Hello everyone. Do you have a second to let me share my special motivational message with you?
One time my Uncle Maxxis, world famous tire salesmen came up to me and said "Hubcap, things get used then we get tired of them, But sometimes them things is still good."
With this wisdom in mind I have came up with Team Secondhand racing. The idea came to mind during the latest rash of is Mr. Tibbs nuts posting. There are two groups. Those who hate me and those who stay on the other side of the room. So I figured, what the heck is there to loose?
Have you ever lusted after a new toy? Wanted it real bad. Bought it. Put it on. It was everything that old thing wasn't? Of course you have! New stuff is wonderful. Did ever turn too throw away the old thing and say, "Hey this is still good? Why am I throwing it away?" You put it on a shelf and it just turns into a dust collector? Of course you have! Has your wife ever given you a rash of shit about all the crap in the garage? Your damn right she has! Allow me help.
You see I am broke. At the same time I have no pride. So I said to myself "Self. What do you have going for you?" To which I answered myself. "A great ass and the power of imagination." So I imagined myself sponsored. By the good people of the world.
So I am accepting new or used goods. Not picky. Not picky at all. If you got a dumamaflatchy sitting around the garage and you just don't know what to do with it send me message and I'll see if it will fit in the team quiver. Then you throw it in whatever box you have slap my digits on it and when you get around to it send to me COD. Minimal expense to you and maximum satisfaction to your soul.
As we say here at Team Secondhand Racing...
"We ain't too proud to beg!"
Let the flames begin!
customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.
One time my Uncle Maxxis, world famous tire salesmen came up to me and said "Hubcap, things get used then we get tired of them, But sometimes them things is still good."
With this wisdom in mind I have came up with Team Secondhand racing. The idea came to mind during the latest rash of is Mr. Tibbs nuts posting. There are two groups. Those who hate me and those who stay on the other side of the room. So I figured, what the heck is there to loose?
Have you ever lusted after a new toy? Wanted it real bad. Bought it. Put it on. It was everything that old thing wasn't? Of course you have! New stuff is wonderful. Did ever turn too throw away the old thing and say, "Hey this is still good? Why am I throwing it away?" You put it on a shelf and it just turns into a dust collector? Of course you have! Has your wife ever given you a rash of shit about all the crap in the garage? Your damn right she has! Allow me help.
You see I am broke. At the same time I have no pride. So I said to myself "Self. What do you have going for you?" To which I answered myself. "A great ass and the power of imagination." So I imagined myself sponsored. By the good people of the world.
So I am accepting new or used goods. Not picky. Not picky at all. If you got a dumamaflatchy sitting around the garage and you just don't know what to do with it send me message and I'll see if it will fit in the team quiver. Then you throw it in whatever box you have slap my digits on it and when you get around to it send to me COD. Minimal expense to you and maximum satisfaction to your soul.
As we say here at Team Secondhand Racing...
"We ain't too proud to beg!"
Let the flames begin!
customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.