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Update!!!! Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote....
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My butt hole itches and has itched for a few days. Nothing feels swollen (like hemoids) but it unmistakably itches. My wife said I probably have ring worm (jock itch) on my butt hole.

I decided to take a look using a hand mirror. So I held the hand mirror between my legs as I bent over to get a view of the zone in question but my godamn mutherfuckin balls were dangling in then way so I couldn’t see my butt hole.

So then I tried to hold the mirror in one hand and lift my balls with the other but couldn’t make it work.

So I held my phone back there and took a picture.

I’ve never actually looked at my anus before but I think there’s definitely something that doesn’t look quite right back there.

That is all...

- The thrall alone takes instant vengeance; the coward never...
Last edited by: Duffy: Apr 10, 19 7:15
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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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You let the hamster out, right?
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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duct tape should help your situation.

We are so fucked.
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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Ringmaster] [ In reply to ]
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Ringmaster wrote:
You let the hamster out, right?

Screen name checks out.

- The thrall alone takes instant vengeance; the coward never...
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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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j p o wrote:
Duct tape should help your situation.

That’s for warts.

- The thrall alone takes instant vengeance; the coward never...
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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
Ringmaster wrote:
You let the hamster out, right?

Screen name checks out.

Ok, that was funny.

In all seriousness, just itching and not swollen? Any bleeding or pain?
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Ringmaster wrote:
Duffy wrote:
Ringmaster wrote:
You let the hamster out, right?

Screen name checks out.

Ok, that was funny.

In all seriousness, just itching and not swollen? Any bleeding or pain?

No bleeds or pains.

- The thrall alone takes instant vengeance; the coward never...
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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
Ringmaster wrote:
Duffy wrote:
Ringmaster wrote:
You let the hamster out, right?

Screen name checks out.

Ok, that was funny.

In all seriousness, just itching and not swollen? Any bleeding or pain?

No bleeds or pains.

Then I wouldn't be too concerned. Sounds like your wife has the right idea. Treat it as such, take another pic in a couple days, and see if it's getting "better" .
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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Pics or it didn't happen...actually, scratch that (get it - 'scratch' that?! I'm a laugh riot).


First thought is a bad wipe after taking a dump, but if you haven't properly wiped your ass or taken a shower in several days, I think you deserve an itchy bunghole (and some remedial classes in basic hygiene).

I trust you didn't take a dump in the woods and wipe with poison ivy, right? Dude in my Boy Scout troop did that once - he seemed really uncomfortable for the rest of the weekend.
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Pics or it didn't happen...



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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Ringmaster] [ In reply to ]
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Gerbils are the rodent of choice, not hamsters. I only know because that’s what one of my liberal friends told me.
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rub it on your cats, to avenge this guy
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Possibly a tick?
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My dogs butt hole was itching him a few years ago. Turns out he had tape worms. Common symptom.
Go see a vet. Or you can always dissect your next turd. They're pretty easy to spot.
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Duffy wrote:
My butt hole itches and has itched for a few days.

You've been posting an awful lot lately and probably just been pulling too many excuses for Trump out of there.
Slow down & pace yourself. Looks like you'll have to keep making excuses for him till 2020.

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! 
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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Guffaw] [ In reply to ]
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Guffaw wrote:
Duffy wrote:
My butt hole itches and has itched for a few days.

You've been posting an awful lot lately and probably just been pulling too many excuses for Trump out of there.
Slow down & pace yourself. Looks like you'll have to keep making excuses for him till 2020.

Wut?

- The thrall alone takes instant vengeance; the coward never...
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Re: Since I’m incapable of feeling embarrassed I’m going to go ahead and share this anecdote.... [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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I find that cucumbers make me fart a lot, but I may just be shoving them up too far.
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serious : is you are using cottonelle wipes switch to walmart,
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Tried this out yet?



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