Charge $1K, make them out of carbon fiber, and make up a press release saying they will increase your power output by, I don't know, pick a number, say 60% and that they will double your run speed, and you will sell a truckload of those things. I will even conduct the study which will demonstrate that if you take 100 untrained cyclists and have them train on them exclusively for 15 hrs/week for 6 months, remarkable improvements in cycling ability are possible.
If anyone starts asking technical questions, just say they were designed using the polar coordinate system to take advantage of the coriolis effect on rotating objects.