Well, being the fat ass that I am, I just had to try this. But of course I couldn't settle for what others had done, and had to take it one step further.
This masterpiece contains a ton of cheese, 2 scrambled eggs, and 1/2 a bag of hash browns. Basically the breakfast burrito from heartburn hell.
Yeah, I know, I've got way too much time on my hands. But hey, finals had ended, and I figured it was time to celebrate.
I ate the whole thing in one sitting, too. (At least it was after my long ride...)
EDIT: All I had at the time was turkey bacon, so that's what I used. I'll have to try again with real bacon sometime :-)