Wheels in wheel bags. Pedals off. Place frame in bag upside down so the saddle takes the weight instead of chainring. Aerobars off. Rotate handlebars downwards. throw in some bubble-wrap/padding. Keep fingers crossed.

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"Language most shows a man: Speak, that I may see thee. It springs out of the most retired and inmost parts of us, and is the image of the parents of it, the mind. No glass so mirrors a man's form or likeness so true as his speech." - Ben Jonson, Timber, or Discoveries made upon Men and Matter.