Amy is the coolest columnist on Slowtwitch, and it has been a very long time sionce we have heard from her.

I want my dose of Amy White Laterne Rouge. I have waited for SIX LONG MONTHS!!!!!

We gotta make noise, those of us who are Amy's fans. I know there are more than four of us, aren't there?

AMY WHITE ROCKS!!!!!

I WANT MY AMY WHITE!!!!!