Job ad

Sep 20, 07 20:07

Post #1 of 25 (6586 views)

Team HTFU is looking for female athletes to be part of its apparel testing department. Candidates must be extremely motivated and task-oriented. The capacity to HTFU when confronted with the rigors of apparel testing cannot be overstated.

Requirements include, but are not limited to:

- Ample ability to fill the panties featured below.

Applicants should contact HTFU's Director for Apparel Testing, jonnyo.

Last edited by: Paulo: Sep 20, 07 20:11

Re: Job ad [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 20:16

Post #2 of 25 (6556 views)

you would bet more applicants with a thong.

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Re: Job ad [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 21:17

Post #3 of 25 (6445 views)

In Reply To:

Requirements include, but are not limited to:

- Ample ability to fill the panties featured below.[/quote] I'd definitely add 'female' in there...

btw, thanks for asking but they're 2 in too big in the waist according to my measurements. and they don't match my bike.

Re: Job ad [austin79] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 21:26

Post #4 of 25 (6420 views)

I had always figured that you wore a thong, guess I was wrong, my bad.

Re: Job ad [IRONLOBO] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 21:36

Post #5 of 25 (6395 views)

I will neither confirm nor deny that. Jonnyo washed my laundry a few times when he was here, but don't go trying to get that information from him!

Re: Job ad [austin79] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 22:01

Post #6 of 25 (6360 views)

Um.... will I be on laundry duty next week? ;-)

I thought i was just hired to pack and move stuff? :)

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Re: Job ad [MarkyV] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 22:07

Post #7 of 25 (6349 views)

yes, you have moving duties...

jonny was on KP duty and laundry detail. i'm not sure i trust you with those things.

there's no such thing as a free ride around here!

Re: Job ad [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 22:11

Post #8 of 25 (6338 views)

Nice ad! I think one of you boys should wear the panties as a speedo to the pool and see what happens. I can send you some more panties (we've already gone this far) in a size small or even a thong although the letters would be really really small. You wouldn't take that personally would you?

Re: Job ad [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 22:15

Post #9 of 25 (6329 views)

That may just be my color!

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Re: Job ad [trailbait] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 22:15

Post #10 of 25 (6329 views)

If you send a size S thong with "HTFU" on the front and "Courtney" on the back, we might have use for it.

Re: Job ad [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 22:20

Post #11 of 25 (6319 views)

"Applicants should contact HTFU's Director for Apparel Testing, jonnyo. "
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Isn't Jonnyo a little busy training for some race next month? I would be more than happy to fill in for him while he tends to these other matters :)

Haim

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Re: Job ad [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 22:23

Post #12 of 25 (6312 views)

Do you know what a thong looks like Paulo? I don't think I can fit Courtney on the back. I'll send an HTFU thong and a "Courtney" hat, what color?

Re: Job ad [trailbait] [ In reply to ]

Sep 20, 07 22:57

Post #13 of 25 (6274 views)

Paulo has more than likely never seen a thong.

Re: Job ad [IRONLOBO] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 7:02

Post #14 of 25 (6091 views)

In Reply To:

Paulo has more than likely never seen a thong.

Well if that his the case here is somethng that will educate him and he should enjoy

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Re: Job ad [MarkyV] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 7:14

Post #15 of 25 (6029 views)

"I thought i was just hired to pack and move stuff? :)"

Tapering for Kona, I see...

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Re: Job ad [hasbeenswimmer] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 7:14

Post #16 of 25 (6024 views)

The fact that you knew where to find a picture like that is very, very, disturbing.

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

Re: Job ad [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 7:28

Post #17 of 25 (5970 views)

Nice panties, Paulo. I would have pegged you more as a lime green and orange kind of guy, but whatever floats your boat.

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Re: Job ad [hasbeenswimmer] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 7:36

Post #18 of 25 (5933 views)

i knew those photos would come back to haunt me!

Re: Job ad [etocaj] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 8:06

Post #19 of 25 (5842 views)

In Reply To:

The fact that you knew where to find a picture like that is very, very, disturbing.

Hey just type in Paulo and Thong into google and see what you get....

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Re: Job ad [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 9:01

Post #20 of 25 (5710 views)

I think they should say, "Not tonight honey, the ITU is one the tele".

Re: Job ad [ShawnF] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 15:33

Post #21 of 25 (5515 views)

Yeah it's called the Mayflower taper.

I figure it'll be worth some good ju-ju for the 13th?

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Re: Job ad [MarkyV] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 15:35

Post #22 of 25 (5507 views)

I promised you already - if you sleep on the same floor than jonnyo slept on, it will guarantee you a great race.

Re: Job ad [austin79] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 15:58

Post #23 of 25 (5460 views)

BUT YOU SOLD_ THE COUCH WITH THE SUPER DUPER MAGIC IM JU-JU!!!!!!! :(

Maybe if I sleep in LV on the floor and race well it will bring good ju-ju to your next guest too. :)

Passing it on down. :)

Less than a week to go!!!! :)

36 kona qualifiers 2006-'23 - 3 Kona Podiums - 4 OA IM AG wins - 5 IM AG wins - 18 70.3 AG wins
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Re: Job ad [MarkyV] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 16:05

Post #24 of 25 (5444 views)

technically, jonny took the mattress off the pull-out couch and put it on the floor... so I think it was the floor that was lucky.

Re: Job ad [austin79] [ In reply to ]

Sep 21, 07 16:19

Post #25 of 25 (5418 views)

Close enough for me!!!

I'll take all the help I can get. :)

36 kona qualifiers 2006-'23 - 3 Kona Podiums - 4 OA IM AG wins - 5 IM AG wins - 18 70.3 AG wins
I ka nana no a 'ike -- by observing, one learns | Kulia i ka nu'u -- strive for excellence
Garmin Glycogen Use App | Garmin Fat Use App

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