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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Jeff Vader] [ In reply to ]
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I have it...I got it! What you need to grow is moss and algae! This is perfect because you can use it as a floor covering. Also, on top of producing Oxygen, it will also produce Hydrogen - that you can collect and power your car with! And SO classy....just refer to it as "Land Coral"....

So, you cover the floor with algae and in that algae you plant a few philodendrons. They algae will be sure to keep the roots moist.

I would also remove the external vent drain from your sump pump and instead have the ground water go to a sprinkler system that is suspended from your ceiling much like the water sprayers in a grocery store.

I mean, this gets you super star Al Gore points!

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Bro Dull] [ In reply to ]
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All the links have been wiped. There's a group that posts information to the web, based somewhere near LaCrosse, but rumors say they've been silenced. And how about histoplasmosis? Spread by "bird droppings"... It's only been a major factor in the Ohio and Missouri River valleys since the government rolled out UAV's. I think they're working to expand the WI fungus with remote control drones. I hope I haven't said too much, but the word must be spread.

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Chip, for Rockford Illinois you are truly the metro-sexual male I have ever met (online). Most chicks should magnate to, nonetheless the Neiman Marcus designer 7 jeannes and pink bike. LOL. You friggen rock it out Chip. Mister as opposed to humidifier? Come on dude, WTF? HTFU and get to LP and lets see you at WhiteFace Climbs Friday 6am on the Pinky Pink Princess bike with the pink bento box. Even injured, a warrior your like you should be able to pull out a sub 1:00 WF climb.
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Jeff Vader] [ In reply to ]
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I must say, after a brief hiatus from slowtwitch, this is the second thread I've read and I cannot stop laughing my ass off. Thanks for reminding me why I originally got addicted to this place :)
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [lunchbox] [ In reply to ]
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Did you know that there is a fungus under the soil of Wisconsin, covering hundreds of square miles, and that it is the same organism? Is this merely the wonder of nature, or government experimentation gone horribly awry? Perhaps the government is breeding plants in the seed mills that will easily succomb to the WI fungus? Not sound like a rabble-rouser, but perhaps we should stock up on antifungals (by the pallet, I know people in commercial distribution) and find a suitable site for a freehold?
Its not just Wisconsin. Its spread throughout the upper mid-west and huge parts of Canada. Its international. Its the largest living organism on earth. I certainly believe that the government has something to do with it. Likely the Wister Institute too.
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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I have it...I got it! What you need to grow is moss and algae! This is perfect because you can use it as a floor covering. Also, on top of producing Oxygen, it will also produce Hydrogen - that you can collect and power your car with! And SO classy....just refer to it as "Land Coral"....

So, you cover the floor with algae and in that algae you plant a few philodendrons. They algae will be sure to keep the roots moist.

I would also remove the external vent drain from your sump pump and instead have the ground water go to a sprinkler system that is suspended from your ceiling much like the water sprayers in a grocery store.

I mean, this gets you super star Al Gore points!
This gets into dangerous territory. Are you considering the nightime spikes in CO2 emmissions?
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Jeff Vader] [ In reply to ]
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International?!?! I had a feeling the Trilateral Commission was involved. This certainly strengthens my convictions.

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [hammerheadny] [ In reply to ]
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Chip, for Rockford Illinois you are truly the metro-sexual male I have ever met (online). Most chicks should magnate to, nonetheless the Neiman Marcus designer 7 jeannes and pink bike. LOL. You friggen rock it out Chip. Mister as opposed to humidifier? Come on dude, WTF? HTFU and get to LP and lets see you at WhiteFace Climbs Friday 6am on the Pinky Pink Princess bike with the pink bento box. Even injured, a warrior your like you should be able to pull out a sub 1:00 WF climb.
Was he pulling my chain with the mister recommendation?
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [lunchbox] [ In reply to ]
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No we need the ST Resident resident MD doctor student Jodi to weigh in here. With the rotations we have all read about, heard about and lived through I feel like she can weigh the final vote on the "fern" debacle. BTW, I never understood when one may call themsleves a Physician/Doctor? Like a law student calling themselves and lawyer or a drinker calling themselves a drunk?
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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I have it...I got it! What you need to grow is moss and algae! This is perfect because you can use it as a floor covering. Also, on top of producing Oxygen, it will also produce Hydrogen - that you can collect and power your car with! And SO classy....just refer to it as "Land Coral"....

So, you cover the floor with algae and in that algae you plant a few philodendrons. They algae will be sure to keep the roots moist.

I would also remove the external vent drain from your sump pump and instead have the ground water go to a sprinkler system that is suspended from your ceiling much like the water sprayers in a grocery store.

