight, McD chowin, minivan/SUV drivin soccermom/dad

3. Every black garbed, make-up wearin, goth lookin "it"

4. Every chubby, cheezypoof eatin, gameboy crazed kid

5. Every congressman/senator in the U.S. (Federal AND state)

Maybe then we'd start gettin some respect from those who share our road with us!

But that's just me....

I'd have to say my School's Athletic director. He views Track and Cross COuntry as the "Unimportant Sports". He also strangely resembles Mario from the Mario Bros.

And of course myself, as an X dorrito scarfing Video Game Crazed Zombie.

(8 months without touching a video game system :) )