Besides stoppingto drink at aid stations I walked two times on the run. The first time was when this guy passed me. My HR went from 135 to 177 after smelling that for a few minutes. I sure hope he placed in his AG. There is no excuse for not washing that off.

he was trying to keep his core temp down with that layer of shit

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Not sure how anyone can deal with how embarrassing that really is.

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Anybody have a bib number? i must see.

He was moving too fast. I could not believe the smell. I saw the other picture but unless you see it in person with the added sense of smell you can not appreciate it.

I am curious what he did after finishing.

I have no problem with it. He paid a lot of money to enter, travel, etc. Did not seem to be slowing him down. Maybe it was even speeding him up.

Oh damn!

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DISH is how we do it.

Seriously, do you all have some weird fetish? There are other websites for that kind of stuff.


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It's not a fetish, but i want to see it also.

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First we have Finman, now we have Poopman. It will be interesting to see the photos of this.

Mr Steve
IMFL 2009 Finisher

Oh, the chafing!

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When I did the Philly Marathon last fall, I passed a woman at around mile 14. She was wearing fairly tight bathing-suit-like shorts, and along with a small amount of poop smeared down her legs, she seemed to have a turd stuck in her shorts.
At around mile 23, she passed me back. There were more stains on her leg, but the turd was gone.

I saw a guy at Mooseman wgo also shit himself, pretty disgusting...
The run is very close to the lake, cant understand why he didnt wash his ass before.

Even after finishing, he was not in a hurry to clean himself.

Yeark.

My brother did that in a 10k as a kid, at least he had enough sense to run through people's sprinklers

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This thread sucks without pics.

I hope the offender won his AG - then he can just look back and say "eat my shit" with some real muscle behind it.

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

yikes. I once was passed by a woman with what seemed like an absurd amount of period running down her leg.

more likely ischemic colitis.

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who's smarter than you're? i'm!

This thread needs pictures, or at least a bib number.

"I saw a guy at Mooseman wgo also shit himself, pretty disgusting..."

Heh...I saw the same guy during the race. Afterwards, I was standing in the lake when he came down to the clean up. I'm not sure what the etiquette is for how close to someone you can start washing shit off yourself, but this guy was definitely too close to me. He was pretty bummed that this was the first year they didn't give out finisher's hand towels. (ass towels in his case, I would imagine...)

Back when I was actually fast, I conceded 3rd place OA in a 5k to take a dump in an outhouse. If that wasn't there I would have crapped myself.

A 5k? You didn't feel that brewing before the race?

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The beach wasnt wide enough i guess!

The guy was chating and drinking gatorade for a good 10 minutes after finishing, i still cant understand.

I just start to pee in my short while biking(race only!) this year but for a dump, i will stop, believe me! I always carry babys wipes with my spare tubular just in case. Dont need to stop to a porta puke...

Jf

No it just popped right up out of nowhere. Well, it almost popped :)

dude must have some serious diaper rash...no doubt he is sorer than anyone else today....

and unlike the others, i don't care to see the pics....