This is a funny thread.

Haha, awesome.

brilliant

LOL....those are fantastic!!!

Coach Paulo;

"You do not know what you are talking about, you have no idea of the specifics of the situation, and the science just does not back up your crazy ideas. If I had more time, I would explain it all to you in great detail, but I just do not have the time right now. Later on I will have the time to chastise you again, but as to the details of your assessment of the situation, I just do not have time right now. I'm only checking ST from 6am to 10pm, so it is just not feasible for me to waste my time with you and your silly argument. Later on I might have the time to finally show you how stupid you really are, but not right now, because I'm quite busy. Later on I will have time to respond to you at least a 1/2 dozen times, but I will be pressed for time, so cannot give you any real specifics of the topic at hand. I'm a very busy coach and have many world class athletes, and soon to be world class, so you should be able to see that I cannot just drop everything and answer your silly questions. Besides you should just google the topic or go to the pub med sites and figure it out for yourself, what are you, some lazy ass?? I have all those studies right here in front of me, but I have to go now, and don't have time to spoon feed them to you. Perhaps later on I will have some more time, but probably not, so do not expect an answer from me any time soon. I will however keep reminding you that you are clueless on the topic, and that I do have the exact correct answer. But you are obviously just not smart enough to gleen it from my many, many, one word answers to you, so you are just not worthy, and besides I don't have time right now. I will get back to you later on the subject when I have more time."

Later, "Of course de-fizzed coke is better for you on the run, you could'nt get that from all my postings?? What an idiot, I have to go now, I'm quite busy at the moment."

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Everyone loves a good roasting....nice job, fellas!

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damn, keep them coming!

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Post of the Month.

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lol great stuff.

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HAHAHAHAH this thread made my day.

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You're stupid.
I would explain why, but I get paid to coach.

Messianic complex?

God, no.

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that was good, except that it was approximately 24 times longer than paulo's equivalent post would have been, and contained approximately 24 times the information.

Classic! I'm just sorry that it's too long to make into a sig line.

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that was good, except that it was approximately 24 times longer than paulo's equivalent post would have been, and contained approximately 24 times the information//

I know!! It was meant to be the contents of a thought bubble over his head, I just don't have the computer skills to pull it off!!