DBF wrote:
Checklist for video pre-production: 1. Show killer house
2. Mention elite schools
3. Show family duty dropping off genius kid and mention your own fluency in 2nd language
4. Mention killer jobs and big buyouts
5. Show killer pain cave
6. Get the the abs from a few different angles
7. Show FTP # on Zwift
8. Mention 6:45 as IM pace
9. Mention elite schools again
9. Have kids and nephwes and in-laws and sibling and coach mention how killer you are
10. Can't actaully show weiner size, so just imply a buckwild lovemaking style with 4 little kids romping around
Ed, just a suggestion and feel free to ignore---> have some humility, make a self-aware joke about your obsession, lighten up, and realize to most normal people this video is just plain old weird.
49 posts later and someone finally nails it