The Leatherman is the greatest invention of my lifetime. I hope the guy who invented it is a gajillionaire.

I have used mine to:

• Dismantle and/or assemble cell sites almost entirely
• Take a laptop apart
• In place of a key
• Fix a pair of glasses
• Put a pedal back on a bike
• Field dress a rabbit
• Gut a fish
• Strip all gauges of wire
• Break various components on Mrs. Vitus' bike
• Cut down branches
• Open letters
• Open beer bottles
• Put together a bookshelf
• Installed a screen door

Lots of other stuff, too- perhaps nothing more impressive than using it to get my kids' toys out of the packaging.

A Leatherman might not stop a Chuck Norris roundhouse, but give me a Leatherman, and MacGyver is my b**ch.

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