I get the feeling that if the cat had a camera there would be video of this abuse all over the pet-web.

That is too funny. Nice break from the other stuff that is going on.

One of my dogs will do what we call the "Teddy Flop" if we try to get him to go outside. He will slowly flop down and roll over on his back.

Hilarious.

That half-second glance of "are you kidding me with this shit?" at the camera? Dead.

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You named your dog Nemesis? That adorable floof? What is the cute kitty's name - Mephistopheles?

Nemesis is the goddess of retribution. Perfect for most Pyrs. Not for her. :)

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

That’s awesome. My dogs are the exact opposite. They get so excited to go out you can’t get the leash on them.

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Our leashes hang by the front door. God help you if you knock into them and they jingle.

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Hahahaha. That’s like saying C O O K IE

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I am thankful the 145 lb old Italian mastiff I am caring for is not prone to much excitement before walks. He'd probably leave bruises.

Ha ha that is awesome.