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Re: I have an announcement [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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Crank wrote:
windywave wrote:
ajthomas wrote:
congratulations!

Now what the fuck are you doing posting in the LR at this time!?

Babies sleep a lot

Without exaggeration, I once met a pregnant first-time mom who had booked a European vacation for immediately after the due date because she thought it'd be the best time to go. After all, she'd be on maternity leave and all newborns do is sleep, right? I have a really good poker face but I don't think I kept it together when I heard that.

Did she go?
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Re: I have an announcement [Uncle Arqyle] [ In reply to ]
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Uncle Arqyle wrote:
windywave wrote:
gofigure wrote:
One day one and already deprived, you sir need to step up your performance. Sympathies will be extended on the 10th day.


I'll just hire a night nanny.

Its more common than you think and realistically you only need one for 4-6 weeks. I think both of our were sleeping 6+ hours by week 6.

I wasn't being facetious. If I need to I will, already researched agencies.
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Re: I have an announcement [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:
Crank wrote:
windywave wrote:
ajthomas wrote:
congratulations!

Now what the fuck are you doing posting in the LR at this time!?

Babies sleep a lot


Without exaggeration, I once met a pregnant first-time mom who had booked a European vacation for immediately after the due date because she thought it'd be the best time to go. After all, she'd be on maternity leave and all newborns do is sleep, right? I have a really good poker face but I don't think I kept it together when I heard that.


Did she go?

Nope.

War is god
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Re: I have an announcement [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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Make sure next year you post "How to fit triathlon in with family time".
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Re: I have an announcement [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:
Uncle Arqyle wrote:
windywave wrote:
gofigure wrote:
One day one and already deprived, you sir need to step up your performance. Sympathies will be extended on the 10th day.


I'll just hire a night nanny.

Its more common than you think and realistically you only need one for 4-6 weeks. I think both of our were sleeping 6+ hours by week 6.

I wasn't being facetious. If I need to I will, already researched agencies.

This only works if your wife isn't breastfeeding. Also, must be nice to be rich.
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Re: I have an announcement [triathlete37] [ In reply to ]
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triathlete37 wrote:
Make sure next year you post "How to fit triathlon in with family time".


Huh? Don't know what that tri thing is
Last edited by: windywave: Dec 11, 19 18:26
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Re: I have an announcement [edbikebabe] [ In reply to ]
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edbikebabe wrote:
windywave wrote:
Uncle Arqyle wrote:
windywave wrote:
gofigure wrote:
One day one and already deprived, you sir need to step up your performance. Sympathies will be extended on the 10th day.


I'll just hire a night nanny.

Its more common than you think and realistically you only need one for 4-6 weeks. I think both of our were sleeping 6+ hours by week 6.

I wasn't being facetious. If I need to I will, already researched agencies.

This only works if your wife isn't breastfeeding. Also, must be nice to be rich.

They have these pump things that were invented around the time of Archimedes.

Not rich but I'll pay 150 to 200 bucks a night once ir twice a week if I need it
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Re: I have an announcement [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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Does your newborn identify as male, female, nonbinary... ?
(congrats ;-)

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD
Last edited by: Dr. Tigerchik: Dec 11, 19 18:31
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Re: I have an announcement [Dr. Tigerchik] [ In reply to ]
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Dr. Tigerchik wrote:
Does your newborn identify as male, female, nonbinary... ?
(congrats ;-)

Whatever gender that doesn't choose a bathroom and just goes whenever and wherever they feel like.
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Re: I have an announcement [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
windywave wrote:
Uncle Arqyle wrote:
windywave wrote:
gofigure wrote:
One day one and already deprived, you sir need to step up your performance. Sympathies will be extended on the 10th day.


I'll just hire a night nanny.

Its more common than you think and realistically you only need one for 4-6 weeks. I think both of our were sleeping 6+ hours by week 6.

I wasn't being facetious. If I need to I will, already researched agencies.

This only works if your wife isn't breastfeeding. Also, must be nice to be rich.

They have these pump things that were invented around the time of Archimedes.

Not rich but I'll pay 150 to 200 bucks a night once ir twice a week if I need it

Uh huh. And pumps only work if you are awake to use them... You have much to learn young one .
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Re: I have an announcement [edbikebabe] [ In reply to ]
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edbikebabe wrote:
windywave wrote:
edbikebabe wrote:
windywave wrote:
Uncle Arqyle wrote:
windywave wrote:
gofigure wrote:
One day one and already deprived, you sir need to step up your performance. Sympathies will be extended on the 10th day.


I'll just hire a night nanny.

Its more common than you think and realistically you only need one for 4-6 weeks. I think both of our were sleeping 6+ hours by week 6.

I wasn't being facetious. If I need to I will, already researched agencies.

This only works if your wife isn't breastfeeding. Also, must be nice to be rich.

They have these pump things that were invented around the time of Archimedes.

Not rich but I'll pay 150 to 200 bucks a night once ir twice a week if I need it

Uh huh. And pumps only work if you are awake to use them... You have much to learn young one .

Since I won't be pumping I don't see your point
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Re: I have an announcement [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:

Cool.

Who is the father?

:)

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Re: I have an announcement [CaptainCanada] [ In reply to ]
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CaptainCanada wrote:
windywave wrote:

Cool.

Who is the father?

:)

I am, not sure about the mother though
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Re: I have an announcement [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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f it all..why can't i upload a picture correctly


Last edited by: TimeIsUp: Dec 13, 19 12:43
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