Don't want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [KONO]
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KONO wrote:
Don't want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?If you picked it up with gloved hands, you could probably pull a print off of it. Testosterone package inserts have a known correlation for being in similar locations to Testosterone and testosterone delivery moieties.
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [KONO]
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Light the twitchhunt lanterns. I’m on the 9th floor I keep my eyes out!
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [KONO]
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This sounds like a fantastic way to troll people at a race. I'll file this away...
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [iamuwere]
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Not trolling, I have photo evidence. The carpeting in the hallways is very unique. Just don't know how to post the pic from my iPhone.
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [KONO]
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I’m not saying you are, but rather I would love to see the storm that brews dropping a product insert by certain rooms or bikes or whatever.
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [iamuwere]
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Piss test all KQ’ers. Take your slot, fill a cup, & slide your card. Knowing it was inevitable would go a long ways, & IM can afford to perform 80 drugs tests this weekend.
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [KONO]
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [turningscrews]
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If I get a slot I would be happy to piss in a cup. I don’t cheat! If I did not train enough/race fast enough then I don’t deserve it.
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [sxevegan]
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I guarantee they would not let you
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [KONO]
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KONO wrote:
Don't want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?I would love Ironman for just one race to test everyone after the race. I know it would be a huge undertaking but just do it once so we can get a sampling.
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [Thomas Gerlach]
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Does doping really work?
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [LifeTri]
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Not really... all part of a conspiracy theory peddled by the big drug testing corporations so they can make buckets of money. It's all fake news
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [Thomas Gerlach]
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Thomas Gerlach wrote:
KONO wrote:
Don't want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?I would love Ironman for just one race to test everyone after the race. I know it would be a huge undertaking but just do it once so we can get a sampling.
Me too. If I were independently wealthy I would offer to pay for it.
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [The GMAN]
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They don't want to know.
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [M----n]
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M----n wrote:
They don't want to know.This. They wouldn't want to deal with the fallout, and the loss of $$ due to banning hundreds of people from their races!
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [KONO]
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Lock down the hotel.
Get everyone in the lobby.
Don't let anyone leave till you find out
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Get everyone in the lobby.
Don't let anyone leave till you find out
KONO wrote:
Don't want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?Inside The Big Ring: Podcast & Coaching
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [Brandes]
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Ok, everybody remain calm. We don't want to have to hurt anyone. As soon as we find the doper you can all go back to your rooms.
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [Ellsworth53T]
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And we all know how this movie turned out :)
Ok, everybody remain calm. We don't want to have to hurt anyone. As soon as we find the doper you can all go back to your rooms.
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Ellsworth53T wrote:
Ok, everybody remain calm. We don't want to have to hurt anyone. As soon as we find the doper you can all go back to your rooms.
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [Ellsworth53T]
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If we're doing the same with all the drafters, we're going to need a big room. A much, much bigger room.
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [Brandes]
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Brandes wrote:
And we all know how this movie turned out :) Ellsworth53T wrote:
Ok, everybody remain calm. We don't want to have to hurt anyone. As soon as we find the doper you can all go back to your rooms.
Actually, I don't know how that movie turned out since I've never seen it. Too busy SBR-ing, working, and sleeping, to watch many movies. So what is the name of the movie that scene is from??? I know, I know I should get out more. :)
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [ericmulk]
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Its from Die Hard, the 1st one and best one w/ Bruce Willis and Allan Rickman.
Very action packed. Good for watching on the trainer.
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Very action packed. Good for watching on the trainer.
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Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [Brandes]
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Brandes wrote:
It's from Die Hard, the 1st one and best one w/ Bruce Willis and Allan Rickman. Very action packed. Good for watching on the trainer.Ah i see, not sure how i missed that one; thanks for the info!!!
"Anyone can be who they want to be IF they have the HUNGER and the DRIVE."
Re: Coincidence or not at IMTX? [KONO]
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KONO wrote:
Don't want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?No triathlete has ever used T. Must be a coincidence. Totally.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
It’s a fringe sport that basically everyone can cheat if they want.
Drafting. Course cutting. Drugs. Swapping timing chips.
It’s not clean like the Olympics. 🙃
Drafting. Course cutting. Drugs. Swapping timing chips.
It’s not clean like the Olympics. 🙃
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I think everyone should consult ST before they do anything.