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Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better..
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then women.

1. Bicycles don't pregnant.
2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.
3. Bicycles don't have parents.
4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.
6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.
7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.
9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're never going to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.
17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated.
20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.

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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [sniper100] [ In reply to ]
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you don't get laid much do you?

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then women.

1. Bicycles don't pregnant.
2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.
3. Bicycles don't have parents.
4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.
6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.
7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.
9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're never going to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.
17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated.
20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.


Tim
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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [twinracer2] [ In reply to ]
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Hell, getting laid is easy, tolerating them once it's over is the hard part.

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Last edited by: thetodd: Dec 14, 10 8:03
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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [sniper100] [ In reply to ]
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you forgot

'You can ride hard and but away wet'
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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [sniper100] [ In reply to ]
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Only 20? At the risk of getting all my female friends upset, here you go...

My bike doesn’t make me have a garage sale.
I can ride my bike whenever I want to.
I don’t have to ride my bike if I don’t want to.
I don’t have to pretend I enjoy riding my bike.
If my bike gets too heavy, I can take off some parts.
I can ride my friend’s bike.
My bike doesn’t have a mother. Or a sister that doesn’t like me.
My bike doesn’t care if I have another bike.
My bike always wants to go where I want to go
I can get rid of my bike. I can trade my old bike for a newer bike.
I only have to pay for my bike once.
My bike doesn’t care if I l leave my bike shoes lying around.
My bike doesn’t snore.
I can upgrade my bike. If my bike doesn't look good, I can paint it or get better parts.
My bike is ready when I am. My bike doesn’t take an hour to get ready to ride.
Bikes don't get pregnant. Or moody. Or bloated. Or…..
I can ride my bike any time of the month.
My bike doesn't whine unless something is really wrong.
My bike doesn't care how many other bikes I've ridden.
My bike doesn’t compare itself to other bikes.
My bikes doesn't care how many other bikes I have.
My bike doesn't care if I look at other bikes.
My bike doesn’t care if I look at bike magazines.
I’ll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new bike" unless I go out and buy one myself.
If my bike is too loose, I can tighten it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bike.
If you say bad things to your bike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
I can ride my bike as long as I want and it won't get sore.
I can stop riding my bike as soon as I want and it won't get frustrated.
My bike doesn’t get headaches.
Bikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
My bike never wants a night out with the other bikes.
My bike doesn’t care if I’m late.
I don't have to take a shower before I ride my bike.
You can ride your bike the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
When in mixed company, you can brag about what a great ride you had the last time you rode your bike.

If you say bad things to your bike, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
My bike sets quietly in the corner until I’m ready to ride it.
My bike will never want me to take pottery lessons. Or dance lessons.
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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [Cufe] [ In reply to ]
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I can smash my bike into the roof of the garage and it will only cost me $1500 for crash replacement.
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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [sniper100] [ In reply to ]
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my bike does not comment when i try to ride it in public.
 
my bike does not comment when i inquire about getting its tubes tied.
 
my bike does not comment when i pick it up to see if it is getting heavier.
 
my bike does not comment when i try to take pictures of its undercarriage for later reference.
 
my bike does not comment when i get up close and inspect the rear end of other bikes.
 
my bike does not comment when i try to plug up all it's openings for improved performance.
 
my bike does not comment when i try to ride it for more than 90' without getting up.
 
my bike does not comment when i am sitting on it and yell "rodeo!"
 
my bike does not comment when i try to take pix of myself sitting on it, and post them to ST for advice on positioning my hips.

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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [sniper100] [ In reply to ]
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then women.

1. Bicycles don't pregnant.
2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.
3. Bicycles don't have parents.
4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.
6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.
7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.
9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're never going to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.
17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated.
20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.

Racist
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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [orphious] [ In reply to ]
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Oh please.

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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [sniper100] [ In reply to ]
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pushing the seat back to the "slam position" doesn't require a diamond tennis bracelet and earrings

Great things never come from comfort zones.
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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [sniper100] [ In reply to ]
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I can rewire my bike so that it works better
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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [Barry S.] [ In reply to ]
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LOL!

I can pee on my bike anytime I want to.

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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [yme] [ In reply to ]
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"but away wet" You like it there huh.....................Now "put away wet". I guess you do not know how to finish. It starts out wet, gets wetter...........................When done, she's drying out;)
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Re: Top 20 reasons my bicycle is better.. [sniper100] [ In reply to ]
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then women.

1. Bicycles don't pregnant.
2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.
3. Bicycles don't have parents.
4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.
6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.
7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.
9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're never going to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.
17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated.
20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.




I believe it would be "than" women. How about 20 reasons why an education is better than a man? ;)
Last edited by: rivezzo: Dec 14, 10 12:56
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