Does anyone else do this?
Me: Hmmm, I want a glass of wine.
Me: You must drink this big glass of water before you can have wine.
Me: Mmmm, water almost gone.
Me: (looking at pile of stuff on sofa) you have to clean off sofa before you can have wine.
or this variation is quite common as well
Me: Hmmmm, frappachino, yum, me want frappachino.
Me: You do not need a frappachino have an iced tea instead.
Me: But I really want something sweet and chocolatey.
Me: IF you have a frappachino, you must run 10 extra minutes (fill in the blank with other activity...)
I feel as though I'm always bargaining with myself.
Me: Hmmm, I want a glass of wine.
Me: You must drink this big glass of water before you can have wine.
Me: Mmmm, water almost gone.
Me: (looking at pile of stuff on sofa) you have to clean off sofa before you can have wine.
or this variation is quite common as well
Me: Hmmmm, frappachino, yum, me want frappachino.
Me: You do not need a frappachino have an iced tea instead.
Me: But I really want something sweet and chocolatey.
Me: IF you have a frappachino, you must run 10 extra minutes (fill in the blank with other activity...)
I feel as though I'm always bargaining with myself.