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Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005
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Alright boys and girls. It's that time of year, when we make our wishes to Santa Slowman, party hearty, and really let our hair down (no offense, Herbert). The party starts now and goes until New Year's Eve, or until Slowman condemns me and this thread, which ever comes first.

The setting: A ski chalet in the Rocky Mountains, centrally located for those in North America. Come and go as often as you please, but check in regularly because shenanigans will be a-happening and someone getting naughty or nice.

Our good friend Jim had taken up his regulary post at the door, checking memberships. Any lurkers will be forced to register and post at least once just to get in the holiday spirit. Jim, as always, is sporting his famous leiderhosen and blackbelt, ready to confiscate car keys of anyone not in shape to bike or run home.

Jim has recruited azclydesdale to assist him with bouncer duties this year, even found a pair of XXXL leiderhosen for him. The two will trade off so as to not miss out on the food, drink, and Lavender Room action.

Speaking of the Lavendar Room, Sparticus and Kestrel Driver are setting up a state of the art entertainment center in there that is sure to make grown men weep, or atleast go take a cold shower. Khai has the seat of honor, a Lazyboy chair, front and center.

In the living room, Slowman is in his Santa Suit, ready for the Girls of ST to come sit on his lap and whisper what they want in his ear. He has a bag of goodies to give out.

I hear the Cincy Chicks are on their way, and ironclm stopped off to get fresh batteries for her camera.

Word is that Steve Larson is coming and the debate is already ensuing whether a (former)pro should be allowed into an age group party.

No one knows where Francois is. His empty elf outfit is hanging in the closet, sadly untouched.

Kittycat, Record10carbon and yours truly are getting things fired up in the kitchen. There will be lots of hungry mouths to feed over the next two weeks.


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Last edited by: Football Mom: Dec 18, 05 23:29
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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yer cool, football mom.

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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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That does sound nice - Kitty can really cook. I would absolutely LOVE seeing her and Record in any kitchen together though ... ;)

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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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BottomFeeder has just arrived in his sparkling new diamond clad speedo. The women are all at a loss for words. As a matter of fact so are the men.

Tom Demerly is spotted nuzzling up to his beatiful new bride to be bikesportgirl as she eagerly awaits her photo shoot for the Lavender Room in her ever so tiny Wicked Weasel bikini. Every so often he randomly screams "Check the ST Classifieds for special deals from Bikesport Michigan"

KJGrog is seen chugging Red Bulls by the case and running around like crazy snapping photos of all unsuspecting guests. Little do they know this photoshop genius is going to embarrass them in ways they have never seen before.

Monk is in the kitchen with Kittycat, Record10Carbon and Football Mom. In addition to explaining the subtle nuances of rinsing cottage cheese, he is explaining to them how he is been training 15 hours per week for IMFL without ever leaving his home.

Flanagan has also arrived. He claims Lioness is with him, yet nobody has seen her.

KestrelKerri and Smartasscoach arrive next. Both of them have huge smiles on their faces. They appear to have been in bed together. Nobody knows the whole story though.

Marisol rides up on her brand new P3C....NO...wait a minute it seems like a Lucero? Nevertheless cerveloguy and others have surrounded her with their protractors and are determining if her fit is exactly right.

jmg1848 is seen up in a tree waiting for Erik Clark to arrive. Rumor has it he is heavily armed and ready to make the kill shot.



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Last edited by: Erik Clark: Dec 19, 05 6:19
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [rroof] [ In reply to ]
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hey, hopefully if Record and I are cooking, we don't end up throwing food at each other. lol! (just kidding, we are alright pals, despite the fact that I drank too much wine last time I saw him and told him where to go once or twice. i would be honored to share any kitchen with him, and with football mom :)

i think his birthday was yesterday? or today?
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Erik Clark] [ In reply to ]
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Every so often he randomly screams "Check the ST Classifieds for special deals from Bikesport Michigan"


That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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Funny, funny, funny!

Hopefully someone will find Francois the elf in their Christmas stocking.
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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OK - I'll play along...

I show up uninvited and in the Middle-Of-the-Pack and head to the bar for some non-fat soy eggnog. After milling around for a bit, I join Spastic in the back of the room where we drink our Guinnesses standing up because every seat I try seems to either be too high or two low.
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Erik Clark] [ In reply to ]
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if R10c is going commando I hope someone makes him wash his hands-often.
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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I'm not sure I should go. I'm still recovering from last year when I drank waaay too much of Monty's tequila.

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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Trillini] [ In reply to ]
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Hey, I don't think Vitus would approved of him wearing no pants or underwear...

although KEJ and I wouldn't care.
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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smartass coach is yelling "THIS IS WAY OT!"
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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Is there dancing at this party? I want to dance with a hot tri-guy.

