These are so lame. Why is everyone sswitching to one piece tri-suits? It makes about as much sense as making a bike out of jello. When you switch to intigrated tri-suits You are left with few options to switch and mix/match. They are horrible and should all be dropped.
Why am I so angry? Whatever happened to the two piece tri suit? They were the gear of real Triathletes. Not afraid to show off their belly buttons. And ladies, do you really want to be running around in some off color one piece that looks like a slug in slow motion? Break free, Everyone, return tothose glorious mis-matched bottoms and tops. Yellow jersies, and bright red bottoms. Turn some heads going blue butt, and green singlet.
These one-piece are all a conspiracy by manufacturers/ they want you to buy a one-piece and then rip it in your wetsuit, then you have to buy a whole new one piece. Maybe if they were to promise that they'd replace it and include a new wetsuit I might change my mind. But until then, fluant the gut, parade those thighs, and occasionally flash that crevice.
(Offered all in some sort of humor, because I'm really, really board.)
Why am I so angry? Whatever happened to the two piece tri suit? They were the gear of real Triathletes. Not afraid to show off their belly buttons. And ladies, do you really want to be running around in some off color one piece that looks like a slug in slow motion? Break free, Everyone, return tothose glorious mis-matched bottoms and tops. Yellow jersies, and bright red bottoms. Turn some heads going blue butt, and green singlet.
These one-piece are all a conspiracy by manufacturers/ they want you to buy a one-piece and then rip it in your wetsuit, then you have to buy a whole new one piece. Maybe if they were to promise that they'd replace it and include a new wetsuit I might change my mind. But until then, fluant the gut, parade those thighs, and occasionally flash that crevice.
(Offered all in some sort of humor, because I'm really, really board.)