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Well. I haven’t swam. Went from intolerable air quality for a week to verified and very active shark sightings for a week to now having stitches on my face and am dry until the 10th. What a way to lose swim fitness.
What happened that required stitches, you say? Oh. Shark attack. By a very geriatric one-dull-toothed shark.... I’ve been trying to spin that story but nobody seems to buy it. Ok. Fine. I was trying to fix the parking break in my truck and it whapped me square between my eyes. I knew it would whap me. And it did. Lame. I know. Two black eyes and stitches. Yay. Worse than goggle eyes.
I am extremely gullible, and you had me. Really.
9.6 mi easy run, 1300m easy swim (straight w/ some kicking and drills)
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD