Arch Stanton wrote:
From LR:
Well hes cheating here in Allentown
And no race photos of him can be found
Out in LetsRun they're killing time
Filling out forums
Posting online
Well this father fought some silly school War
Spent his weekend on the Boston tour
Hes a mother and an attention whore
Ask him to race
Raced with them slow
And he cheated here in Allentown
But the lying ways was handed down
And it's getting very hard to stay heyeyeyeyeheyey
Well we're waiting here in Allentown
For the photos that were never found
For the GPS files he never gave
He didnt work hard
He didnt behave
So the race medal hang on the wall
But he never really finished it all
No he never showed us what was real
Thought we were dopes
A race entry to steal
And we're waiting here in Allentown
But they've taken all the facts they have found
And the cheater simply crawled away heyeyeyeyheyeyey
Every runner had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as this old man got
But something happened on the way to that place
They threw 26.2 miles in his face
Well he cheated here in Allentown
And it's hard to keep this douchebag down
But he wont get a PR today heyeyeyeyheyeyey
And this story just wont go away heyeyeyeyheyeyey
And he cheated here in Allentown
Excellent!
Live long and surf!