Seriously folks, I hope if any of you have any decency left, you'll refrain from posting pictures if you find them. Come on - this is not what ST is about. We witch hunt cheaters, dopers and thiefs - not rub shit in peoples faces. (no pun intended).

If pictures are posted - I hope they are pulled.

And no - I am not IMFL-Shit-Man.

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Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze

There has been over 11195 views on this thread. I cannot believe that we keep on checking for pictures! This poor guy when this surfaces!!!!

THIS THREAD IS EPIC and pics haven't even been posted yet. I can feel the tension building...I might just shit my pants:)

Considering that the most mythical post on ST involves a guy whose junk froze to his bike frame, with second place to the Ryan's steakhouse story I'd say you're overestimating community standards here.

4 girls finger paint- youtube it, I dare you....

Yea its embarassing if you witnessed it, but if that was me pooping myself I would not clean myself , Ironman is a grueling race and in the moment I dont have time to wipe, or bleed. That can come after I cross the finish line.

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Strava:https://www.strava.com/athletes/20890878

I dared but all you get is the reaction videos. Is that the point - to imagine it?

then you need to google it, seek it out and it will change you forever...dare you...

I can't stop watching this thread... and laughing everytime. What's wrong with me!!! :-)

FLA Jill- The steakhouse story is my number one post on ST... but can you post the frozen junk thread? If it's in the same ballpark as "Steakhouse" and "IMFL Poop Guy", it's got to be a classic.

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In a year from now, you'll wish you would've started today.

Jay it was deleted a while ago.

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"your horse is too high" - tigerchik

He passed us in the back of the park on the first loop. Blonde/brown hair, black 2XU singlet (i think it was a singlet but could have been shorts/top) and was movoing on the run. We were running around 9:30/mile and my guess is he was running sub 8:00.

By my math, if he was on his second loop, i think we were around 8:30, he would have finished just over 9 hours. Maybe he was afraid if he stopped to shit, he wouldn't KQ. Not that it makes it okay, but maybe that was his thinking.

No way there's still no pictures yet. Can't be worse than HM crap guy...

Damn it. Just damn it. Expectations were so high.

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I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

I had forgotten about the steakhouse story. Truly an ST classic.

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-Darrell

266 won his age group 25-29. Apparently, he was feeling the urge at about the 11 mile mark, because he actually asked me to check his standing on my iPhone. I was on my mtn bike checkn out the run route for next year. He seemed he was ?urgently curious? So i checked it, he was 1st in his division. I couldnt help him with a split to second though. I think this is all my fault!!! Lol

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No this thread would suck with pics

He still has not posted on his blog about the race...not sure how one would explain that in a race report

He probably doesn't want to mention it. Who would?

He also knows if he doesn't mention it that someone from here will be sure to post a comment on his blog calling him out on the incident.

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Favorite Gear: Dimond | Cadex | Desoto Sport | Hoka One One

Can't believe that ST got BT'd, but here is the pic

http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/...6&photoid=129488

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Seriously? You shit all down yourself, take a moment and clean up before getting that finishers photo shot. This guy has a shit eating grin on his face.

How can this guy have a smile on his face after running with a massive load in his pants! No shame whatsoever. I am in shock that he didn't stop and in even more shock that he has the nerve to actually take a finishers photo with that crap on his legs!

I am sure that will be a lovely picture, maybe a nice Christmas Card. I say us ST'ers go hijack his blog and start asking questiions about this whole situation. We need answers damn it!

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"I play real sports, I am not trying to be the best at exercising." Kenny Powers

Apparently this guy was so tired/pathetic at the finish line that a Boardwalk employee and a volunteer felt sorry for him and took him into the bathroom and helped clean him up. A number of people thought he just had tatoos :)

There is a gigantic gulf 200 yards away and you can't walk into it and wash the crap off your body? He's a lot more comfortable with being covered with crap than I would be. Removing it would be priority number 1, not #2. :)

There's a good slogan. DETERMINATION. When finishing near 9 hours is priority #2.