Jonnyo's new found motivation

Sep 10, 06 12:13

Post #1 of 22 (4258 views)

So Jonnyo was watching the US Open Women's final and asked:

"Do you think that if I won Hawaii, I could have a chance to date Maria Sharapova?"

We both thought that if he won Hawaii he could have a shot, so he has found new motivation to train for Hawaii: a date with Maria! :-D

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 12:17

Post #2 of 22 (4245 views)

But the real ? is did that motivate him to get off the floor and off to the pool?

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Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [desert dude] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 12:21

Post #3 of 22 (4233 views)

I just checked Peter Reid's program on Triathlete Magazine, no swim today ;-)

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 13:29

Post #4 of 22 (4167 views)

Peter is not dating Ms. Sharapova either. I'd say Ted McGregor has a better chance even if he dnf's every race (sorry Ted, you need some real luck at races...) :-(

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [devashish paul] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 13:33

Post #5 of 22 (4152 views)

I've heard DNF'ing has little or no effect on one's chances of getting laid.

Lewis

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [devashish paul] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 13:43

Post #6 of 22 (4127 views)

well well well....everytime i go out of the appartement for a workout and let paulo alone....he always do silly stuff.....now everyone will now about my plan on dating maria......

and yep...desert dude.....i been good at doing the training.. and if i dont...paulo quickly reminde me that i m fat and need to lose wait....

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Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [Lactic Achole] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:38

Post #7 of 22 (4081 views)

<< I've heard DNF'ing has little or no effect on one's chances of getting laid >>

I think Ted could race in a chicken suit, DNF, and then still get some pooty ;-)

(Of course, he can have BottomFeeder and/or R10C pretty much wherever and whenever he wants, so that does increase the odds a bit for him ;-)

float , hammer , and jog

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:42

Post #8 of 22 (4065 views)

she is pretty freaking hot

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [jern] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:46

Post #9 of 22 (4060 views)

No shit... and let's get back to the topic here, looks like the closet people are taking over this thread.

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:50

Post #10 of 22 (4044 views)

If Jonnyo wants to bang Maria S. I think he'd better learn to sing or play guitar or play hoops or hockey or soccer or something.

Winning Kona doesn't even rate on the celebrity who's who list of accomplishments.

float , hammer , and jog

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [devashish paul] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:52

Post #11 of 22 (4041 views)

my last race in ottawa was pretty top. regardless of a tubular flat with 15k left to go.

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Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [Murphy'sLaw] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:52

Post #12 of 22 (4041 views)

In Reply To:

If Jonnyo wants to bang Maria S. I think he'd better learn to sing or play guitar or play hoops or hockey or soccer or something.

Oh, nothing like that... Jonnyo wants to make love to Maria...

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [Murphy'sLaw] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:52

Post #13 of 22 (4036 views)

hummm...first.....dont say bang...it s rude.....second.....learning to speak to women will give better results in life!!!!

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Last edited by: jonnyo: Sep 10, 06 14:54

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:54

Post #14 of 22 (4028 views)

i think jonnyo should challenge her to a tennis match. that would be awesome.

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Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [jonnyo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:57

Post #15 of 22 (4017 views)

I guess this was for you. She knew you were watching her! ;-)

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Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [jonnyo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 14:58

Post #16 of 22 (4015 views)

<< learn to speak to women you will go farter in life!!!! >>

I'm married. w/ a kid. You?

Yes, I go farter all the time now. Don't even have to leave the room ;-)

(I blame it on the dog)

OK, If Jonnyo wants to make sweet, passionate, romantic love w/ Maria S, I think he'll need a new occupation or avcocation, cuz 'fast tri dude' rates lower than an also-ran on Survivor in terms of publicity.

Now, if his goal was nailing Paris Hilton, he'd pretty much just need to be somewhere in her vicinity late enough at nite, and he'd be in like Flynn.

float , hammer , and jog

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [sedi] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 15:03

Post #17 of 22 (4004 views)

wow!!!!!! thank you..... yeah...she knew for sure i was watching!!!! so i heard you are coming to kona!!!!!! will be nice to catch up with you!!!! if you need any mechanic done on your bike....i will be happy to do it myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan Caron / Professional Coach / ironman champions / age group world champions
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Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 15:06

Post #18 of 22 (3990 views)

I heard that she doesnt date "white" white men....... ;-)

Kevin

Last edited by: flying wombat: Sep 10, 06 15:15

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [jonnyo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 15:06

Post #19 of 22 (3990 views)

jonnyo is a chick magnet, although I heard that while at IMC he was a turning them down.

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Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [desert dude] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 15:08

Post #20 of 22 (3983 views)

I heard that too... insane...

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [jern] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 15:10

Post #21 of 22 (3977 views)

I'll take Kornikova anyday even though she has no game...

Re: Jonnyo's new found motivation [jonnyo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 10, 06 15:24

Post #22 of 22 (3953 views)

Stay away from my bike...pleeeeeeeeease!!!!
Otherwise I'll have to publish the photo showing your mechanic skills... ;-)

I'm counting the weeks...only 5 left...

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