And, I had the whole family in the van too.
Honestly, it had it coming.
It was suicidal!
Honestly, it had it coming.
It was suicidal!
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Re: I killed a bunny lat night [EndlessH2O]
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Distraction is the best strategy when critter kill is immanent. Just point towards the sky and yell EAGLE!
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Re: I killed a bunny lat night [EndlessH2O]
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Did it taste like chicken?
Re: I killed a bunny lat night [EndlessH2O]
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https://www.sadanduseless.com/suicidal/
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD
Re: I killed a bunny lat night [EndlessH2O]
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i'm trying to kill a mouse. it's eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter.
picky bastard.
any tips
ΜΟΛΩΝ-ΛΑΒΕ
we're doomed
picky bastard.
any tips
ΜΟΛΩΝ-ΛΑΒΕ
we're doomed
Re: I killed a bunny lat night [Madduck]
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Madduck wrote:
i'm trying to kill a mouse. it's eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter. picky bastard.
any tips
Yeah, go to Enterprise and rent a full size 9 seater van with the full insurance package like I did on this trip. Then, run over it (as it is running towards your high beams like a lunatic) with the left front tire, and back left tire for good measure.
Van 1
Moose 0
Make sure to place a Van to Moose bet at Ladbrokes for good measure. This way you cover the 150 deductible.
Let me know how it works for you.
Re: I killed a bunny lat night [Madduck]
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//i'm trying to kill a mouse. it's eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter.
picky bastard. //
If there's sugar in the Almond Butter, it sounds like you've got a Paleo Mouse. Put some Crossfit WODs and a small piece of organic, grass-fed, no steroid, high country Bison meat on a mousetrap. That should do the trick.
picky bastard. //
If there's sugar in the Almond Butter, it sounds like you've got a Paleo Mouse. Put some Crossfit WODs and a small piece of organic, grass-fed, no steroid, high country Bison meat on a mousetrap. That should do the trick.
Re: I killed a bunny lat night [EndlessH2O]
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EndlessH2O wrote:
Madduck wrote:
i'm trying to kill a mouse. it's eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter. picky bastard.
any tips
Yeah, go to Enterprise and rent a full size 9 seater van with the full insurance package like I did on this trip. Then, run over it (as it is running towards your high beams like a lunatic) with the left front tire, and back left tire for good measure.
Van 1
Moose 0
Make sure to place a Van to Moose bet at Ladbrokes for good measure. This way you cover the 150 deductible.
Let me know how it works for you.
Been spending a lot of time with BleP lately? ;-)
"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."
Re: I killed a bunny lat night [Madduck]
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Madduck wrote:
i'm trying to kill a mouse. it's eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter. picky bastard.
any tips
You need a cat. Or a 13 year old boy. One or the other is enough. Both leads to a lot of dead critters on my back patio.
Re: I killed a bunny lat night [EndlessH2O]
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EndlessH2O wrote:
And, I had the whole family in the van too. Honestly, it had it coming.
It was suicidal!
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Re: I killed a bunny lat night [Madduck]
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Madduck wrote:
i'm trying to kill a mouse. it's eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter. picky bastard.
any tips
Yeah, stop using almond butter, it tastes like shit.
Use real peanut butter, the kind loaded with sugar. Gets them every time.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Re: I killed a bunny lat night [BLeP]
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BLeP wrote:
Madduck wrote:
i'm trying to kill a mouse. it's eaten our bananas and avocados but wont eat almond butter. picky bastard.
any tips
Yeah, stop using almond butter, it tastes like shit.
Use real peanut butter, the kind loaded with sugar. Gets them every time.
Choosy mice choose Jif
mck414 wrote:
Distraction is the best strategy when critter kill is immanent. Just point towards the sky and yell EAGLE!Nah. Just tell them the truth. Coyotes and buzzards need to eat too. Nothing goes to waste.