I found these gems in the latest issue of Modern Drunkard Magazine;

"Here's champagne to our real friends and real pain to our sham friends" --Francis Bacon

"Better a well known drunkard than an anonymous alcoholic" --Spanish

"May you never go to hell but always be on your way" --Yiddish

"No matter how beautiful, smart and full of class, To someone, somewhere she's a pain in the ass"--Anonymous

"People talk about our drinking, but never about our thirst"--Scottish

"Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy.....But enough about me, here's to you"--Anonymous

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**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**