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I made a promise I am not sure I can keep
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I need a ruling of the Lavender Room Illuminati.

I was texting with my 24 year old nephew over the weekend. This is a really good kid. Anyone would be glad to have him as a son. He is engaged to a very nice and respectable girl. But he made me make a promise, and I am not sure if I can keep it.

Here is the text exchange:

Are you free this afternoon?

Yes, for what?

You wanna see if we can mount that fender on my motorcycle?

I didn't see your answer, not sure if there is room at John's barn and I know there is no heat
And his barn is an hour from my house

Oh ok, no worries, thought I'd see if you were interested
Had the afternoon free

1.5 hours later

Or at least let me see your panties :)
JK. Wrong person. Please ignore that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like forever. Let's just let that die here!!!!
Forever!!!

I'm not sure I can promise that, I am still crying

I'm serious. Please just leave that here.
That's not the kind of shit I appreciate having jokes about.
Please just do me a solid here.

Insert picture of a pair my underwear on the coffee table
Ok, now it can die

OMG. Thanks for that.
And seriously. If you could just never bring that up that'd be awesome


Now I told him I would. But I have not laughed that hard in ages. I feel bad keeping this to myself, and of course my wife, and not sharing it with the rest of the family.

We are so fucked.
Last edited by: j p o: Feb 12, 18 8:25
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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I think you should keep your promise. There may be some extenuating circumstances that could cause problems. It could also damage your relationship with him.
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]
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I will. But holy shit this was funny.

We are so fucked.
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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I agree. I'm sure you laughed like I would have while sending him the photo of your underwear.
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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I'd send him a picture of me in my underwear every year on the anniversary. No text, no words spoken, just a glorious hi-res photo.

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [mck414] [ In reply to ]
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mck414 wrote:
I'd send him a picture of me in my underwear every year on the anniversary. No text, no words spoken, just a glorious hi-res photo.

good thing his text didn't ask for nudes.

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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Hilarious!
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [edbikebabe] [ In reply to ]
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edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [mck414] [ In reply to ]
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//I'd send him a picture of me in my underwear every year on the anniversary. No text, no words spoken, just a glorious hi-res photo. //

This.

Keep your promise but no need to let it die...too damn hilarious
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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j p o wrote:
He is engaged to a very nice and respectable girl.
And yet... maybe too respectable?
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]
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BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????


Yeah, that's what I am thinking.


That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]
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BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

X3
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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Don’t mention it to anyone else, but amp it up. Send a pic of some shit stained tighty whities. Then you in a Depends. Then assess chaps.

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????


Yeah, that's what I am thinking.


That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

Well, we are typically smarter then our southern cousins, so that's not surprising ;-).

That, or our winter has turned us all in to cynical pricks.
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]
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BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????


Yeah, that's what I am thinking.


That was my thought as well.


Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.


Well, we are typically smarter then our southern cousins, so that's not surprising ;-).

That, or our winter has turned us all in to cynical pricks.

"Our" winter. You're fucking hillarious.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????


Yeah, that's what I am thinking.


That was my thought as well.


Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

yep I agree also that he must not have been texting his fiancee... or why would he care... (yep Canadian here as well)
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????


Yeah, that's what I am thinking.


That was my thought as well.


Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.


Well, we are typically smarter then our southern cousins, so that's not surprising ;-).

That, or our winter has turned us all in to cynical pricks.


"Our" winter. You're fucking hillarious.


the vancouverite complaining about winter.... that's funny shit right there.

(although we don't have any winter right now either out here on the better coast...)

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Last edited by: JasoninHalifax: Feb 12, 18 9:46
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]
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JasoninHalifax wrote:
the vancouverite complaining about winter.... that's funny shit right there.

(although we don't have any winter right now either out here on the better coast...)

It snowed all weekend here. Eat brown.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
JasoninHalifax wrote:

the vancouverite complaining about winter.... that's funny shit right there.

(although we don't have any winter right now either out here on the better coast...)


It snowed all weekend here. Eat brown.

car said it was 9*C this morning, so suck it...

( I still can't see the sun, because Halifax...)

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]
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The Great Lakes are at 69.1% ice cover. Last year at this point they were around 12%.

It's been cold.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
JasoninHalifax wrote:
the vancouverite complaining about winter.... that's funny shit right there.

(although we don't have any winter right now either out here on the better coast...)

It snowed all weekend here. Eat brown.

I'm about to go for a hike with the wife, kid, and dog. It's sunny out and good damn beautiful outside. I'm in a t shirt. Suck it long, and suck it hard, trebec.
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BLeP wrote:
BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????


Yeah, that's what I am thinking.


That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.



I saw it but my wife is a Canuck so maybe I'm learning about your devious ways.

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
BCtriguy1 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????


Yeah, that's what I am thinking.


That was my thought as well.


Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.


Well, we are typically smarter then our southern cousins, so that's not surprising ;-).

That, or our winter has turned us all in to cynical pricks.

"Our" winter. You're fucking hillarious.

What is “winter”? Gonna be sunny and at least 10C here today

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