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TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!!
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A trail runner in Colorado was attacked by a couger and killed it like a total badass. With his bare hands*.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/...ion-rural-trail.html

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Responding to a question on Twitter about whether the jogger had used any kind of weapon against the create, the CPW confirmed that he had not.
Instead, he fought the animal off using just his bare hands.






































*The cat was a juvenile but that kind of takes some of the steam out of the story so we won't talk about that...

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Badass for sure. Probably didn't even use jujitsu

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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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How long before this story makes it to Joe Rogan's podcast?

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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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I'm sure the trail runner loves being classified as a 'jogger'.

I know its a very petty thing, but it always bothered me when someone says "I saw you jogging yesterday". Um I was going at a sub 7 min mile pace, I don't classify that as jogging.
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [AndysStrongAle] [ In reply to ]
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Sure it is... you were just jogging hard.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [AndysStrongAle] [ In reply to ]
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AndysStrongAle wrote:
I'm sure the trail runner loves being classified as a 'jogger'.

I know its a very petty thing, but it always bothered me when someone says "I saw you jogging yesterday". Um I was going at a sub 7 min mile pace, I don't classify that as jogging.

It is if you are part of the Kenyan C-team.
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [len] [ In reply to ]
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len wrote:
Badass for sure. Probably didn't even use jujitsu

I remember reading a similar story years ago. I think the guy shoved his fist/arm down the cat's throat and choked it to death!
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Are we sure this attack actually happened? Are there tapes? Did he turn over his cell phone?

We are so fucked.
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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j p o wrote:
Are we sure this attack actually happened? Are there tapes? Did he turn over his cell phone?

Duffy, is that you?

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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It was a baby cougar.

Bare hands? C'mon. Report I read said Fish n Game weren't releasing how he killed it. I got money he had a evil little gun with him!
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [tritimmy] [ In reply to ]
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tritimmy wrote:
It was a baby cougar.

Bare hands? C'mon. Report I read said Fish n Game weren't releasing how he killed it. I got money he had a evil little gun with him!


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Responding to a question on Twitter about whether the jogger had used any kind of weapon against the create, the CPW confirmed that he had not.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Last edited by: BLeP: Feb 5, 19 7:07
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
tritimmy wrote:
It was a baby cougar.

Bare hands? C'mon. Report I read said Fish n Game weren't releasing how he killed it. I got money he had a evil little gun with him!


The Article wrote:
Responding to a question on Twitter about whether the jogger had used any kind of weapon against the create, the CPW confirmed that he had not.

Next time take the bet first.
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [AndysStrongAle] [ In reply to ]
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I'm sure the trail runner loves being classified as a 'jogger'.

Yep. More fake news.

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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [ThisIsIt] [ In reply to ]
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ThisIsIt wrote:
BLeP wrote:
tritimmy wrote:
It was a baby cougar.

Bare hands? C'mon. Report I read said Fish n Game weren't releasing how he killed it. I got money he had a evil little gun with him!


The Article wrote:
Responding to a question on Twitter about whether the jogger had used any kind of weapon against the create, the CPW confirmed that he had not.


Next time take the bet first.

It was quote that was in the OP.

Some people need to improve their reading skillz.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Juvenile cougars are women in their 30s, right?






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RandMart wrote:
How long before this story makes it to Joe Rogan's podcast?
How long before someone complains about it
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
A trail runner in Colorado was attacked by a couger and killed it like a total badass. With his bare hands*.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/...ion-rural-trail.html

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Responding to a question on Twitter about whether the jogger had used any kind of weapon against the create, the CPW confirmed that he had not.
Instead, he fought the animal off using just his bare hands.


My daughter was mountain biking with a friend near Golden, BC when a mountain lion crossed the trail in front of them. Sort of like the time wife and I were mountain biking with our dog. Our dog ran off into the forest when the next thing a black bear crossed the trail in front of us followed by you guessed it - our dog happily wagging his tail and wanting to play. Fortunately our dog returned and without the bear.




































*The cat was a juvenile but that kind of takes some of the steam out of the story so we won't talk about that...
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len wrote:
Badass for sure. Probably didn't even use jujitsu

Sounds like the Forge has taken up running again.
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was he a Gulf War vet or Gulf War Era vet?
BK will wonder if he's missing any teeth.
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Re: TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE TRI FORUM!!! [cerveloguy] [ In reply to ]
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I was running at a local city recreational area a few years back and encountered a big black bear. I heard it off in the woods as I was running down a dirt road. It was running in the same direction I was going but at about a 45 degree angle away from me. It was going up a hill and stopped a couple of times to take a look back at me before it crested the hill and dropped out of sight. Got the heart rate up a little.
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ThisIsIt wrote:
I was running at a local city recreational area a few years back and encountered a big black bear. I heard it off in the woods as I was running down a dirt road. It was running in the same direction I was going but at about a 45 degree angle away from me. It was going up a hill and stopped a couple of times to take a look back at me before it crested the hill and dropped out of sight. Got the heart rate up a little.

Black bear? He was likely more concerned about you then you were about him.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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BLeP wrote:
ThisIsIt wrote:
I was running at a local city recreational area a few years back and encountered a big black bear. I heard it off in the woods as I was running down a dirt road. It was running in the same direction I was going but at about a 45 degree angle away from me. It was going up a hill and stopped a couple of times to take a look back at me before it crested the hill and dropped out of sight. Got the heart rate up a little.


Black bear? He was likely more concerned about you then you were about him.

Yeah, it was never actually scary since it was pretty clear he was trying to avoid me.
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j p o wrote:
Are we sure this attack actually happened? Are there tapes? Did he turn over his cell phone?

They recovered the cat's body next to the stuff the guy left behind at the scene. They're going to perform a necropsy, so yes it happened. Dude is a badass.
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zed707 wrote:
j p o wrote:
Are we sure this attack actually happened? Are there tapes? Did he turn over his cell phone?


They recovered the cat's body next to the stuff the guy left behind at the scene. They're going to perform a necropsy, so yes it happened. Dude is a badass.

How do we know the kitten attacked him? Do we know that he didn't stalk and attack the kitten? Why is the fast jogger against the 2nd amendment?

We are so fucked.
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j p o wrote:
Are we sure this attack actually happened? Are there tapes? Did he turn over his cell phone?

If it's not on Strava, it didn't happen.

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