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This is Cole. He nurses on his duck's ass every day for hours at a time. It's bizarre and disturbing.

Anyone else have a full grown dog who still nurses?









Note the zen-like trance he falls into during this depravity.

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Well, I can tell you about the mastiff/boxer mix that my in-laws have. He is a big bad muscular guy, LOOKS like the kind you don't want to mess with, but in reality he is a big sweetie. He has a stuffed animal monkey that is known as "baby." Said monkey gets a full bath from the dog at least once a day. Rather disturbing at first to see this big tough dog nurturing and mothering a stuffed animal, and with the amount of slobber he outputs, "baby" has to be switched out for a new model every few weeks. Oh well, dogs really are the best. I can't live without mine.
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That is funny. . .



I have two pugs. My boy pug use to do that to a groundhog. . .but he has since moved on
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Mine each have a stuffed monkey that they would DIE without. good thing I bought a bunch of them for replacements. No pics with the monkey though.

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And you want dog porn? This is what happens when both dogs want to sit by my wife at night. He's not humping, just annoying enough for Camden to get down. Mr/ Personality I tell ya. :)



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LOL, how cute! I need to figure out how to post pictures, so that I can also show off pics of my big, 95-pound red Doberman and his various stuffed animals over the years. He sucks on them too, like a pacifier, carries his toy around with him everywhere (looked mighty ferocious with the manatee, let me tell you), and falls asleep with said toy in his mouth. Eventually it gets to be such an indiscernable shape and so gross smelling that it's just reffered to as the Schtinky. He loves them so much by the time they get to that state (of course) that I dont have the heart to take it away, even though I always have several stuffed animals in reserve (usually bought cheaply at garage sales - he loves those!).

Oddly enough, my dog always sucks on them at the same spot- the head/nose. Always. Not sure how he figures out what's what on a stuffed animal, but he does.

Very pretty dog, by the way!

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95lbs? Big?

My Rotti/Great Dane (Luc) mix is 220lbs. His little buddy (Diablo) is a Pit Bull/Dalmation/Shar Pai (sp?) mix...only about 60lbs. : )

The big guy is a gentle giant...the little one lives up to his name!

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220 holy crap! how much do you have to feed him?!

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he looks like he was smoking pot! hahaha
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You mean like our bulldog used to do to her favorite squeaky squishy ball?

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Damn thats erie. we have an 8 year old weimer that does the same thing with a piece of fabric / carpet thing that we call her baby. Looks exactly like Cole. Does cole whimper when sucking, Roxanne does very quietly. I will try and post a pic, but looks like the same dog. Weird.
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It must be a dog thing. My dad's little high strung wired hair pointer Hank ( who is completely smooth) always has to have a stuffed animal toy in his mouth. Also refered to as his "baby." My mom has found a good source for cheap hedgehog toys so he has an endless supply.
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My dog (Little Jerry Garcia) has a stuffed squirrel that he can't do without. All his other stuffed animals usually meet an untimely death.




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My dog is only 12 weeks. But damn, she's cute.
http://i2.tinypic.com/282e2ky.jpg
Damn, I think the pics too big. It won't load.
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95lbs? Big?

My Rotti/Great Dane (Luc) mix is 220lbs.


Hey, I thought we were talking about dogs here, not ponies! ;-)



And Furndog, I copied and pasted your link to look at your pup. Oh. My. God. That is just the most fake-pathetic, aren't-I-adorable, give-me-a-treat-now, sad-puppydog look EVER! What a cutie! What kind of dog is that? And those paws! That is going to be one big dog, if that's her at 12 weeks. In other words, another pony. :-) Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

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Let's see a picture of the rotti great dane mix!
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my cat Bandit is 13 years old and nurses my teddy bear. i haven't seen her doing it since we got the dogs this past Feb. but she probably does it somewhere and i just don't know it. maybe she's moved on from the teddy bear, who knows, and she nurses a blanket in the basement (where she hides from the pugs)

it is weird behavior, but it's funny!
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This is Bella and her warthog. She carries it everywhere and takes it on all her walks. When removing her collar she wont drop it so you have to pull the collar around warthog as well. It makes a farting sound when she bites it. I apologixe for the size of the photo, I dont know how to make it smaller
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my dog is one of the black blobs in the photo. This was taken at about 8 weeks. Her name is Kenya and she's 70lbs now.



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Ah . . . now we're talking good stuff - not boring 'ole tri stuff about races, shoes, bike porn and finish line antics!! Dogs rule - here's my new golden:[/img][/img]
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Holy crap B.! I had a Dane that was 185, and believe it or not, she lived 14 years. The dominant male of her litter - Judge - was 220-225. Unreal to see a dog that size.
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I thought you meant this kind of Dog Porn.




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Okay, here is Luc (all 220lbs of him) and he actually doesn't eat as much as you'd think. About 2 cups of dry and a half a can of wet food a day!



And this is Diablo when he was a pup...was smaller than Lucs head!



"wasn't I cute"?





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Here is my pug (Obi-Wan) ready to go to swim practice.
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Here's our bundle of energy:


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I have 2 that like to swim!




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