It has bin broght to my attention zat you have apparently been posting messages to zis forum under a french name. You should know zat cheese seft is a crime, and zat ze US don't have real cheese even Wisconsin (although zey have some ok cheeses) . You are hereby warned zat if you don't cease zis practice immediately, I will do my best to assure zat you are prosecuted and you will be sent some cheese from Corsica.
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