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My wife asked to grease the pole.
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F-ing squirrels!

How do you like them nuts now?

Take that!
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [EndlessH2O] [ In reply to ]
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Before or after priming the pump?
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [EndlessH2O] [ In reply to ]
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When my wife and I started dating, her house had a satellite dish mounted on a rickety fence with some overgrown bushes.

One day we were talking on the phone and she said "excuse me. I have to go wiggle my dish and trim my bush...."

We still joke about it 20 years later.
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"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [Ringmaster] [ In reply to ]
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [EndlessH2O] [ In reply to ]
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EndlessH2O wrote:
F-ing squirrels!

How do you like them nuts now?

Take that!

Try a Slinky instead... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QjhBKDzKcE
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [EndlessH2O] [ In reply to ]
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A little bit of lube goes a long way.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [Ringmaster] [ In reply to ]
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A few years ago I got a letter in the mail and on the envelope the (female) mail carrier had written "can you please trim your bush for me :)" It was in reference to the overgrown thorn bush that is next to our mailbox, but it is still good for a laugh between mrs wimsey and me.
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [jkca1] [ In reply to ]
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jkca1 wrote:

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the F?

Seriously?

Can't get that image out of my head. Thanks!
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [EndlessH2O] [ In reply to ]
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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [WelshinPhilly] [ In reply to ]
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WelshinPhilly wrote:



Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: My wife asked to grease the pole. [ChiTownJack] [ In reply to ]
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ChiTownJack wrote:
EndlessH2O wrote:
F-ing squirrels!

How do you like them nuts now?

Take that!

Try a Slinky instead... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QjhBKDzKcE

That was awesome! I almost wish we had squirrels in Utah to try it. My premonition is that those pesky critters would figure out how to ride the slinky, but it would be entertaining to watch their education 😊

DFL > DNF > DNS
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