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Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper?
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Confession - no matter how hard I try I can’t piss myself... it’s disappointing I know!

Which one piece kit provides a low zipper to help a brotha out?!
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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Not really a low zipper, but the design of the Castelli San Remo makes it pretty easy for guys to take a quick piss
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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DeSoto FliSuit wins this contest. https://www.desotosport.com/...ctions/mens-trisuits

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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [The GMAN] [ In reply to ]
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Orca trisuit should solve the problem https://www.orca.com/...rt-sleeve-race-suit/

I have same model in two pieces and it's perfect in my opinion.
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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The LG M2 suit and Scody's new offerings have the detachable zipper at the bottom design... I bet you could pee out of those, like bib shorts.

unicat141 wrote:
Confession - no matter how hard I try I can’t piss myself... it’s disappointing I know!

Which one piece kit provides a low zipper to help a brotha out?!

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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [The GMAN] [ In reply to ]
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The GMAN wrote:
DeSoto FliSuit wins this contest.https://www.desotosport.com/...ctions/mens-trisuits[/quote[/url]]

^^THIS

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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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Castelli Sanremo. They have a short sleeved and sleeveless option. Like the Orca, the zipper comes undone and you can spread the "jersey" part out and do your business very easily.
Last edited by: Bigbird: May 17, 19 6:03
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [Bigbird] [ In reply to ]
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Bigbird wrote:
Castelli Sanremo. They have a short sleeved and sleeveless option. Like the Orca, the zipper comes undone and you can spread the "jersey" part out and do your business very easily.

And neither of those solutions are anywhere near as good a solution as the DeSoto. Seriously, this isn’t even debatable given the OP’s question.

Favorite Gear: Dimond | Cadex | Desoto Sport | Hoka One One
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [Billabong] [ In reply to ]
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Billabong wrote:
The GMAN wrote:
DeSoto FliSuit wins this contest.https://www.desotosport.com/...ctions/mens-trisuits[/quote[/url]]

^^THIS

I 3rd this.
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [Vaulter] [ In reply to ]
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Vaulter wrote:
Billabong wrote:
The GMAN wrote:
DeSoto FliSuit wins this contest. https://www.desotosport.com/...ctions/mens-trisuits


^^THIS


I 3rd this.


Let me fix the quoting.

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Last edited by: The GMAN: May 17, 19 6:18
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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1. DeSoto flisuit
2. Orca
3. Pee on yourself
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [Scottxs] [ In reply to ]
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Scottxs wrote:
1. DeSoto flisuit
2. Orca
3. Pee on yourself

4. 2XU

I mean by now 50% of all tri suit are made so that you can pee in an instant.
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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Desoto Flisuit.
Simple.

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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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You have to practice it. I couldn't do it either, but if you go out for a 6hr bike ride I think eventually you will have to let go :) The first time is the worst. Then it gets reeeeeeeeally good.
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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The key is to stand up on the bike when you do it. Just make sure you don't wear socks on the bike, they'll get soaked. Also it's best to plan your pee sessions just prior to aid stations so you can use the first water battle to wash up.

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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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Kiwami Spider LD.. cant get much easier.

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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [The GMAN] [ In reply to ]
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Ahhhhhh- I see the hidden fly now on the Desoto. I was ignorant to that feature previously. I may try that suit now


The GMAN wrote:
Bigbird wrote:
Castelli Sanremo. They have a short sleeved and sleeveless option. Like the Orca, the zipper comes undone and you can spread the "jersey" part out and do your business very easily.

And neither of those solutions are anywhere near as good a solution as the DeSoto. Seriously, this isn’t even debatable given the OP’s question.
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [gregtay] [ In reply to ]
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gregtay wrote:
Kiwami Spider LD.. cant get much easier.

Except for the DeSoto suit. :-)

Favorite Gear: Dimond | Cadex | Desoto Sport | Hoka One One
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [The GMAN] [ In reply to ]
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Another vote for Desoto. I wear the tri fly bibs and they are perfect. Still piss on the bike though.
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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FWIW, have you tried going out the leg opening? Pull the shorts up at the leg instead of down at the waist...

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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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I'm not claiming to be hung or anything, but i just coast and lift up the bottom of my right leg kit/shorts, wip it out, straighten the right leg and shoot it over to the right. I usually slow down to about 6-7 mph, but just pick it back up again when i'm drained.
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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What do you mean by "no matter how hard I try I can’t piss myself"? Like you can't let it go unless you're off your bike and actually focused on peeing, whether in the restroom or bushes?

If so, I'd like to learn more tricks to relax and do it myself - sometimes it's easy and other times it takes forever and I basically just come to a complete stop by the time I'm peeing:(
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [fredly] [ In reply to ]
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fredly wrote:
FWIW, have you tried going out the leg opening? Pull the shorts up at the leg instead of down at the waist...

yes, exactly what fredly is saying. don't have the piss filled socks then.
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Re: Can’t piss myself - which one piece race kit has the lowest zipper? [unicat141] [ In reply to ]
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Pull up a leg.
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