Did any of them express concerns about your spelling and grammar?

Wow someone is a little grumpy bum today....need a hug, or does being a tosser on line give you all the warm and fuzzies you need?

So, why AREN'T you ripped?

(asking for a friend's wife)

I’m not fat, I’m just big boned!

I thought we were going to talk about that feeling after you run, and you are in the car on the way home, and have to sh*t super bad, but are not sure if you are going to make it and start to panic a little bit. Then it subsides. Then you hit a stoplight and it comes back full swing and you start to sweat because it is coming down to the wire. Then you finally make it home and strip as you run to the toilet. Sit down as it is on its way out. Then have to jump in the shower right after because there is no way to clean up what you just did except for getting hosed down in the shower.


but ya your feeling is cool too i guess

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Yeah, I think he's dieting to much, lost too much weight and is training too much... Said so in the OP...

You're looking strong, have you been going to the gym?

No I'm just injured and havent worked out in a month.

This is a lie. Triathletes don't have friends.

Are you following me? That is exactly what I just experienced. Now as I quit laughing to get off the toilet to get hosed down- thanks for making me not feel so alone in these code brown moments. 😂
Too funny

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"There are no problems in life, just many leadership and learning opportunities." SED

Serious question, what do you do if you're in this state and a cop pulls you over? "Excuse me officer, I cannot control what is about to happen to the interior of my car"

You still have 10 lbs to lose

Ha ha. ...glad I am not the only one


Edit I responded before reading entire thread. This whole thing is awesome

Funny, I had similar thoughts yesterday. I was at a client meeting yesterday and they had these amazing donuts. I didn't partake. Not because I didn't want a donut, but because I had eaten breakfast on my ride to the meeting so I wasn't hungry. An attorney there made a joke about me being skinny and a coworker said, "he runs a lot". A conversation ensued among all these fat people in the room about how bad running is for you.

Why is it always the fat people who seem to have this information?

A lot of my non-athlete friends seem to get confused between overdoing it and simply doing it.

Oh that's good. I'll use that.