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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [tigerchik] [ In reply to ]
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Tibbs is at the door, but I don't know if I should let him in..................................................he's not wearing anything but his P3


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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Jim] [ In reply to ]
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Go ahead and let Tibbs in...he gets two warnings, but if he gets a third, jimtracy will DQ him from this party. ShawnF will get him something to wear, maybe a sock.

Slowman is starting to hand out gifts from his bag of tricks: Beer of the Month for kittycat, an eyebrow waxing certificate for Sergio, a kitten for Tibbs, a case of socks for Irondeb, new front seat upholstery for Southern Tim's car and a new fleece jacket as his old one now is a baby blaknet.

Big Duke Six has the music cranked up in the disco room, is wearing his mullet wig, and is dancing ala Britnney Spears with his Little Duchesses.

Tai just pulled up in his Element escorted by several hot tri chicks but claims they're all just training friends. He heads straight to the disco room, wearing his blond pigtail wig.


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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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We should all have parties around the world at more-or-less the sametime and link up via webcams. Then it would be a REAL virtual Xmas party.

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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [AndyPants] [ In reply to ]
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 We should all have parties around the world at more-or-less the sametime and link up via webcams. Then it would be a REAL virtual Xmas party.
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I tied to get people to do that for a Kona party but everyone was too busy training. Maybe we can make it happen now.


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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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I have it on good authority that Ken Lehner needs a new squat rack. His old one is worn out.

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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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Is there a sauna at this place? Cause Bjorn and Jonas are showing up with the Glögg and that must be drank in the sauna. Don't worry, bought a new battery for my camera this weekend!

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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [ironclm] [ In reply to ]
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Be back shortly....someone's gotta run to the airport to pick up the Portuguese contingent. Sergio, Sissi, Klep, Helder and Sedi are waiting!
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Football Mom] [ In reply to ]
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Mark in Cin, rroof, and Erik Clark are all hanging out together talking about running...and how YakTrax really are the best things for traction. soon enough the conversation turns to heart rate monitors and their swim performances (or lack thereof) this year. mark is pro wetsuit, erik is not, and roof is pondering eating a plate of chili cheese fries. all three of them though make a wager to be completely dedicated to swimming in 2006 no matter what. strangely enough, within 5 minutes, they have forgotten all about that pledge, and instead decide to hammer like hell on the bike.

Monterey, Andy Pants and kittycat approach the three of them and challenge them to a game of shots. Erik, having misbehaved all the way to 20 years old, politely declines the shots, and walks away to go harrass his buddy Monk.

Smartasscoach is sitting on the couch, naked, with his laptop sitting on his... He grabs Marisol by the arm, she turns around, whacks him firmly on the cheek, and he is delighted that such an exchange has just occured. Immediately he is instant messaging all of his virtual friends of what just happened.

Marisol, who is quite upset and flustered with SAC this point, runs over to Trigoneroadie, Greydog, and Mighttri, and they are all laughing hysterically. Meanwhile, kittycat has missed the entire showdown between Marisol and SAC because she drank all of the shots and is back in the kitchen yelling at Record10 about how much butter to put in the mashed potatos.


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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Jim] [ In reply to ]
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What we need to do, somehow, is get a website set-up where we can get our cam's added, then they can come online whenever the party starts... once we have that it's simply pick a date & approx times. and IM-like chatting too. Anyone know of any free (as in beer) s/w for that? Sorceforge must have some... I'll ask my geeks.

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Monty and skid just rolled up. They are shirtless and the Eighties "feathered hair" is in full effect. They have their scrapbooks with them. Ironclm and the girls are just drooling over them.

AndyPants is seen with a hot female co-worker on each arm, each of them is carrying around a tray of test tube shots. These girls are the life of the party, everyone wants to get in on their game.

Brian286 and vitus are each saying a rosary and praying for all the troubled souls.



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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [Erik Clark] [ In reply to ]
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sparticus is secretly following Andy Pants, and the babes on her arms...for God's sake they are perfect Hottie Thread material. His real plan is to encourage them to drink enough so they show their panties, and therefore become the number 1 contestants for Ass Tuesday.
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Re: Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party 2005 [kittycat] [ In reply to ]
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[b]Smartasscoach [/b]is sitting on the couch, naked, with his laptop sitting on his... He grabs [b]Marisol[/b] by the arm, she turns around, whacks him firmly on the cheek, and he is delighted that such an exchange has just occured. Immediately he is instant messaging all of his virtual friends of what just happened.

[b]Marisol, [/b]who is quite upset and flustered with [b]SAC[/b] this point, runs over to [b]Trigoneroadie, Greydog, [/b]and [b]Mighttri,[/b] and they are all laughing hysterically. Meanwhile, [b]kittycat[/b] has missed the entire showdown between [b]Marisol[/b] and [b]SAC[/b] because she drank all of the shots and is back in the kitchen yelling at [b]Record10[/b] about how much butter to put in the mashed potatos[b].[/b]

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Girl, you crack me up!!! This is TOO funny! I need to come up with something:-)
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