This morning my 5th grade son lamented to his 7th grade sister that he has to do ballroom dancing at school.

My 7th grade daughter claims to recall that at the culminating ballroom dancing event at the school, just prior to the start of dancing, I handed her a burrito and said, “Hold my burrito. I’ll be right back.”

She says I went to the car to get something. While I was gone, dancing started and she had a burrito in her hand.

This is so not true!!!

What is the most ridiculous thing you’ve been blamed for?