Well Boys and Girls the time has come. Football Mom has passed the torch to me to start this years annual Chistmas party. The Party goes from now to New Years Eve so check in as often as you like.
Once again the setting is a beautiful chalet high in the Rockies. Given the recent blizzard it will be a challenge to get here but all are invited.
The first ones to arrive at the party are Monty and Slowman. Now that they have aged up to the 50+ "masters" AG they wake up at 4:30am everyday and talk about what early bird specials they are going to hit that night. It was just natural for them to be the first ones here. After showing their AARP cards to the doorman they are let in to get the party started.
Jim has assumed his position by the door. His main job is keeping the riff raff like swimfan and startmeup out. This is proving more and more difficult as swimfan has invented a new tool to help with his trolling. The screen name generator. It not only gives him an unlimited amount of troll screen names, but randomly changes his IP so it is more and more difficult for Slowman to track him.
After abstaining from last years Christmas party Francois has made his appearance. He decided to run all the way from Texas to the party. He mentioned that it really wasn't that long of a run, just 650 miles, no biggie. Many folks are glad to have him back, we really needed an elf last year.
Ted McGregor arrives in a blaze of glory, dispite his recent fight he is looking very hot. He is sporting the latest underwear from Fruit of the Loom, and the girls are absolutely losing it. KEJ and Jodi are seen quivering in the corner once Ted gets on the dance floor and starts showing off his moves.
Not to be outdone by Ted McGregor, KJGrog is next to arrive. He is wearing his patented Ziebart speedo, with support hose. When he walks in the door with his six pack of Natural Light, the music comes to a screeching halt. Everyone looks at him and he just replies "What?"
BottomFeeder is next to arrive with his new frenchie girlfriend. Despite the hairy armpits she is acually kind of cute. For some reason BottomFeeder keeps her away from jonnyo, I think she doesn't speak very good english and he is afraid jonnyo will swoop in with his french pick up lines and steal BottomFeeder's womens.
Next to enter is Paulo, his alter ego smartasscoach, Sergio and Klep. Now that Sergio has hit the big time he is very careful with what he eats and drinks at the party. His doping contol officer desert dude is there to protect him from any suppliments or energy drinks that may cause The Sergio a problem in the future. Klep is quickly pulled aside by criekert, and asked to help him with his website. Klep politely declines as that image is to far gone for even Klep to repair.
more to come....
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Striving to have sex more than 66 times per year
Once again the setting is a beautiful chalet high in the Rockies. Given the recent blizzard it will be a challenge to get here but all are invited.
The first ones to arrive at the party are Monty and Slowman. Now that they have aged up to the 50+ "masters" AG they wake up at 4:30am everyday and talk about what early bird specials they are going to hit that night. It was just natural for them to be the first ones here. After showing their AARP cards to the doorman they are let in to get the party started.
Jim has assumed his position by the door. His main job is keeping the riff raff like swimfan and startmeup out. This is proving more and more difficult as swimfan has invented a new tool to help with his trolling. The screen name generator. It not only gives him an unlimited amount of troll screen names, but randomly changes his IP so it is more and more difficult for Slowman to track him.
After abstaining from last years Christmas party Francois has made his appearance. He decided to run all the way from Texas to the party. He mentioned that it really wasn't that long of a run, just 650 miles, no biggie. Many folks are glad to have him back, we really needed an elf last year.
Ted McGregor arrives in a blaze of glory, dispite his recent fight he is looking very hot. He is sporting the latest underwear from Fruit of the Loom, and the girls are absolutely losing it. KEJ and Jodi are seen quivering in the corner once Ted gets on the dance floor and starts showing off his moves.
Not to be outdone by Ted McGregor, KJGrog is next to arrive. He is wearing his patented Ziebart speedo, with support hose. When he walks in the door with his six pack of Natural Light, the music comes to a screeching halt. Everyone looks at him and he just replies "What?"
BottomFeeder is next to arrive with his new frenchie girlfriend. Despite the hairy armpits she is acually kind of cute. For some reason BottomFeeder keeps her away from jonnyo, I think she doesn't speak very good english and he is afraid jonnyo will swoop in with his french pick up lines and steal BottomFeeder's womens.
Next to enter is Paulo, his alter ego smartasscoach, Sergio and Klep. Now that Sergio has hit the big time he is very careful with what he eats and drinks at the party. His doping contol officer desert dude is there to protect him from any suppliments or energy drinks that may cause The Sergio a problem in the future. Klep is quickly pulled aside by criekert, and asked to help him with his website. Klep politely declines as that image is to far gone for even Klep to repair.
more to come....
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Striving to have sex more than 66 times per year
