Jigsy wrote:
ericmulk wrote:
Velocibuddha wrote:
Midtown Miles wrote:
Liaman wrote:
Order of preference: 1) shit outside (aka squat behind a bush etc)
2) play the door knocking game
3) shit pants
I should have known better than to check on this thread during a work meeting.
Well, 3) is gonna happen at some point (because things happen suddenly sometimes).
But, 2)???????
I can’t see how this could ever be better than 1) or 3).
Safety?
Do gun nuts and dogs react positively to a strangers request to shit in their house!!
Legality?
Has no-one ever got arrested or harassed by police for asking to shit in a strangers house?
Politeness?
Is asking to take a shit in a strangers house, more polite than doing a ninja shit (that will get blamed on a neighbors dog)?
Embarrassment?
Is it less embarrassing, to ask a stranger to take a shit in their house, than doing a ninja shit and running off?
Convenience?
Not even worth discussing!
I concede that some urban (and suburban) areas don’t offer good cover.
But these seem to be precisely the places, where people are least likely to be sympathetic to a request to shit in their house.
+1000, it has never even occurred to me to go up to someone's door and ask to use the BR. :)
On top of that, I would be likely bursting by that point and the wait (answer the door, introduction, request, decision) would prove fatal.
Ya, you'd have sh*t running out of your shoes and then you're going to track that sh*t into the person's house??? I don't think so. :)
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