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Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me.
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Seriously! Today at the Rock N Rollman half in Macon Ga. put on by Setup Events. A guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me for maybe 20 seconds as I came out of T2. Totally a goof, some dude in a full gorilla suit trying to get me pumped up for a 13 mile run. The officials gave me a 4 min penalty for this! Called it "unauthorized assistance"...

I was 5th overall into T2 and ran my way into 2nd place. Only to find out that this silly penalty was assessed. Totally ruined my race day high! My first penalty in over 5 years of racing Triathlons (5 IM's including Kona last year). I've always observed race rules, would never knowingly break a rule. This is a hobby, I understand that... trust me I do....

I've posted pictures on my Twitter @TexasTarabay if anyone wants to see my race "foul"

Not sure if it matters but I'll write USAT a letter on Monday. Letting them know about their officials call on race day. This Official and people like him take the fun out of our sport. The race director even told him the penalty was silly and lacked merit.

Is there anything else I can do? Does it even matter? I got the official's name and email address. Would it be OK to post that on this forum?
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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Tell your girlfriend to shave. ;)
I wish I had some advice. Just think of all the Tour leaders that could have been penalized.
You are indeed unlucky. Stupid penalty.

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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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That sucks. If a gorilla runs next to me, I will be sure to punch him and ask him to stop.
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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Can you estimate how many minutes the gorilla's encouragement saved you?

This does sound like a very silly penalty. How long does a spectator have to run with you for it to be a penalty?
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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were you winning and the gorilla slipped you a banana ?


Last edited by: lacticturkey: Jun 1, 13 14:08
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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Did you know the person under the gorilla suit?
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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I agree, bogus call. I would appeal it for sure.
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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That's absolutey hilarious. I was 3rd overall into T2. I saw him on my way out. I would have gladly taken the penalty for the gorilla to pace me. Maybe it would have saved my run.
Last edited by: oceanlife: Jun 1, 13 15:37
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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This can not possibly be a legit penalty.

A random fan can give anyone they want a penalty by jogging next to them?
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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Sometimes racing is like wrestling a 500 lb gorilla :0)

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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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Good thing the gorilla wasn't Prancersizing next to you, you might have gotten a DQ.

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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [matto] [ In reply to ]
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Ya know...damn good point.
Close race...have someone strategically set up to run next to your competition and get them a penalty.
Might get some people to Kona! (He-he)
Officials need to use their brain.
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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Hate to derail a good gorilla penalty thread, but 59-year-old Moatsie had a rather impressive day - finishing with a 1:37 run.


Damn, that's a cold ass honkey.
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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If it makes you feel any better, he gave my wife a penalty for having a shoe 6 inches in the isle.
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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Oh wow, I heard you going off on the official a couple times and was wondering what was up. That's a ridiculous penalty.
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [born_to_TRI] [ In reply to ]
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and the gorilla was a heal striker, its all bad!
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [sickness] [ In reply to ]
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That is one gorilla with a nasty heel-strike. Doesn't he know he could get more bananas by switching to mid-foot?!?
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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What a complete joke of a USAT official. If I were the guy that got moved up in awards based off this penalty I'd be passing off any award that came with it back to you. It's not worth taking if it validates such an idiotic penalty.

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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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In 10 years you will have far more fun telling this gorilla story than boring someone with the story of how you finished second in some race very few people know exists...
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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man, we have a guy that runs in a gumby suit all the time and no one gets any slack for it. That guy must have been a D-bag
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [bluemonkeytri] [ In reply to ]
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bluemonkeytri wrote:
In 10 years you will have far more fun telling this gorilla story than boring someone with the story of how you finished second in some race very few people know exists...

Is that supposed to excuse an official for making a stupid call? He could still tell the gorilla story in 10 years with or without a penalty so I'm not sure what point you are driving at with with your ellipses.
Last edited by: AaronT: Jun 1, 13 19:22
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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This isn't 'Nam, Smokey, this is triathlon. There are rules.
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [TravisT] [ In reply to ]
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Yes, I know the guy. This was a local race for me, only a few minutes from my house actually. We had lots of local guys on the course and the gorilla guy is a local too. Should that matter?

Is Moatsie the guy that recently served a doping ban?

10 years from now if I tell a story about a no name triathlon I got 2nd or 3rd in I need to be publicly flogged. But today I was racing for the win... damn primate. .

Yes, the heel striking gorilla needs to work on his form. Just more evidence that he wasn't pacing me...

Jack... got to drop the Kona thing anytime possible. Don't judge..
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Re: Got a penalty because a guy in a gorilla suit ran next to me. [cooterbrown96] [ In reply to ]
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Are you sure it was the gorilla incident that gave you the penalty? I heard you got a dolphin to drag you along the swim and then got a ride in a truck for the second half of the bike leg and dropped you off into T2, and thats why they called it unauthorized assistance?
Last edited by: 125mph: Jun 1, 13 20:03
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