Inspired by the "sherpa model", I have decided to run with Mr Tibbs.

Pros: He guards me against lions & tiger & bears (oh my!) as well as snakes, llamas, rhinos, dogs, and most importantly, their owners.

Cons: He never stops begging for free shit.

Result: Well worth the expense. Support Team Secondhand Racing. Hire your own guard sherpa!

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