I was texting with my 24 year old nephew over the weekend. This is a really good kid. Anyone would be glad to have him as a son. He is engaged to a very nice and respectable girl. But he made me make a promise, and I am not sure if I can keep it.
Here is the text exchange:
Are you free this afternoon?
Yes, for what?
You wanna see if we can mount that fender on my motorcycle?
I didn't see your answer, not sure if there is room at John's barn and I know there is no heat
And his barn is an hour from my house
Oh ok, no worries, thought I'd see if you were interested
Had the afternoon free
1.5 hours later
Or at least let me see your panties :)
JK. Wrong person. Please ignore that
Like forever. Let's just let that die here!!!!
I'm not sure I can promise that, I am still crying
I'm serious. Please just leave that here.
That's not the kind of shit I appreciate having jokes about.
Please just do me a solid here.
Insert picture of a pair my underwear on the coffee table
Ok, now it can die
OMG. Thanks for that.
And seriously. If you could just never bring that up that'd be awesome
Now I told him I would. But I have not laughed that hard in ages. I feel bad keeping this to myself, and of course my wife, and not sharing it with the rest of the family.
We are so fucked.