Be like Jonah and get swallowed by a quiet room in your house. Just remember to bring some hot dogs and bourbon with you.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

...and the clarity of Pat's gender identity.

The hell are you talking about?

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

My guess he has people at his house for the 4th of July that he doesn't actually like.

You could always set the potato salad out a little extra early in the heat.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

I thought the idea of Windy as a model of patience was humorous. The guy who has more grievances than anyone else in the LR.

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Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)

In laws coming over?

Just enjoy your perfected mojito recipe and shitty chips.

I'm drywalling my daughter's playroom today. It could be worse, windy, it could be worse.

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Long Chile was a silly place.

Not an option unfortunately wife would kill me

I liked them fine prepandemic.... today I'm a tad annoyed

It was meant to illicit a mild ironic smile.

Not family. Can't even drink today until they depart. To be fair it's just Saturday for you

On Wednesday (our 4th equivalent) I was insulating and in an attic most the day.

You can't drink until they leave? It's your house!

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Long Chile was a silly place.

They need a ride to the train. They are enjoying my mojitos and bloodies though

Finally it's on like windy kong

Patience like Job?

All anyone has to do is reply to one of your thousand Chicago murder topics used as Trojan horses and the F word is coming.

:-)

I kid. I kid.

You know nothing. You've never spent a day with my eldest

truly jobian today. Pop in (technically swing by the backyard) not taking the hints to leave. I am not making them dinner I can wait them out.

Now discussing "compensation packages." If it wasn't Tuesday I'd be trying a new booze recipe

yup... just fucking snapped...announced they were coming over and since it is dinner time they'll just eat what I'm making.... well good to know since we won't have enough F-ing food for everyone since I wasn't planning on an extra three people eating a randomly thrown together dinner.... my pissed offness has been expressed

And they show up mother fucking empty handed....I'm fucking pissed

Seethe pounding beer

Your wife must be something for you to willingly marry into a clan of obtuse hillbillies.

Pour yourself a double and breathe deeply.

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She is great....this is just a subset of oblivious doofi in her family

Oh you have a good window washer... are you implying mine are dirty.... wandered away after what I imagine was an icy look from me when I said "Oh that's nice."

Oh bottled water....sure