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Slowtwitch Light presents: Real American Heroes
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Real American Heroes <singing>
Today, We Salute you Mr. Iron Man-shit-his-pants.
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Mr. Iron Man-shit-his-pants!> After swimming a span greater than the Amazon, you pressed.
You biked a 112 miles... More than the years in a century.
We're sure you felt it coming, but did you let that stop you? No,
That Kona Slot was all to important.
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Must have been really important!> Most would have quit, some would have stopped, but not you.
You crapped yourself!
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Dude, you totally just crapped yourself!> For the final 15 miles of running on the hot roads of Florida, you pressed;
Torturing the runners behind you with a smell the likes of a rendering plant.
Its ok though Mr. Sheall, if that slot was our dream; We'd have crapped too.
So in 40 years when the grandkids ask if you did anything cool, you can tell them:
I was an Ironman.
So crack open an ice cold Slowtwtich Light, Mr. Iron Man-shit-his-pants,
because we know that 140.6 is a long way and you got to go through a lot of crap to get there.
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Mr. Ironman dude that totally crapped himself...> hands down funniest post i've read all year. i was actually thinking of how it would sound within the commercial and i think it's perfect.
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