I mean, this gets you super star Al Gore points!
At first I thought you were joking... cause it's such a crazy idea... and maybe you were joking... but the algae/moss idea is possibly or potentially doable. The main challenge to overcome IMO is having moist soil inside the house and the disease risk (not easy to wipe up a milk spill) and also the drainage situation. The moss would have to be kept in a semi-moist state which makes living on the floor covering a bit uncomfortable, and probably dangerous.

It would have to be a house designed from scratch. The main issue is that you would need so much energy to replicate outdoor conditions... that you would probably be still leaving a substantial carbon footprint.
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Jeff Vader] [ In reply to ]
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You did of course know that it was Nixon who used the North Korean made weather device to move the jet stream to be sure that the weather was proper to grow this "super fungi". For a few years the machine went unused as the jet stream stayed in check (I think however that was more do to the "earth tipper" that took the earth from 21 to 23 degrees shortly after WWII).

The weather device was last used by George Bush to steer hurricanes and crime ridden cities in Louisana.

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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You did of course know that it was Nixon who used the North Korean made weather device to move the jet stream to be sure that the weather was proper to grow this "super fungi". For a few years the machine went unused as the jet stream stayed in check (I think however that was more do to the "earth tipper" that took the earth from 21 to 23 degrees shortly after WWII).

The weather device was last used by George Bush to steer hurricanes and crime ridden cities in Louisana.
George W. or H.W.?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDMyArnIdzY

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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You did of course know that it was Nixon who used the North Korean made weather device to move the jet stream to be sure that the weather was proper to grow this "super fungi". For a few years the machine went unused as the jet stream stayed in check (I think however that was more do to the "earth tipper" that took the earth from 21 to 23 degrees shortly after WWII).

The weather device was last used by George Bush to steer hurricanes and crime ridden cities in Louisana.
How do you know this!?!? You live right across the border from WI. Are you there to monitor progress? You bastards better not come after me! I took the fillings out- you can't track me!

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [lunchbox] [ In reply to ]
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Fillings? Bah!

Remember that night you got all drunked up on your snowmobile...that "dream" you had about aliens and the anal probe....




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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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You did of course know that it was Nixon who used the North Korean made weather device to move the jet stream to be sure that the weather was proper to grow this "super fungi". For a few years the machine went unused as the jet stream stayed in check (I think however that was more do to the "earth tipper" that took the earth from 21 to 23 degrees shortly after WWII).

The weather device was last used by George Bush to steer hurricanes and crime ridden cities in Louisana.
You know...the thing that always made me suspicious when Hurricane Katrina was on the Weather Channel heading towards the Gulf Coast was that they were forecasting the hurricane was going to hit the New Orleans area like four days in advance... and it barely changed path on it's predicted bullseye track. And nothing really happened by the government to prepare until it was too late. It would make sense that the government knew in advance and had something to do with it.

Having said that... the idea that the US government has a device that can control weather is very hard to imagine. I understand chaos theory, that a butterfly farting in China can cause hurricanes in the Atlantic... but those effects are all random. To be able to control weather would require something almost unimaginable in force and energy. I don't think it's possible... but I wouldn't be too surprised if it existed... given the evidence you've shown and that where there is smoke... there is usually a fire.
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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I've been in therapy for that dream. The probe was not the worst aspect. The terrifying part was that it was performed by Wookies wearing Richard Simmons and Ellen DeGeneres masks.

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [lunchbox] [ In reply to ]
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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LOL. Record10Carbon.

I guess we've veered somewhat off the subject of ferns.
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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Nice try, G-man. I know they'll triangulate me if I use the phones.

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [lunchbox] [ In reply to ]
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Even with the full moon you wont see or hear the black helicopters.....



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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Record10Carbon] [ In reply to ]
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I'll go for a helicopter ride as long as I can wear a helmet and spit tray...

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [CliffC] [ In reply to ]
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In case anyone is confused I changed my username from Bro Dull. I didn't like the former one as it had connotations that I was dull. Also in PMing with Matt (learn) here, I realized that there is no real reason to be super paranoid about anonymity etc.
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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Cliff] [ In reply to ]
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I just sold your identity to a Mexican family who are going to purchase an over priced home near mine.

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Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Cliff] [ In reply to ]
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I didn't realize that genetic alteration was going on in the wholesale sources for nurseries. I am totally against this too. Very passionately against it. If you are interested in doing something about this together, that will hurt these plant mills somehow, you can send me a private message.[/reply] Of course it is going on, has been since the 60's. They are also inciting us to mix our genes more liberally. You can muddy the waters of plants and humans all you want. I for one have saved some genetic material in my freezer to help re-populate once it has all gone down. If you believe your genes are pure, I suggest saving some of yours in the freezer. Use a metal container, and be sure to use rubber gloves throughout the process.
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