tinman wrote:
I gained a spot to 2021 70.3 WC St. George via the Ironman VR series recently. Ironman emailed me an active.com signup link which I completed (and paid!) so I'm in assuming its actually held.
Reminds me of a joke my father told me once....
Fella walks to church with his 3 legged Greyhound. Ties the dog up outside and opens the door looking around for the confessional box.
As the he walks over to repent his sins he notices a strange knocking coming from the box. Upon pulling back the curtain there is Father O'Reilly, trousers around his ankles, masturbating vigorously.
Father O'Reilly is so embarrassed he jumps up, apologising profusely and begs for forgiveness from the man. The sinner - thinking quickly offers to absolve Father O'Reilly of his own sins IF he agrees to purchase his 3 legged Greyhound for 200 Pounds.....
Later that evening Father O'Reilly walks into his local, The Golden Fleece, for his usual evening pint of stout. Upon walking into the bar with his newly acquired best friend who he'd called 'Flipflop', he enthusiastically explains to the barman he'd bought Flipflop for 200 pounds earlier that day.
To which the barman exclaims 'For the love of God Father - somebody must have seen you coming!"
:)
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