Went for a 30 mile ride at lunch today. I am out in the country, I mean pretty remote area. Now I am on guard for the loose dog that we have all encountered, but this I was never expecting...
I'm ridding on the right at about 20 mph and I see 10 meters or so in front of me on the left just off the road about 6 chickens and 3 roosters. I don't think much of it. Well just as I approach this one rooster starts running across the road towards me, like Jessie Owens fast. I break and dam if the rooster does not start flying - TOWARDS ME!!!
Hell, I did'nt even know a rooster could fly. F-'in bird smacks into me. I swear he even pecked me for good measure. I push him away and keep going spitting feathers out of my mouth like some cartoon character. No shit.
Worst part, I am pretty sure I could hear the farmer laugh'in.
http://www.clevetriclub.com
rob reddy
I'm ridding on the right at about 20 mph and I see 10 meters or so in front of me on the left just off the road about 6 chickens and 3 roosters. I don't think much of it. Well just as I approach this one rooster starts running across the road towards me, like Jessie Owens fast. I break and dam if the rooster does not start flying - TOWARDS ME!!!
Hell, I did'nt even know a rooster could fly. F-'in bird smacks into me. I swear he even pecked me for good measure. I push him away and keep going spitting feathers out of my mouth like some cartoon character. No shit.
Worst part, I am pretty sure I could hear the farmer laugh'in.
http://www.clevetriclub.com
rob reddy
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Foolish Tri Guy: Apr 7, 04 12:58