You should just used to the shame. I really can't think of anything that makes me faster that I wouldn't wear, though that POC Tempor helmet that looks like you are wearing a Stingray on your head is close. Good thing I couldn't find one of those to test when I went to the Wind tunnel.
That's the one I was thinking about. Now that I think about it, didn't MTN (can't think of his real name) just set his National hour record wearing one of those? They look better at 52 kph.