"They call me Mr. Tibbs"

Ranked a respectable 16th.

"It puts the lotion on its' skin"

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I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

"You found me beautiful once." "Honey, you got real ugly."

That's a classic. Bruce Campbell: One of this generation's most under-appreciated actors.

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We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it is dark, and we are wearing sunglasses....

or



my own brother picks me up from prison in a police car

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

My other choices from that classic Film Noir would have been:

"It's ok, ma'am - we're musicians"

"We're on a mission from God"

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, please don't fail us now!"

"Orange whip? Orange whip? We'll have three orange whips"

and unfortunately I don't remember it verbatum, but the whole line of excuses he gives for why he stood up Carrie Fisher - just classic.

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float , hammer , and jog

"are either of you two... homosexual?"

"you mean like flaming?"



"and don't call me Shirley!"

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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

"No, but we're willing to learn."

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I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

Great movie. One of my all-time faves. Great lines.

"How much for the little girl? Your women... I want to buy your women!""
"Chicken wire?"
"Oh we've got both types... country and western!"

Or, this exchange between Matt "Guitar" Murphy and his "ol' lady" (Aretha Franklin)

• "We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants."
• "Say what?"
• "The tall one wants... dry white toast."
• "Elwood?"
• "The other one wants... four whole fried chickens and a Coke."
• "Jake! Shit! The Blues Brothers!"

I could go all day with this.

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?

John Winger: You mean like flaming? Or part time?

Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.

Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn

John Winger: Would they send us somplace special for that?

"looks like i picked the wrong day to stop sniffin' glue!"



-"we need to get these people to a hospital, FAST!"

-"a hospital..Doctor, what is it?"

-"it's a large white building where sick people go, but that's not important right now."

thanks for clearing that up.

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I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

Granted that many of these quotes offered are also great... I agree with "frankly, dear, I don't give a damn" as the all-time best line in cinema history.

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The Dude abides.

What about Tom D's favorite:

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"Sarah Conner, is she here?"

"Ya ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Guess I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

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king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW

thank you for clearing that up. it was killing me as I read through the list of posts. i would have had to clarify it as well.

i thought i'd add another. a bit obscure. the movie was merely amusing.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the bar room wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?"



"Yessir, the check is in the mail."



Burns

Gary: Okay, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really. Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Can't believe I am quoting Team America World Police, but that had some great one-liners.

 

Big Trouble in Little China was a classic. Its all in the reflexes....

"Son, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

"They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say - let 'em crash!"

I think Airplane may be the most 'quote dense' movie of all time ;-)

But Stripes is a good one too...

"Lighten up, Francis."

And others...

'It's a sad day when folks be throwing out a perfectly good white boy"

"Whatinthefuck is a Chinese downhill?"

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float , hammer , and jog

"I am gonna take the right side of this foot, and put it on the left side of your head, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it"

Billy Jack

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Jim

**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*

Where's Big Duke Six when you need him?

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like.. victory."

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"When will i learn, people do not want to hurt but will spend $500.00 bucks to go four seconds faster." - randall t

How about:


"Charlie don't surf"

And "If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this beach"