I am probably a terrible person, because when I read this articles I thought; I wonder how many of the people on this app are really single, vs how many are "looking to pickup a second sport"

Oh good this will make it much easier to explain why i spend hours riding my bike inside in my room and not outside

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Strava

That's better than my first impression. I thought the screening criteria would be based on the finishing time one would like to date.

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Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (James Bryant Conant)
GET OFF THE F*%KING WALL!!!!!!! (Doug Stern)
Brevity is the soul of wit. (William Shakespeare)

there wasn't an existing app for people with narcissistic personality disorders?

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"When I first had the opportunity to compete in triathlon, it was the chicks and their skimpy race clothing that drew me in. Everyone was so welcoming and the lifestyle so obviously narcissistic. I fed off of that vain energy. To me it is what the sport is all about."

I think there are too many different apps, and such ones aren't an exception. My cousin is so presumptuous that he hangs on Las Vegas hookups site just for that purpose and he gets success. So "there is a customer for every product".

My first thought too lol

Ethically Non Monogamous is the term of the day

There's a new porn app exclusively for swimmers

It's called "OnlyFins"

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Please send documentation of your finishing time and picture of bike.

Shoulda named it "T3".

Nah, that's something different, entirely

https://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=4092051#p4092051

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I was thinking the app should be called "Tri Me"

For people who don't swim, it's called "Du Me"

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Even better!

I'm not sure why the app is getting so many childish comments on here. I personally don't see anything wrong with providing a means to connect with others in the sport.

It's not the app that matters, it's how you use it.

See #1 from this post: https://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=7324996#p7324996

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Brian Stover USAT LII
Accelerate3 Coaching
Insta

I tried it.
I listed Lionel Sanders as my fav pro triathlete.
It matched me with Fishbum.....

The best app for triathletes would be something like GolfMates, so you know you have four or five hours for a long ride or run each week, and someone sympathetic to spending hundreds or thousands on marginal gains.

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For those that aren't familiar with that thread, it gets really interesting at post 106

"Narcissist with unhealthy exercise obsession, looking to meet similar".

🤣🤣🤣

Instead of "Swiping Right" you message "On Your Left!"

But then you get the people who ask "Does 'swipe right' mean FROM the right or TO the right?" who are probably the same people who think "On your left!" means "turn to the left"

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Ha... I find that sometimes explaining to people how eTap works on road bikes ends up being a bit confusing too. For me, how it's easy to understand it, and at least in its default setting, to shift your rear derailleur, use the same side hand as where you want the chain to move (left hand, chain moves to the left & vice versa). However, there's a good percentage of time that people interpret this as "left hand chain shifts to the right" because with your left hand, you're effectively pushing the button to the right. Anyway I guess my point is even the simplest of concepts can be made to be complicated.