You really don't get it, do you?
People are responding with mockery, because in general the term "crack pipe" isn't particularly offensive. Yes, a small subset of people may find it offensive because it is associated with a horrible epidemic, (earlier in the thread you yourself used the term "so-called" epidemic, which is far more offensive in my eyes than referring to a bicycle toolbox item by a name commonly associated with illegal drugs, but I digress). But the term has never, to my knowledge, been used to denigrate drug addicts, its just a description of a piece of drug paraphernalia (sp?). It hasn't been used in an offensive manner, and as such, in my eyes anyway, isn't really offensive.
That said, if we were having a private conversation and you said that you didn't want me to use that term, I would try to accommodate your request since I'm not a dick, in the same way that I don't swear around my parents or my children. Swearing may be crude, but isn't necessarily offensive, there are lots of instances where someone can swear and not offend anyone. But I'm not going to try and say that no-one should ever swear ever, since someone might be offended somewhere. That's trying to impose my will upon everyone else.
As for "popping one's cherry", that just isn't really offensive. It may be crude, but truly offensive? It's slang for losing one's virginity, and IMO, its trying too hard to find something to be offended about. I mean, back in the '70's all-girl punk band the Runaways had their hit song "Cherry Bomb". You can probably find all kinds of things to be offended about just in the name of the band and the title of the song, let alone the lyrics, especially since they were intentionally edgy for the time. Or, you can just enjoy the music.
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