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What's the best headline you have seen?
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I just saw a reference to a headline

"low rents of Arabia"

What have you got
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Re: What's the best headline you have seen? [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]
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Big Beaverā€™s Open!

(After a very drawn-out construction project on Big Beaver Road in Detroit concluded, to everyoneā€™s pleasure. That was probably late 1990s.)
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- ā€œForecasters call for weather on Monday" said the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. But the rest of the week is up in the air.


- ā€œAmphibious pitcher makes debutā€ (an editor should have known that pitchers can be "ambidextrous" but rarely are frogs)


-ā€œMan Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorneyā€


- ā€œMissippiā€™s literacy program shows improvementā€ Mississippi - making Alabama look smart since 1817


- ā€œFederal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weaponsā€


- ā€œMurderer says detective ruined his reputationā€


- ā€œUtah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poisonā€... Utah, are you making a run for Missippi's crown?


- ā€œBugs flying around with wings are flying bugsā€











Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's
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"Cash is better than a Czech"
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This weekend's headline: Poile Makes Business Decision for Preds, Trades Subban to Devils

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Apparently the original article is no longer available but this story makes me laugh every time I read it.

Mountain Lions donā€™t smoke Marijuana

https://www.neowin.net/...ont-smoke-marijuana/
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Re: What's the best headline you have seen? [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]
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"Queen Mary to have Bottom Scraped" comes to mind.

War is god
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in reference to a woman complaining that her jacket was ruined in a tram door:

'street car maims attire.'

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Re: What's the best headline you have seen? [Andrewmc] [ In reply to ]
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It was up here in the past couple weeks, think from a congressman, cracked me up:

ā€œIā€™m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,ā€
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Local HS kids spent time in an internship program:

"Local Students Get First Hand Job Experience"...
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I canā€™t remember but I know it was the NY Post and I know it was about Donald Trump!

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La Leche League of Douglas County meets Wednesday at 11. Lunch will be provided.
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Last edited by: wimsey: Jun 24, 19 13:51
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"new prime number found in NC"

like someone turned over a rock and THERE IT WAS

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
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Dr. Tigerchik wrote:
"new prime number found in NC"

like someone turned over a rock and THERE IT WAS

Youā€™re such a nerd ;-D

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Andrewmc wrote:
I just saw a reference to a headline

"low rents of Arabia"

What have you got

Iraqi Head, seeks arms.
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Re: What's the best headline you have seen? [monty] [ In reply to ]
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monty wrote:
It was up here in the past couple weeks, think from a congressman, cracked me up:

ā€œIā€™m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,ā€


that's absolutely outstanding.

also: when did "crammed down our throats" become the go-to metaphor for homophobes? they have to know how it sounds. . .

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A friend of mine had a Nashville newspaper headline in his office:

"Three musicians and drummer die in crash."
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